User:Drewton
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Greetings! My focus on Wookieepedia is improving KOTOR articles and uploading screenshots from KOTOR.
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in 20 minutes. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang-gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. But I have not yet gone to college.
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My books
- Legacy of the Jedi
- Jedi Apprentice: The Rising Force
- Secrets of the Jedi
- Outbound Flight
- Jedi Quest: The Way of the Apprentice
- Jedi Quest: The Trail of the Jedi
- Episode II: Attack of the Clones
- Republic Commando: Hard Contact
- Boba Fett: The Fight to Survive
- Boba Fett: Maze of Deception
- Boba Fett: Hunted
- Jedi Trial
- The Clone Wars)
- Boba Fett: A New Threat
- Boba Fett: Pursuit
- Labyrinth of Evil
- Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
- Dark Lord: The Rise of Darth Vader
- The Last of the Jedi: The Desperate Mission
- The Last of the Jedi: Dark Warning
- The Last of the Jedi: Underworld
- The Last of the Jedi: Death on Naboo
- The Last of the Jedi: A Tangled Web
- The Last of the Jedi: Return of the Dark Side
- The Last of the Jedi: Secret Weapon
- The Last of the Jedi: Reckoning
- Episode IV: A New Hope
- Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
- Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
- X-wing: Rogue Squadron
- X-wing: Wedge's Gamble
- X-wing: Iron Fist
- X-wing: Solo Command
- The Thrawn Trilogy: Heir to the Empire
- The Thrawn Trilogy: Dark Force Rising
- The Thrawn Trilogy: The Last Command
- X-wing: Starfighters of Adumar
- The Hand of Thrawn Duology: Specter of the Past
- The Hand of Thrawn Duology: Vision of the Future
- Young Jedi Knights: Delusions of Grandeur
- Young Jedi Knights: Return to Ord Mantell
- Young Jedi Knights: Return to Ord Mantell
- Young Jedi Knights: Crisis at Crystal Reef
- Dark Tide I: Onslaught
- Dark Tide II: Ruin
- Traitor
- The New Essential Chronology
- Bloodlines
- Tempest
- Exile
- Inferno
- Fury
- Revelation
