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DjMack/Star Wars dreams
< DjMack
- "Canon evidently does not exist in dream land"
- ―Commander Jake
"Ahsoka and I are just colleagues. That kiss was a gesture of friendship. And on Corellia, gestures of friendship sometimes last half an hour...
-Jedi Padawan Ryder Colt (see My adventure on the Malevolence, below)
We've all had them. Weird Star Wars dreams during the night, strange or movie-like. Feel free to add yours.
DjMack
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"Raid on the Jedi Temple, but gone weird"Edit
Darth Vader and the 501st are marching into the Jedi Temple. He stopped and said, "Wait, I need a partner!". He looked at me, who was on the sidelines. "You!" He threw me a lightsaber. Though I didn't want to do it, I went into the temple fearing he would execute me if I refused. Two Jedi jumped at me. I cried, "I'm sorry I have to do this!" I stabbed one in the shoulder, and he cried, "Ooooh! That hurt!" I jumped on a catwalk and dueled with Obi-Wan Kenobi and Count Dooku. I pushed Obi-Wan off, and cut Dooku's leg off. As I was about to kill Dooku, I remembered something and said, "Didn't Anakin kill you during the Battle of Coruscant?" He said, "Well, about that... nevermind. I'm just gonna retire." He got up and walked away normally with one leg.
madness? this is kit fistoEdit
In the dream, I acquired a button that lets you transform into anything you want. So, my first choice was Kit Fisto. I pressed the button, changed into him, and jumped in a lake. Me as Kit was Star Wars: Clone Wars style.
"Me and Cat Miin"Edit
Note: Don't ask me why this dream revolves around Cat Miin.
I met Cat Miin and we became best friends. Then one day, she said, "I have to go to Mustafar". She left, and then I realized that she was going to ge murdered by Darth Vader. So, I walked into the a nearby room, which led to Mustafar. I dived through the room, grabbed Miin, and landed in a hole conveniently placed in the middle of the room. Mad, she said, What the heck was that for? I told her of her would be fate, and she said, "Yeah right". Then we heard screams up above, and saw the Separatists being killed by Vader. I said, "told ya".
"Bow down, for I am Kohl Seerdon!"Edit
One night after playing a level in Star Wars: Rogue Squadron involving Kohl Seerdon, I had a dream I went outside and was confronted by Kohl Seerdon in his landing craft, saying if I dont worship him, he'd blast me.
Shadows of the EmpireEdit
I really enjoyed this dream.
The Shadows of the Empire video game goes against some Shadows canon, so in the dream, I downloaded a new version off the Internet, which goes with exactly what happens in the novel. The only thing is, it downloaded the game into real life. I walked into the next room, and I appeared in the game. It wasn't really a "game", it was real life, so I just got confused... I started out piloting a Y-wing against the Suprosa. I went to the next level: the sewers of Imperial City. I was following Dash Rendar, Luke Skywalker, Lando Calrissian, and Benedict Vidkun through the sewers. Vidkun opened the last gate, and decided to turn on the rest of us, exactly like the book. He shot Dash in the shoulder, and I flipped out my gun and blasted him in the chest. The cool thing about my gun was the fact that its blasting noise was the noise of Jango Fett's blasters, the high pitched TH-TOONG noise. As me and the team was about to enter Xizor's Palace, a team of stormtroopers appeared out of nowhere and blasted at us. Hiding behind a wall, I blasted all of them down. We entered Xizor's Palace, and I woke up.
A WookieepartyEdit
Though not really a Star Wars dream, this was a dream about Wookieepedia. The administrators of this site threw a party for all of the Wookieepedians. In the dream, a vandal who I put in the VIP section swore that he would get his revenge at the party. Since we were to be called by our usernames at the party, I made a sockpuppet account, named Dark Midna (Midna is a character in The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.)
So, I got to the party. The Rolling Stones were performing for us! Under the disguise of Dark Midna, I didn't get killed by the vandal.
During the party, an administrator (who I believe was Silly Dan,) ran a check on my IP adress and discovered it was the same as my Bly1993 account. He kicked me out of the party.
Oh, and Jack Nebulax looked like Morlish Veed because of the picture on his user page.
- And wait a second... why would Dan kick me out when I didn't do anything? DjMack 03:36, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
Mutilating Darth VaderEdit
I forget half this dream, but I was leading Rebel troopers... and Zoras from The Legend of Zelda... into battle. Our final goal to winning the war was in a storage house, and as we were approaching it, a bunch of stormtroopers came running out of the place led by Darth Vader. As they were opening fire on my Zoras, me and Vader got into a lightsaber duel, and I totally annihilated him. First I slashed him, and as he came running toward me, I grabbed his saber arm and cut it off, then his other arm, and he fell to the floor. When he was on the floor I cut up his chest, stabbed him, then beheaded him.
PumbliEdit
Revan ?? and Malak face off ????Edit
when the dream begun i was inside the Star Forge just running around when i suddenly saw Revan and Malak fight unless it was'nt Revan it vas Vader (in armor) and he killed me before i could wach the end of the battle
AdamwankenobiEdit
Had a wet dream about Padmé Amidala.
Jack NebulaxEdit
Great idea, by the way.
"Alone with Aayla Secura"Edit
I'm almost afraid to say this, but... Well, I was a clone trooper in the 327th Star Corps, second in command to Bly. As the troops moved off after "killing" Aayla, she gets up and walks toward me. She decides that she loves me, now that she knows that Kit Fisto died. So, I retire, and Aayla and I settle down on Naboo and start a family. Too bad she had to die... ;)
KuralyovEdit
- After I finished reading Outbound Flight in a single day, I had a dream involving Thrawn. I think I was interrogating him or something.
LonnyDEdit
Coach QuinEdit
Okay, I'll play. So I'm a Baseball fan. Almost as obsessive about the Cardinals as I am about Star Wars. Last year, when the Cards were in the playoffs. After watching a particularly boring game one night, I went to bed (drunk) and had a dream that they got disqualified from the rest of the series, because the had learned to use the Force. They had a new coach by the name of Quinlan Vos. I can still picture him in my head. Leaning on the dugout fence chewing bubble gum, with his big dreadlocks and his Cardinals uniform.
Do you like me? Check one:Edit
A less humourous and more embarrasing dream. I was going to some sort of Jedi High School (which, oddly enough was identical to the High School I went to), and was dating Bastila. I remember her waiting by my locker to give me a note. Then we totally made out. Confessions are healthy.
Fictional character Bob the Angry FlowerEdit
Bob the Angry Flower once had two successive Star Wars dreams, as shown in this comic —Silly Dan (talk)
CooperTFNEdit
Less than a year after AotC came out, I had a dream that I went to see Episode 3, and it ended up being a ride with animatronic characters standing all around you, like the ones at Disney World.
LtNOWISEdit
Ok, so I'm a jedi in the Clone Wars. I don't know what's going on, and I go out looking for another jedi to tell me. I walk upstairs and find Kit Fisto and Asajj Ventress locked in combat. I don't have my lightsaber with me, so I throw a ballpoint pen at Asajj, which is harmlessly deflected. Than I go get my lightsaber. It's on a slightly odd-looking belt on the floor. I ignite it, and join the fight. She was locked in combat with Kit, in what I described in my journal as a "combat hug." I'm not sure how feasible that would be with lightsabers. But I didn't want to kill them both, so I just scored Asajj's skin with my lightsaber a couple times. Than I cut the back of her neck, severing her spine. I ask Kit if he's ok; he is. However, he doesn't really look like Kit, because it's a dream. I guess it could've been another green alien. Than Kit got all these ugly red boils all over his body, so we went upstairs to the medical center.
While I was there, I picked up a copy of Clone Wars Adventures: Volume 5, and flipped through it. It was full of half-finished sketches. I think one comic was Anakin getting shot apart by clones, and being put back together as Vader. Than I flipped to the front, where Boba Fett was stepping out of a spaceship.
Dream 2: I was at what I guess was a Books-A-Million store. They had a ton of new Star Wars books. It was mostly reference books and such, but there were also some novels, some of which were unofficial knockoffs, and some new covers for the movie novelizations. There was a camouflaged member of the 41st Elite on the cover of the new Visual Dictionary. The rest of the dream was me wandering through the other sections of the store, which had non-book things like produce, refrigerators, and heavy stone tile. -LtNOWIS 04:38, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
Dream 3: I was at a book store, and I saw Bloodlines there. I was excited it was out already, but I realized it was the audio version, and thus less desirable, because it was abridged. However, I still bought it. Interestingly, this was before I was aware of the audio book preview. -LtNOWIS 01:29, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
Dream 4: So I'm on my computer talking to my fellow Wookieepedians, through IRC and Skype. Everything's a little off, because it's a dream. So, QuentinGeorge moves a page to a joke title, and vandalizes it. 4dot also vandalizes it; I'm very confused at this point. So I ask him what's going on. Than I check the list of files he's uploaded, and there are a bunch of video files of Conan O'Brien hosting serious debates about Star Wars. Each debate had a large number of people, including a guy named Oppenheimer. In one, Conan plays a video of a conservative pastor at his church. The guy says "if you're going to commit sins, wear these," holding up some stormtrooper and Vader costumes. He goes on to explain how they'll protect the body from physical harm. -LtNOWIS 03:02, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
SikonEdit
I sometimes dream of myself as a somewhat clumsy Jedi who likes to use his lightsaber and Force powers for fun. One dream (set in my neighborhood) was a really brief lucid dream where I tested the ability to alter the dream environment by using Force Push on a random passer-by. In another, somewhat long, but not lucid dream (also set in my neighborhood) I was alternating between being myself (as a Jedi) and Bastila Shan (not surprised at all by these transformations). When I decided to test my Force powers, I ran to a random passer-by and mind-tricked him, saying "You will say something smart". Unsusprisingly, he replied "I will say something smart".
In the only dream I remember being set in the Star Wars universe, I was a Jedi standing in the small round park inside the Jedi Enclave, along with Bastila and Revan. Although I don't remember Revan's gender.
Commander JakeEdit
Well, for a huge Star Wars fan, I rarely have any Star Wars dreams. I rarely dream at all. However, some of the more memorable ones are as follows:
My first dream pegged my as a member of the 327th Star Corps, who served as a member of Commander Bly's personal unit. This trooper's nickname was "Blue" due to my (in the dream) obsession with Aayla Secura. My squad got involved in a heavy battle, but I managed to get everyone out okay. As a reward, I got to make out with Aayla.
My second dream this time put me in the role as the leader of a rebel squad of clone troopers, who disobeyed Order 66, and had followed their Jedi General into the Rebel Alliance. However, no one in the Alliance trusted us, so we were sent on a suicide mission to retrieve the Death Star plans (canon evidently does not exist in dream land :P). Eventually, everyone was dead but me and a local who decided to assist us, and I had just transmitted the plans to the Tantive IV, when I'm killed by the local who states, "The Rebels may give you honor, but the Empire gives you money."
My third dream placed me once more as a Clone officer, this time leading a regiment during an assault on an asteroid base. I don't remember much of this dream, but I do recall it was very much like a World War I battle, except in space: trenches had been dug into the asteroid, everyone was in vacuum suits, and casualties on both sides were high to the point of obscenity. After a few (dream) days of blasterfire and artillery bombardment from both sides, the Seps made a charge on our position. My regiment was utterly annihilated, and I was the last to go.
Jaina SoloEdit
A night on Hoth with Anakin SkywalkerEdit
Once I had dream I was stranded on Hoth with Anakin Skywalker. Soon after there was a snow storm and we had to find shelter at Echo Station. To keep me warm Anakin warped his arms aroud me and we made out. That was the best Star Wars dream that I've ever had, I'd be Anakin's doomed wife anyday (just kidding). Jaina Solo(Goddess Stuff) 25px 02:06, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
Brain40Edit
Battle of the Great Pit of Carkoon, Reversed!Edit
Well, this one time, I dreamed I was at the Skirmish at Carkoon (probably because of my obsession with the Sarlacc) and I found myself fighting with Boba Fett on one of the skiffs, as we were fighting, three skiff guards jump on and confront us, so then Boba and I, fought them off, Boba threw one down into the Sarlacc, and the other two I blasted. After that was finished, Boba and I, (both having an obsession to kill Skywalker), decided to put our differences on hold for the remainder of the battle, and go after him, Boba used his jetpack to launch over to Luke to try and push him down into the Sarlacc's gullet, of course that failed, and Luke ended up pushing Boba off the skiff, after witnessing this, I jumped over to Luke and took away his Lightsaber, but then Luke kicked it out of my hand off the skiff. So then, Luke and I fought each other hand-to-hand, kicking and punching furiously, finally Luke kicked me in the head and I went tumbling into the Sarlacc, although, I only hit the wall of the pit, so then I tried to climb out, but then the Sarlacc struck out one of its tentacles and pulled me in. Finally, after the Sarlacc had me in its stomach, I encountered Boba again, so then we fought each other inside the stomach, I ended up killing him, and taking his weapons, then I used my blaster to shoot the lining of the stomach wall, after I did this, a large gas bubble blew me right out of the Sarlacc into the sky, and on to the sands. User:Brain40/Sig. 19:11, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
supergeeky1Edit
Spiderman?Edit
I was at the beach and I was Spiderman fighting Darth Vader. I would sling webs at him and he would block it with his Lightsaber. Unfortunately he won in the end and I was killed.
ThefourdotelipsisEdit
Not a Star Wars fanEdit
I was living a proper, real life. Then I woke up. .... 03:09, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
BookEdit
The Essential Guide to Endor, by Daniel Wallace, Timothy S. Maddocks and Ben Lee. Illustrated by Joe Corroney. - Goddamnit. .... 03:10, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
GonkEdit
Obi-Wan Loses ItEdit
I dreamed I was reading a nonexistent Clone Wars comic book in which Obi-Wan was on an alien world and had to save some humanoids from the depradations of the Droid Army. He came across a pile of corpses that included infants and children, and suddenly all the combat stress kind of boiled over inside him, and he turned his eyes way back into his skull. His face froze in a horrific toothy grin and he started sweating uncontrollably, almost like an anime character, but still drawn in a sort of "Last Stand on Jabiim" style. On the next page, he was found curled up in the fetal position murmuring incomprehensibly by some of the natives. I think I must have set the comic book down in disgust because I don't remember anything after that.
Han and Leia Vs. ESLEdit
I had this other dream, oddly enough, the same night as that Obi-Wan one, but this one was even shorter. Han and Leia were in the Falcon's cockpit, sitting on the floor with a bunch of wires and equipment torn out from under the console. They were trying to install some new piece of equipment, but the instructions were written in Gungan.
- Han: "Okay, I'm lost: 'On dee flibbergug, sticken dee doogaw on dee wam-ba-wam floogwise'? 'Den maken dee flurgy burgy'?!"
- Leia: "Why don't they just throw in a 'bork bork bork'?"
- ―Han Solo and Leia Organa having technical difficulties
It's not often that I wake up from a dream chuckling, but I did this time. Gonk (Gonk!) 13:45, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
More Books We Wish They'd ReleaseEdit
I dreamed I was in a Barnes & Noble in Las Vegas. It was laid out very differently from most B&Ns, presumably because it was in Vegas. The Star Wars section filled an entire corner and had been stocked with shelf upon shelf of new "Inside the Worlds" and "Incredible Cross-Sections" books—specifically, books containing content rejected from, or created after the publication of, the existing books.
One had five or six pages on Mygeeto (*whimper*) and another contained write-ups on brand new planets, more in the style of the old West End books but with that same insanely detailed art. Another customer was examining one of the latter, specifically an entry on a planet called "Googalzagoogol," which resembled Naboo topographically. We speculated whether its name was a sarcastic reference to silly Prequel naming conventions, or structurally inspired by Lugalzagezi, or both.
It's kind of sad that, despite how much Star Wars stuff is available out there for me to buy, I keep dreaming about merchandise that doesn't (and will likely never) exist.
User:H*bad Edit
Fighting Darth VaderEdit
I was in my home and Darth Vader shows up. I pull out a double-bladed lightsaber, which is yellow and start to fight Vader. After a while I kill him.
The All-knowing Sith'ariEdit
Crazy duelsEdit
Had a lightsaber duel with, of all people, my art teacher! Weird thing was, the lightsabers weren't there!
User:QuiGonJinnEdit
Shaak TiEdit
Saw Shaak Ti fighting droids. QuiGonJinnThe ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
17:41, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
User:Lieutenant J.JEdit
I was being chased down a road by a Tyrannosaur. I dived under a large bush where others were hiding. The dinosaur stuck it's head through the hole which I jumped through - the dinosaur had somehow shrunk - and I pulled out a blue lightsabre and lopped off it's head.
This was after watching Jurassic Park 2.
My adventure on the Malevolence Edit
Okay, so I had watched Clone Wars on demand for three hours and when I went to bed I dreamed I was on the Malevolence with my Clone captain, a trooper named Fel, a few clone troopers and Ahsoka Tano. We destroyed lots of battle droids and arrested a Separatist spy (who looked a lot like my French teacher). Then I told Fel and the clones to find an entrance to General Grievous' lair on the port side of the ship. Well, Ahsoka and I went to the starboard side and found Grievous. He dueled us, but he was too powerful and he escaped in his escape pod. So me and Ahsoka and the clones and Fel went back to Admiral Yularen's flagship. The clones went back to their barracks and, for some reason, Ahsoka and I started making out. It wasn't too bad either--very life-like, like the rest of my dreams. I really enjoyed this dream--and, for those of you that are wondering, Ahsoka was a good kisser!
User:LelalMekhaEdit
The was a time, I used to dream I was a COMPNOR-enlisted young clone of Palpatine, and I was working as a... barman on an upgraded Venator-class Star Destroyer. I remember that, one day, I was dressed in Palpatine's red sith robe, and distributing cookiees all around the starship for Life Day...
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