"So you want to know about how starships work, huh? Well you came to the right place. I can tear apart a hyperdrive super-conductor coil blindfolded and can calibrate your engine displacement ration with a rabid bantha tied to my feet. If you're going to fly around the galaxy, you have to know how things work on a starship... and why. Otherwise, you're vapebait for the first pirate that decides you're easy prey."