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Darth Cow
Biographical information
Homeworld

Cowshyyyk

Born

???

Died

???

Physical description
Species

Cow

Gender

Male

Height

1.00 meters

Hair color

Black (paint)

Eye color

Brown

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

Rise of the Empire

Affiliation

Galactic Empire, Sith

BOXES OF DOOM!
This user hasn't been online, so his images are all broken.
This user thinks that the Death Stars were a huge waste of time and money for The Empire, only to be destroyed by Rebel fighters.
This user thinks Republic Clone Troopers are awesome.
HC This user has a huge Star Wars collection big enough to conquer the world. (He's actually plotting in secret!)
Image:Sithempire2.jpg This user supports the Sith.
S This user's screen size is 1024x768.
45 This user has 45 pictures on his page. A new record!
Image:Republican Emblem.gif This user thinks Republic Commandos are awesome.
CC This user has Copyrighted Copyrighting.
QG This user thinks Qui-Gon Jinn was way too awesome to die.
BEN This user wishes that Obi-Wan would have been killed by Darth Maul, instead of Qui-Gon Jinn.

This user is not the Droid you're looking for.
X This user believes astrology is a load of cow pie and refuses to use Zodiac sign templates.
XP This user owns a Windows XP Media Center Edition.
sw-3 This user has an advanced understanding of the Star Wars Galaxy.
dark This user supports the dark side of the Force.
This user contributes using Internet Explorer.
GI This user had a great idea but forgot it.
WP This user is a current or former Wikipedian and is familiar with wiki formatting.
M This user is Male.
LOL This user thinks Capricorn is a really funny word.
This user supports the Galactic Empire.

This user thinks Palpatine needs to get some face cream.
SL This user knows Sign language.
BUSH This user supports President Bush.
SS This user uses secret words and sayings to communicate.
:p This user has the most userboxes that make sense EVER!!!
































Darth Cow
Biographical information
Birth date

Yes, I was born. Thanks for asking.

Birthplace

Veldin

Residence

In a galaxy far, far away...

Physical description
Gender

Male

Hair color

Brown

Eye color

Green/Brown

General information
Occupation

Student

Hobbies

Final Fantasy series, Harvest moon series, Ratchet & Clank series, Battlefront series, and Star Wars. Duh!

Userboxes








Image:AnakintoVader.jpg
This looks pretty cool.
















Image:Maybe the best one...ever..gif
Diary of a crazed Mimbanite. Wait a second. What's a Mimbanite?
Image:Dooooodle page.JPG
The whole really random page of doodles I made forever ago, including Darth Cow. I think that was even the first one I made... Anyway, if you look in the bottom-right corner, you can see the extemely failed attempt of re-creating him. I suck. (Oh, and if you look at the top you can see Darth Mall :>)

Contents

[edit] My History

I was originally a normal cow until I got very sick of making milk. I was always made fun of for having "Cow" in my name and everyone called me a girl. These problems led to me wanting to escape, so I attempted living the life of a Jedi. I had trained with my master for several years and we had a close bond. That is, until Order 66. My master and my best friends were killed, except for Dark Shroud, that is. Yoda confronted me and exclaimed that I had killed the Jedi. He attempted to defeat me in battle, but my hungry Wookiee-Cat made sure I won that battle. She ate Yoda, and I escaped in Greivous' Cruiser. Afterwards seeking revenge, I painted my whole body black and joined forces with Darth Vader. I was the REAL assassin of Lincoln. Seriously, don't trust anyone else. Eventually, I got bored of Vader, took a joyride in the Death Star, and destroyed Vader's ship. Right as I was going to find my enemy; Maaul, he came to find me. A short (3 seconds) battle ocurred and Maaul gave in to the Dark Side. We took over several galaxies, including Maaul's own. Eventually, though, a new threat surfaced. A meatbag named...no, that's not it... oh yeah, named KR. I had recently let Maaul do undercover work on Humans. Bad idea. She was telling Maaul he didn't have to stay with me. He constantly bothered me about leaving these galaxies and becoming the ruler of somewhere more...force sensitive. I caved in, and left my best (and only) apprentice to his own devices, in his own galaxy. He and KR got married, and I was left with only a galaxy. I want my money back!!!

[edit] My REAL History

I never really had much interest in Star Wars until I saw Episode II at about the age of 10. I loved the battle in the arena of Geonosis. Although, this was just about the only thing I had seen that had to do with Star Wars (of course, other than that "stupid" Star Wars:Clone Wars series), the only other thing was I had seen the Trilogy when I was very little. It wasn't until I was about a quarter through age 11 when I finally saved enough money for the war game I had wanted all my life; Star Wars: Battlefront. When I at last got it, there was hardly ever a time you couldn't find me away from my PS2. It informed me of the Star Wars Galaxy, and got me used to the four factions. My username was Bob, even though that's NOT my real name. I thought something like; "It has to have Darth in it," so I entered "Darth", "And what is an animal I like...?". I thought hard, and I remembered my creeeeeeepy obsession with boring, fat cows. "Darth Cow!!". Actually, I believe I had already come up with that name whilst doodling in Health class. UHGHGHGHGHGghghGHGh. HEalTh ClaSs... Hated that. Anyway, I had thought up "Cow Vader", "Monkey Vader", and like a billion others. Yeah, so after 3.5 months of constant Battlefront, I finally got BORED. I slowly shortened the time I spent on it, until, I eventually stopped completely. Time passed. I heard of the release of BF2. Bout time. I had saved all the money I got from Christmas and Birthdays, etc. until I had $50. So sad to spend the only money I ever get like that... So, I had bought it. Worth every penny, too. I, loving to be patient in a game and kick butt later, got a bajazillion medals. That, was my very top priority. I always did that on Final Fantasy(s), and that's what I did then. I got legendary on everything and beat EVERY mission in about 4-5 months time I'd guess. I was happy yet very sad that I had beat it all. But, this game made me what I am now. A MINDLESS KILLING MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Because of this singeline game, I bought Episode III. And then IV, V, and VI. And then II. I then bought Episode I (My favorite) on April 29 2006. Since I bought Episode III I have become a HUMUNGOUS fan of everything Star Wars.

[edit] About Me

I collect Star Wars things like the games, software, and posters. I do not, however, own any comics or things that don't have to do with the base story of the movies in Star Wars (Extended Universe, I think it's called). Many many many of these pages I am unfamiliar with because they don't have stuff from the movies or things the not-so-hardcore Star Wars fan knows about in them.

[edit] Some Random Crap About Me

  • I constantly forget whether it's Qui-Gon Jinn or Qui-Gonn Jin. Although now that I've seen it, it's become easier for me to remember.
  • I barely ever watch Episode III anymore because the Great Jedi Purge is so sad.
  • <unrelated>I believe illegal immagrants should stop protesting and agree with the U.S. system!</unrelated>
  • I like Episode I...
  • I think the PS3 is going to dominate the universe!
  • People who blame their problems on the President would totally implode if they had to do what he does.
  • I think cats and kittens should be eligible to run for President.
  • I like this kind of crap. Really cool.

[edit] Find Me On

Image:Copper and Pumpkin.JPG
My two Wookiee-Cats. Right-Pumpkin Left-Copper

I next to never contribute on those wikis; Wookieepedia roxez!!!

[edit] My Favorite Star Wars Things

  • Episode: I
  • Clone Unit: Heavy Weapons
  • Weapon: DC17-m rifle

[edit] Vandalism

Image:Violence Cat.gif NO VANDALISM
This page is a vadalism-free zone.VIOLATORS WILL BE MACHINE-GUNNED.


This page has had 9 things vandalized.

By:


  • Mike Kazz
    • He created a link to his page through my userbox labeled "31".
    • He changed the text in my final userbox.

Fixed by: StarNeptune


  • IP Address: 209.74.44.37
    • This user changed the text in a userbox.
    • This user edited my page to say I go to gay_web.com.
    • This user changed my smiley --- :p --- to --- :( ---
    • This user changed my smiley --- :) --- to --- :( ---

  • IP Address: 24.10.4.33
    • This user edited my page to say my kill/death ratio on Battlefront II was 00.0.

  • IP Address: 138.163.0.37
    • This user edited my entire userpage saying "979797979797"...

Fixed by: JSarek


  • Doo Doo
    • This user changed my userbox "sw-4" to "sw-1" to indicate I know very little about Star Wars.

Fixed by: StarNeptune

[edit] Vandals

Image:Wookiee Cat.JPG ENEMIES OF THE WOOKIEE-CAT
The following users are enemies of the Wookiee-Cat and will be served for dinner at the first glance the Wookiee-Cat sees of them.



[edit] Not Vandals

Image:Friendly Wookiee Cat.JPG FRIENDS OF THE WOOKIEE-CAT
The following users are friends with the Wookiee-Cat and will be spared from the Wookiee-Cat's ferocity.



[edit] Banned

Image:Rebel Trooper-Bespin-Battlefront.jpg "I got one!"
The following users have been fed to the Sarlacc.



[edit] Reasons I'm Not On WP

  • I've been kicked off by my sister.
  • I've been kicked off by my dad.
  • My modem is acting up.
  • I'm busy making a major edit.
  • I'm at school. (Duh!)
  • My compy is crashing.
  • I'm done for the day.
  • I can't be in the compy lab anymore.
  • I'm at church.
  • I'm doing Homework.
  • I'm sick from school and my parents won't let me use my compy.
  • My computer is constantly logging me out.
  • I'm watching Star Wars.
  • I'm playing Harvest Moon.
  • I'm petting my cat, stalker!
  • I'm cross-dressing. I mean--
  • I'm swimming.
  • I'm robbing your house.
  • I'm attacking Michael Jackson.
  • I've been abducted by aliens.
  • I'm milking myself.

[edit] Passwords/Phrases

Quotes_zelda2.jpg

  • In the shower
  • Oramzi
  • Nidion
  • Groove Dog
  • Mikewall Jacksoon
  • Armondo
  • Youngquist sucks
  • TyperShark Deluxe
  • Rock n' Roll McDonald's
  • City of the molepeople in the spot in the other hall
  • Roots XIV test
  • Day Bathroom Orange
  • Hobbir
  • 2+2=22

[edit] REALLY Funny Tags!

  • On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

  • On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

  • On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

  • On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

  • On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

  • On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

  • On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

  • On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

  • On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

  • On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)-:D

  • On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

  • On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

  • On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

  • On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

  • On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

  • On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

from http://funnyjunk.com/funny_instructions.htm.

[edit] Battlefront II

[edit] Usernames

  • Darth Cow

[edit] Multiplayer Usernames

  • HIS TEAM (Whenever they kill me it says "---- KILLED HIS TEAM")
  • HIS PUPPY (Whenever they kill me it says "---- KILLED HIS PUPPY")
  • YOUR MOM (When I join it says "YOUR MOM JOINED", Whenever they kill me it says "---- KILLED YOUR MOM", and when I kill them it says "YOUR MOM KILLED ----")

[edit] Heroes vs. Villians

[edit] Favorite

Team- Villians

[edit] Heroes
  • Force
[edit] Villians

[edit] Stats

[edit] Awards

All Legendary.

[edit] Rank

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Whoo! My first fan art.

General.

[edit] Kills

As of 3-13-06, 19,180 and climbing.

[edit] Kill/Death Ratio

67.0 or so is my average.

[edit] Player Points

As of 3-13-06, 34,359.

[edit] Points Per Life

108.


[edit] Great Superweapons

TIE/D
TIE/D

[edit] Favorite TIE

1.TIE Hunter

2.TIE/D automated fighter

3.TIE Phantom

4.TIE Defender

An Imperial TIE Hunter.
An Imperial TIE Hunter.

5.TIE Scout

6.TIE Aggressor

7.TIE Raptor

8.TIE Avenger

9.TIE Interceptor

10.Scimitar Assault Bomber

11.TIE Interdictor

12.TIE Oppressor

13.TIE Bomber

14.TIE fighter (It really sucks!)

[edit] Non-Starcraft

1.TIE ap-1

2.TIE crawler

3.TIE Fighter Boat

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UUuuUUUuuuuuUggghghhghg.

[edit] My Favorite Videogames

[edit] PS2

-Beat it.

-Beat it.

-Love it.

  • Final Fantasy X

-Beat it.

Image:Alright!.jpg
They grow up so fast! *Cry*
  • Ratchet & Clank 1, 2 & 3

-Beat 'em.

  • SpyHunter 2

-Beat it.

  • Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3

-Beat it.

  • Ridge Racer V

-Beat it.

  • Midnight Club 1

-Very close to beating it.

  • Midnight Club 2

-96.5%

  • Kingdom Hearts

-Beat it. Lvl. 99. Have everything. Beat all optional bosses.

[edit] PS1

  • Final Fantasy VII

-Beat it 5,000%.

[edit] GBA

  • Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town

--I love you, Mineral Town!!!


  • The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

-Almost beat it.

  • DragonBall Z: The Legacy of Goku II

Beat it SEV-er-AL times.

Image:TakeThat!.jpg
Byedeebye AT-AT!
  • The Sims: Bustin' Out

-Beat it 4,000%.

[edit] SNES

  • Star Fox

-Beat it.

  • Donkey Kong Country

-Beat it.

  • Super Mario World

-Beat it.

  • Jungle Strike

-Beat it.

  • Donkey Kong Country 3

-Got far.

  • The Magical Quest Starring Mickey Mouse

-Beat it every single day.

  • Pilot Wings

-Hated it, but, beat it.

[edit] DS

  • Nintendogs:Daschaund

-"Beat" it.

  • Asphalt: Urban GT

-All the best cars, tuned to perfection.

  • Super Mario 64 DS

-Beat it.

[edit] PC

-Beat it.

  • The Sims: Complete Collection

-Got Drew Carry to come to my party. (Beat it)

  • Need for Speed: 1, 2, 3, Hot Pusuit, Porsche Unleashed... every one that's on PC

-Beat the ones that were worth my time. (PU, HP2, IISE, etc.)

[edit] I Wish I Had...

  • Star Wars Episode III (Video Game)

[edit] Unrelated to SW

  • Kingdom Hearts II
  • Final Fantasy 1-999,999,999
  • Ratchet: Deadlocked
  • Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (the game)
  • PS3
  • PSP
  • A good Computer of my OWN
  • An allowance or some sort of way to make money

[edit] My Put-Offs

  • People who vandalize my page.
  • SuperShadow and people like him.
  • People that insist upon things completely incorrect to be correct.
  • People who's userpage is only a bunch of cussing disguised as a userpage.
  • People who say they're "better than everyone in the unsiverse at Halo 2", etc.

[edit] Other Great Sites

Image:Super-laser grilled!.gif
MMMM! Superlaser grilled!

---This awesome site is dedicated to clever Star Wars spoofs and is in the form of a comic.

---I LOVE KAMINO, BESPIN, DAGOBAH AND GEONOSIS!!!


[edit] Nice

[edit] Colors For Your Userboxes in HTML

  • Dark Blue: #3366cc
  • Light Blue: #99ccff
  • Dark Red: #CC0000
  • Lighter Red: #800000
  • Light Yellow-Brown: #CC9000
  • Dark Yellow-Brown: #EFC35B
  • White: white
  • Dark Green: #c5fcdc
  • Light Green: #6ef7a7
  • Light Grey: #CCCCCC
  • Dark Grey: #777777
  • Black: #000000
  • Darker Blue: #e2e2e2
  • Light Darker Blue: #8eadce


[edit] Friend List

-Ampi at HRWiki

-Bluebry Muffin at HRWiki

[edit] My Army

Episode I Poster
Episode I Poster

[edit] Episode I

[edit] Episode II

[edit] Episode III

[edit] Episode IV

[edit] Episode V

[edit] Episode VI

Episode III Poster

[edit] Videogames

Image:Jedi Poster.PNG
My Jedi poster.

[edit] LEGO

[edit] PEZ

[edit] Posters

Image:Sith Poster.PNG
My Sith poster.

[edit] Books

(many previously mentioned)

[edit] DVDs

(All have been previously mentioned)

(All are widescreen!)

[edit] Other

[edit] Thanks A Ton

[edit] Bluebry muffin

For helping me out when I started HRWiki, and making my signature show up as it should.

[edit] Ampi

For creating the section on my history and for giving me the HTML for my sig while he helped to make my (original)signature work right.

[edit] Ruffles

For his template on the death star.

[edit] StarNeptune

Fixed just about everything I asked to have fixed. Too many to list.

Some include:

  • Blocking Vandals
  • Reverting my vandalized page
  • Etc. Etc. Etc.

[edit] Riffsyphon1024

For his template on Vandalism.

[edit] Bly1993

For the template: HC

I was on one of those.
I was on one of those.

[edit] Kwenn

For the templates;

  • Not the droids you're looking for
  • Palpatine needs face cream

[edit] Some Great Quotes

"If so smart in the force am I, why words in right order I put not?"

~ Yoda on himself


"I don't have OCD, but I do have a list of friends with OCD in chronological order of birth, which I call every 15 minutes to make sure they're still alive."

~ Oscar Wilde on Obsessive-compulsive disorder


"Do you mean Count Dooku? How ironic. I trained the man who killed him."

~ Obi-Wan Kenobi


"Now that's what I'm talking about. It's a power generator... in the middle of a TREE."

~ Sev aka Delta 07


"If we're all clones, how come I'm the only one with a sense of humor?"

~ Scorch aka Delta 62


"The way these droids were swarming, one might think we're not welcome."

~ Scorch aka Delta 62


"If you've got a problem, you can send one ARC trooper, you can send one hundred clone troopers, or you can send a squad of four clone commandos."

~ Justin Lambros


"Hey, Sev! How many kills you got today, psycho?"

"More than you, wise guy!"

~ Scorch and Sev, respectively


"So, uh, how many kills do I rack for a droid dispenser?"

~ Scorch aka Delta 62


"I can't think of a better time to die than when I'm no longer the best."

~ Darman


"Crap, I don't believe it!!"

"What is it, Sev?!"

"I've lost count of my kills!!"

~ Sev, Scorch, Sev


"ANOTHER HANGAR?!?!!"

"What can you say, Wookiees... like hangars."

~ Sev and Scorch, respectively


"Hey Sev, this one looks like your mother!"

~ Scorch


"It wasn't me!!!"

~ Scorch


"We meet again young Oscar..."

~ Darth Vader to Oscar Wilde


"Who's your daddy?"

~ Darth Vader's words to Luke


"Now, was it red red green, or red green red?"

~ Scorch, setting explosives


"Now this--is an ex-enemy."

~Scorch, after defeating Droids.


""Are you ever going to stop watching Star Wars?!"

-My mom"

~ cptKenobi


"I had a weird Star Wars dream. There was one sith who walked with his hands and fought with his feet, and the Death Star had a baby that destroyed the universe. Everyone died, but I didn't wake up. It was horrible! I was floating for so long! I want my mommy!"

~ Maaul


"Please: Translation the Wookieepedia for Portuguese Language!!!"

~ 200.212.114.10


"Through their leet powers of hacking, Microsoft will discover that you have IE and Firefox on your computer at the same time, and because of this they will blow up your computer because you are not exclusively using a Microsoft product."

~ StarNeptune

[edit] Other Stuff

  • Kids Next Door: Operation C.A.K.E.D. F.I.V.E. is a Star Wars Episode IV spoof. (I never watch that show; it's stupid, but I turned on the TV and it was on and I knew it was making fun of Star Wars.)

Image:VodeAn BrothersAll.ogg It may say it's an image, but it's really a WMP format song. Kwoj'n one, too.


I am:



[edit] Contact Me


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