"Any Prophet of the Dark Side who approaches and tries to enter our Moffship will be taken hostage. That's our only way to bargain with Kadann, and save what little power we grand moffs [sic] have left in the Empire, now that Kadann has declared himself to be the new Imperial leader!"
―Grand Moff Hissa, during the Mofference of 5 ABY[src]
"Kadann hates us because we were loyal to Trioculus to the very end. But with Trioculus as Emperor, at least we had influence and shared the rule of the Empire."
―Grand Moff Thistleborn, during the Mofference[src]
"I heard a rumor from a high–ranking Imperial intelligence agent that Kadann wants to disband the grand moffs [sic] completely!" "I heard the same rumor. Kadann wants to take each one of us aside and demote us. It is rumored he'll strip us of our power and appoint us to low–ranking military positions on the most slime–ridden and frozen planets in the galaxy."
―Grand Moffs Dunhausen and Muzzer spread rumors at the Mofference[src]
Grand Moff Hissa, who chaired the Mofference of 5 ABY
Another Intelligence agent, himself posing as Supreme ProphetKadann,[3] had recently made his own claim to the Imperial throne, and several of the Grand Moffs had heard rumors that he intended to disband their committee. During the Mofference, Hissa declared that any supposed Prophet of the Dark Side caught entering the Moffship would be taken hostage. Grand Moffs Dunhausen and Muzzer shared the rumors they had heard, and Grand Moff Thistleborn opined that "Kadann" hated the committee due to their apparent support of Trioculus, a puppet ruler who had claimed to be the son of former Galactic EmperorPalpatine. Trioculus was no longer in power, having recently been frozen in carbonite by one of his enemies, the crime lordZorba the Hutt.[1]
The Mofference was interrupted by the droidMD-5, who entered the Mofference room and informed the Grand Moffs that Zorba's flagship, the Zorba Express, had been spotted in the Tatoo system. The Moffship trapped the Zorba Express in a tractor beam, and the committee adjourned the Mofference in order to confront the Hutt.[1]
―A quote from Grand Moff Hissa, used by the Wookieepedia community to represent their own Mofferences[src]
Wookieepedia bids you all Dark Greetings!
The only appearance of a Mofference in Star Warscanon is in 1993's Queen of the Empire, a young readers' book written by Paul and Hollace Davids. The book is the fifth volume of an unnamed book series.[1] The meeting in Queen of the Empire is not the only gathering of the Central Committee of Grand Moffs that occurs in the series,[4] but it is the only one that the narrative deems a "Mofference"—a portmanteau of the words "Moff" and "conference." It occurs in the book's sixth chapter, which is also called "The Mofference."[1]
The events of the Davids' series have been perceived as juvenile and criticized by many Star Wars fans,[5] and the term "Mofference," viewed as awful wordplay, has been the recipient of especial mockery yet also celebrated for its silliness by fans and Star Wars authors alike.[6][7] Author Adrick Tolliver maintained a blog on StarWars.com for several years titled "The Mofference is now in session!",[8] and a StarWars.com article written by Pablo Hidalgo in 2007 that explored various superweapons of the Star WarsExpanded Universe humorously asserted that the Tarkin superweapon would be less effective were it named the "Grand Mofference Center."[7] Hidalgo later cited the Mofference as a whimsical and outlandish highlight of the Davids' series in 2012's The Essential Reader's Companion.[9]
Users of the online Star WarswikiWookieepedia have named the site's periodic Internet Relay Chat community meetings "Mofferences." The gatherings are represented by an image of a non-Mofference meeting of the Central Committee of Grand Moffs that originally appeared in The Glove of Darth Vader[10]—the first volume of the Davids' series[4]—and traditionally open with a quotation of Hissa uttered during said meeting: "I bid you all Dark Greetings!"[11][12][13]