- "We appreciate the time you've given us. Is there anything else you'd like to say?"
- ―A Galactic Gossip interviewer and the Morpitoo
The Morpitoo was a sentient being who was once interviewed by a tabloid known as Galactic Gossip. Looking like a bloated, mushroom-shaped mass of flesh with two eyes, the individual belonged to a species that could mutate at will. The Morpitoo was rumored to practicing prismatic self-defense and having had a number of girlfriends. During the interview, the Morpitoo spoke a language that was not translated for the readers' benefit.