- "We didn't use Wank's hide! It was Dorg's ear!"
- ―Two-headed Gonster
Dorgs were creatures from which an ear could be obtained. The Dorg's ear was an important piece in many spells and potions created by the Two-headed Gonster of the Twin Hills. The Gonster kept Dorgs ear alongside its many other ingredients. During the Raich crisis when the Gonster was forced to create a new magic cap, he was unable to agree with himself over whether Wank's hide or Dorg's ear had been used for the cap.