User:Darth Cow
From Wookieepedia, the Star Wars wiki.
| Image:Wookiee Cat.JPG | BEWARE OF CAT This userpage is guarded by the dreaded Wookiee-Cat. Vandalism of this page will result in dismemberment via a ferocious Wookiee-Cat frenzy. |
| |
| Darth Cow | |
|---|---|
| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld |
Cowshyyyk |
| Born |
??? |
| Died |
??? |
| Physical description | |
| Species |
Cow |
| Gender |
Male |
| Height |
1.00 meters |
| Hair color |
Black (paint) |
| Eye color |
Brown |
| Chronological and political information | |
| Era(s) | |
| Affiliation | |
| BOXES OF DOOM! | ||
|---|---|---|
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
| ||
|
| Darth Cow | |
|---|---|
| Biographical information | |
| Birth date |
Yes, I was born. Thanks for asking. |
| Birthplace |
Veldin |
| Residence |
In a galaxy far, far away... |
| Physical description | |
| Gender |
Male |
| Hair color |
Brown |
| Eye color |
Green/Brown |
| General information | |
| Occupation |
Student |
| Hobbies |
Final Fantasy series, Harvest moon series, Ratchet & Clank series, Battlefront series, and Star Wars. Duh! |
| Userboxes | |
[edit] My History
I was originally a normal cow until I got very sick of making milk. I was always made fun of for having "Cow" in my name and everyone called me a girl. These problems led to me wanting to escape, so I attempted living the life of a Jedi. I had trained with my master for several years and we had a close bond. That is, until Order 66. My master and my best friends were killed, except for Dark Shroud, that is. Yoda confronted me and exclaimed that I had killed the Jedi. He attempted to defeat me in battle, but my hungry Wookiee-Cat made sure I won that battle. She ate Yoda, and I escaped in Greivous' Cruiser. Afterwards seeking revenge, I painted my whole body black and joined forces with Darth Vader. I was the REAL assassin of Lincoln. Seriously, don't trust anyone else. Eventually, I got bored of Vader, took a joyride in the Death Star, and destroyed Vader's ship. Right as I was going to find my enemy; Maaul, he came to find me. A short (3 seconds) battle ocurred and Maaul gave in to the Dark Side. We took over several galaxies, including Maaul's own. Eventually, though, a new threat surfaced. A meatbag named...no, that's not it... oh yeah, named KR. I had recently let Maaul do undercover work on Humans. Bad idea. She was telling Maaul he didn't have to stay with me. He constantly bothered me about leaving these galaxies and becoming the ruler of somewhere more...force sensitive. I caved in, and left my best (and only) apprentice to his own devices, in his own galaxy. He and KR got married, and I was left with only a galaxy. I want my money back!!!
[edit] My REAL History
[edit] About Me
I collect Star Wars things like the games, software, and posters. I do not, however, own any comics or things that don't have to do with the base story of the movies in Star Wars (Extended Universe, I think it's called). Many many many of these pages I am unfamiliar with because they don't have stuff from the movies or things the not-so-hardcore Star Wars fan knows about in them.
[edit] Some Random Crap About Me
- I constantly forget whether it's Qui-Gon Jinn or Qui-Gonn Jin. Although now that I've seen it, it's become easier for me to remember.
- I barely ever watch Episode III anymore because the Great Jedi Purge is so sad.
- <unrelated>I believe illegal immagrants should stop protesting and agree with the U.S. system!</unrelated>
- I like Episode I...
- I think the PS3 is going to dominate the universe!
- People who blame their problems on the President would totally implode if they had to do what he does.
- I think cats and kittens should be eligible to run for President.
- I like this kind of crap. Really cool.
[edit] Find Me On
I next to never contribute on those wikis; Wookieepedia roxez!!!
[edit] My Favorite Star Wars Things
- Species: Wookiee
- Jedi: Qui-Gon Jinn
- Sith: Darth Maul
- Episode: I
- Clone Unit: Heavy Weapons
- Clone: Scorch
- Battle: The duel between Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and Darth Maul. Intense.
- Weapon: DC17-m rifle
- Random Person: King Ebareebaveebeedee
- Character: Quinlan Vos
- Characters on LEGO Star Wars: General Grievous or his MagnaGuard
[edit] Vandalism
| Image:Violence Cat.gif | NO VANDALISM This page is a vadalism-free zone.VIOLATORS WILL BE MACHINE-GUNNED. |
This page has had 9 things vandalized.
By:
- Mike Kazz
- He created a link to his page through my userbox labeled "31".
- He changed the text in my final userbox.
Fixed by: StarNeptune
- IP Address: 209.74.44.37
- This user changed the text in a userbox.
- This user edited my page to say I go to gay_web.com.
- This user changed my smiley --- :p --- to --- :( ---
- This user changed my smiley --- :) --- to --- :( ---
- IP Address: 24.10.4.33
- This user edited my page to say my kill/death ratio on Battlefront II was 00.0.
- IP Address: 138.163.0.37
- This user edited my entire userpage saying "979797979797"...
Fixed by: JSarek
- Doo Doo
- This user changed my userbox "sw-4" to "sw-1" to indicate I know very little about Star Wars.
Fixed by: StarNeptune
[edit] Vandals
| Image:Wookiee Cat.JPG | ENEMIES OF THE WOOKIEE-CAT The following users are enemies of the Wookiee-Cat and will be served for dinner at the first glance the Wookiee-Cat sees of them. |
[edit] Not Vandals
| Image:Friendly Wookiee Cat.JPG | FRIENDS OF THE WOOKIEE-CAT The following users are friends with the Wookiee-Cat and will be spared from the Wookiee-Cat's ferocity. |
[edit] Banned
| Image:Rebel Trooper-Bespin-Battlefront.jpg | "I got one!" The following users have been fed to the Sarlacc. |
[edit] Reasons I'm Not On WP
- I've been kicked off by my sister.
- I've been kicked off by my dad.
- My modem is acting up.
- I'm busy making a major edit.
- I'm at school. (Duh!)
- My compy is crashing.
- I'm done for the day.
- I can't be in the compy lab anymore.
- I'm at church.
- I'm doing Homework.
- I'm sick from school and my parents won't let me use my compy.
- My computer is constantly logging me out.
- I'm watching Star Wars.
- I'm playing Battlefront II. (Duh!)
- I'm playing Harvest Moon.
- I'm petting my cat, stalker!
- I'm cross-dressing. I mean--
- I'm swimming.
- I'm robbing your house.
- I'm attacking Michael Jackson.
- I've been abducted by aliens.
- I'm milking myself.
[edit] Passwords/Phrases
In the shower
Oramzi
Nidion
Groove Dog
Mikewall Jacksoon
Armondo
Youngquist sucks
TyperShark Deluxe
Rock n' Roll McDonald's
City of the molepeople in the spot in the other hall
Roots XIV test
Day Bathroom Orange
Hobbir
2+2=22
[edit] REALLY Funny Tags!
- On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
- On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
- On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
- On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
- On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
- On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
- On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
- On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
- On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
- On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)-:D
- On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
- On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
- On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
- On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
- On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
- On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
from http://funnyjunk.com/funny_instructions.htm.
[edit] Battlefront II
[edit] Usernames
- Darth Cow
[edit] Multiplayer Usernames
- HIS TEAM (Whenever they kill me it says "---- KILLED HIS TEAM")
- HIS PUPPY (Whenever they kill me it says "---- KILLED HIS PUPPY")
- YOUR MOM (When I join it says "YOUR MOM JOINED", Whenever they kill me it says "---- KILLED YOUR MOM", and when I kill them it says "YOUR MOM KILLED ----")
[edit] Heroes vs. Villians
[edit] Favorite
Team- Villians
[edit] Heroes
- Melee
- Tie between Aayla Secura and Mace Windu.
- Force
- Yoda, I guess.
[edit] Villians
- Melee
- Force
- Overall
[edit] Stats
[edit] Awards
All Legendary.
[edit] Rank
General.
[edit] Kills
As of 3-13-06, 19,180 and climbing.
[edit] Kill/Death Ratio
67.0 or so is my average.
[edit] Player Points
As of 3-13-06, 34,359.
[edit] Points Per Life
108.
[edit] Great Superweapons
[edit] Favorite TIE
13.TIE Bomber
14.TIE fighter (It really sucks!)
[edit] Non-Starcraft
1.TIE ap-1
[edit] My Favorite Videogames
[edit] PS2
-Beat it.
-Love it.
- Final Fantasy X
-Beat it.
- Ratchet & Clank 1, 2 & 3
-Beat 'em.
- SpyHunter 2
-Beat it.
- Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3
-Beat it.
- Ridge Racer V
-Beat it.
- Midnight Club 1
-Very close to beating it.
- Midnight Club 2
-96.5%
- Kingdom Hearts
-Beat it. Lvl. 99. Have everything. Beat all optional bosses.
[edit] PS1
- Final Fantasy VII
-Beat it 5,000%.
[edit] GBA
- Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town
--I love you, Mineral Town!!!
- The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
-Almost beat it.
- DragonBall Z: The Legacy of Goku II
Beat it SEV-er-AL times.
- The Sims: Bustin' Out
-Beat it 4,000%.
[edit] SNES
- Star Fox
-Beat it.
- Donkey Kong Country
-Beat it.
- Super Mario World
-Beat it.
- Jungle Strike
-Beat it.
- Donkey Kong Country 3
-Got far.
- The Magical Quest Starring Mickey Mouse
-Beat it every single day.
- Pilot Wings
-Hated it, but, beat it.
[edit] DS
- Nintendogs:Daschaund
-"Beat" it.
- Asphalt: Urban GT
-All the best cars, tuned to perfection.
- Super Mario 64 DS
-Beat it.
[edit] PC
-Beat it.
- The Sims: Complete Collection
-Got Drew Carry to come to my party. (Beat it)
- Need for Speed: 1, 2, 3, Hot Pusuit, Porsche Unleashed... every one that's on PC
-Beat the ones that were worth my time. (PU, HP2, IISE, etc.)
[edit] I Wish I Had...
- The Death Stars >:)
- Star Wars Episode III (Video Game)
[edit] Unrelated to SW
- Kingdom Hearts II
- Final Fantasy 1-999,999,999
- Ratchet: Deadlocked
- Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (the game)
- PS3
- PSP
- A good Computer of my OWN
- An allowance or some sort of way to make money
[edit] My Put-Offs
- People who vandalize my page.
- SuperShadow and people like him.
- People that insist upon things completely incorrect to be correct.
- People who's userpage is only a bunch of cussing disguised as a userpage.
- People who say they're "better than everyone in the unsiverse at Halo 2", etc.
[edit] Other Great Sites
---This awesome site is dedicated to clever Star Wars spoofs and is in the form of a comic.
---I LOVE KAMINO, BESPIN, DAGOBAH AND GEONOSIS!!!
[edit] Nice
- Facts of Sajjad---BEWARE!!!
[edit] Colors For Your Userboxes in HTML
- Dark Blue: #3366cc
- Light Blue: #99ccff
- Dark Red: #CC0000
- Lighter Red: #800000
- Light Yellow-Brown: #CC9000
- Dark Yellow-Brown: #EFC35B
- White: white
- Dark Green: #c5fcdc
- Light Green: #6ef7a7
- Light Grey: #CCCCCC
- Dark Grey: #777777
- Black: #000000
- Darker Blue: #e2e2e2
- Light Darker Blue: #8eadce
[edit] Friend List
[edit] My Army
[edit] Episode I
[edit] Episode II
[edit] Episode III
- Star Wars Episode III poster
[edit] Episode IV
[edit] Episode V
- Star Wars Episode V book
[edit] Episode VI
- Star Wars Episode VI book
[edit] Videogames
- Star Wars Galaxies Starter Kit (I don't have an account)
- Star Wars: Republic Commando-PC Also, see my version of this
[edit] LEGO
- LEGO TIE Interceptor
- LEGO Jedi interceptor
- LEGO Vulture Droid
[edit] PEZ
[edit] Posters
- Episode III poster
[edit] Books
(many previously mentioned)
- Star Wars: Episode II The Cestus Deception
- Star Wars: Episode III
- Star Wars: Episode V
- Star Wars: Episode VI
- Star Wars Episode III sticker book (laugh. go ahead.)
[edit] DVDs
(All have been previously mentioned)
(All are widescreen!)
[edit] Other
- (cheap) Darth Vader mask
- Darth Vader's Lightsaber -red-
- Collector's #1 Episode II Cereal Box
- Utapau Clone Trooper Model
[edit] Thanks A Ton
[edit] Bluebry muffin
For helping me out when I started HRWiki, and making my signature show up as it should.
[edit] Ampi
For creating the section on my history and for giving me the HTML for my sig while he helped to make my (original)signature work right.
[edit] Ruffles
For his template on the death star.
[edit] StarNeptune
Fixed just about everything I asked to have fixed. Too many to list.
Some include:
- Blocking Vandals
- Reverting my vandalized page
- Fixing My Signature
- Etc. Etc. Etc.
[edit] Riffsyphon1024
For his template on Vandalism.
[edit] Bly1993
For the template: HC
[edit] Kwenn
For the templates;
- Not the droids you're looking for
- Palpatine needs face cream
[edit] Some Great Quotes
"If so smart in the force am I, why words in right order I put not?"
~ Yoda on himself
"I don't have OCD, but I do have a list of friends with OCD in chronological order of birth, which I call every 15 minutes to make sure they're still alive."
~ Oscar Wilde on Obsessive-compulsive disorder
"Do you mean Count Dooku? How ironic. I trained the man who killed him."
"Now that's what I'm talking about. It's a power generator... in the middle of a TREE."
~ Sev aka Delta 07
"If we're all clones, how come I'm the only one with a sense of humor?"
~ Scorch aka Delta 62
"The way these droids were swarming, one might think we're not welcome."
~ Scorch aka Delta 62
"If you've got a problem, you can send one ARC trooper, you can send one hundred clone troopers, or you can send a squad of four clone commandos."
~ Justin Lambros
"Hey, Sev! How many kills you got today, psycho?"
"More than you, wise guy!"
~ Scorch and Sev, respectively
"So, uh, how many kills do I rack for a droid dispenser?"
~ Scorch aka Delta 62
"I can't think of a better time to die than when I'm no longer the best."
~ Darman
"Crap, I don't believe it!!"
"What is it, Sev?!"
"I've lost count of my kills!!"
"ANOTHER HANGAR?!?!!"
"What can you say, Wookiees... like hangars."
~ Sev and Scorch, respectively
"Hey Sev, this one looks like your mother!"
~ Scorch
"It wasn't me!!!"
~ Scorch
"We meet again young Oscar..."
~ Darth Vader to Oscar Wilde
"Who's your daddy?"
~ Darth Vader's words to Luke
"Now, was it red red green, or red green red?"
~ Scorch, setting explosives
"Now this--is an ex-enemy."
~Scorch, after defeating Droids.
""Are you ever going to stop watching Star Wars?!"
-My mom"
"I had a weird Star Wars dream. There was one sith who walked with his hands and fought with his feet, and the Death Star had a baby that destroyed the universe. Everyone died, but I didn't wake up. It was horrible! I was floating for so long! I want my mommy!"
~ Maaul
"Please: Translation the Wookieepedia for Portuguese Language!!!"
"Through their leet powers of hacking, Microsoft will discover that you have IE and Firefox on your computer at the same time, and because of this they will blow up your computer because you are not exclusively using a Microsoft product."
[edit] Other Stuff
- Kids Next Door: Operation C.A.K.E.D. F.I.V.E. is a Star Wars Episode IV spoof. (I never watch that show; it's stupid, but I turned on the TV and it was on and I knew it was making fun of Star Wars.)
Image:VodeAn BrothersAll.ogg It may say it's an image, but it's really a WMP format song. Kwoj'n one, too.
I am:
[edit] Contact Me
