- I admit that I am powerless and that my life is unmanageable.
- I believe in a power greater than myself and Its name is Zoraz.
- I turned my will and life over to Zoraz.
- I made a searching and fearless moral inventory of myself in the bulbous presence of Zoraz.
- I admitted to Zoraz, to myself, and to you, Orequelandomani, the exact nature of my wrongs.
- I had Zoraz remove all my defects of character (and this hurt).
- Ditto for my shortcomings.
- I made a list of all creatures I had harmed and became willing to replace their suction cups.
- I made direct amends to such creatures whenever possible, except when to do so would cause personal liquefaction to them or others.
- I continue to take personal inventory and when wrong admit this to Zoraz.
- I sought through focal point conjuring and intergalactic yodeling to improve my conscious contact with Zoraz as I know It, dreaming only for knowledge of Its will for us and the power to carry that out.
- Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these communications, I tried to carry this message to others and to practice these principles in all my activities (both linear and circuitous).
Behind the scenesEdit
The Twelve Steps was featured in Monsters and Aliens from George Lucas, a book published in 1993. Lucasfilm employee Leland Chee, who maintains the Holocron continuity database, has indicated that information contained in the book is non-canonical.
Notes and referencesEdit
- Monsters and Aliens from George Lucas (First appearance)