User:Darth Culator/Culator's evil caption page

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I know you're technically my great-grandmother, but would it really be that wrong?
Actually, Cade, it's kind of a family tradition...

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Qrrrl Toq: "Exar, you MADMAN! Not Cher!"
Dace Diath: "Anything but Cher!"
Shoaneb Culu: "The Auto-Tune! It HURTS!"

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Winter and Leia were often mistaken for sisters, until people noticed that only one of them had hooves.

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«Honey, I'm home! And I brought dinner!»

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Skittlenova: Incinerate the rainbow!

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Darth Vader's most insidious torture: Force-feeding shrimp cocktail to Jedi allergic to shellfish.

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"I love you. I've always loved you."

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Starring George Clooney as the mysterious alien Mitth'raw'nuruodo!

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"Styrofoam? Kidding, you must be. Insane you are, if getting on that deathtrap you think I am!" -- Yoda, after budget cutbacks hit the Republic fleet.

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Amazingly, this is not the most mundane image on Wookieepedia.

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"SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!"

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I wish I hadn't shaved my mustache. I should grow my mustache back. I miss my mustache.
"Hey, Gil! What happened to your mustache?"
Sigh...