Our dreams have come true. :)

But isn't this just a joke by one of the developers? Lt. 1993 20:36, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

OMG! KEJ 07:48, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

Seems to be modeled after suicide bombers from our world by the looks of the information. MyNz 08:16, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

• • Or the exploding sheep from Worms. KEJ 22:22, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Canonicity tag Edit

I have seen nothing to suggest that the Ewok Handler isn't canon. -- I need a name (Complain here) 12:40, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

• Sorry, that was me. The idea was so incredibly stupid (and seemingly borrowed from the Zerg 'Infested Terran' unit from StarCraft) that I thought it had to be a joke, but after a little research, it seems that I was wrong. –Sentry^Talk 00:59, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

'I just saw some Ewoks over there' Edit

"When they saw Ewoks during a battle, they would capture them, strap thermal detonators onto their head, stuff them in bags and keep them for groups of enemy soldiers on foot."

So there just happened to be Ewoks on the battlefield? I played the game and there is no instance of 'collecting' Ewoks. In the game, you get Ewoks by using the 'slavery' corruption option on Endor on the galactic map, and then are able to train these guys for use in battle. So, they have Ewoks when they go into battle, they don't "see ewoks during the battle". (- -) 12:43, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

• I just rewrote the article. I hope it is more realistic in its description of the Ewok Handlers.--Davidvcsandersen 19:38, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Like "Ewok handlers where fat beer drinking pot bellied clones from that dude from Ep 6 RotJ and carelessly strapped bombs on cute teddy bears that attacked infantry with their fists until the BIG BOOM triggers and seeing Ewok guts fly into the air like raining Ewok steak"? :] XDLOL (just joking! lol!)-Boba fett 32 04:55, January 9, 2010 (UTC)