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[Elmira Val]

Elmira Val 213 edits since February 17, 2007

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Elmira Val, denouncer of behind the scenes speculation sections)
Elmira Val
Biographical information
Birth date

4 BBY (approximate)

Residence

Udinika (Grass Jelly District)

Physical description
Height

6'3"

Hair color

none (formerly black)

General information
Occupation

"sharing is caring" contributer to Wookieepedia, (baaaad) artist

Hobbies

fancy wigs, do it yourself, using term "body modification" instead of "mutilation", using term "grrl" instead of girl

Userboxes
F This user is female.
gray This user believes in Potentium and the Gray Jedi.
File:General Grievous The Knight Slayer.JPG This user thinks General Grievous is hot, at least with a curvy figure and dramatic pink faceplate blush.
... This user is an eventualist.
zh-N This user is a native speaker of Chinese.
This user attended Celebration IV.
This user can read Aurebesh without referring to a chart.
This user supports the Yuuzhan Vong.
sw-2 This user has an intermediate understanding of the Star Wars galaxy.
[Source]
"Moist. How I love the word."
―Elmira Val

Elmira Val considers herself to be a hypoallergenic wetsuit living on the Jelly Planet Udinika. In her spare time, she enjoys screwing over canon, laughing at other people's misery over the death of major characters in recent books published by Del Rey, quoting Amanda Palmer, and ranting about the Yuuzhan Vong article's "Behind the Scenes" section (which the "fan criticism" section of is hopefully gone for good).

However, most of the time she contributes canonical information to Wookieepedia to trod on the continuity of later on. For example, she is an avid Udinist, Udinism being the dominating religion on Planet Kalee, home of the donut crab kebab. Fanon cautionary advised; she believes in the Unifying Canon as well as relative Qanon.

Elmira Val did not always care, nor did she share or even pretend to tolerate other sentients. Contary to popular belief, she made it through the NJO as an anonymous Yuuzhan Vong warrior, despite the outrageously high death rate. She did this without flaunting her feminity, and was mistaken for a drooling male by her peers. Her subsequent life story is long, grrly, and references Amanda Palmer.

However, nowadays she is content to spend life with an unspecified number of capybaras, taxidermising land mammals, and remembering her past life as a Chinese Space Dolphin voidographer. She enjoys yanskac salad and writing about her creepy ex-boyfriends (Elmira has had more boyfriends than Yarna d'al' Gargan has breasts due to the above mentioned deathrate of Yuuzhan Vong warriors).

[edit] Behind the Scenes

Elmira Val is in actually the alias of a misanthrope whose name rhymes with Jacen, aka a beanbag chair. She hates the guts of most of the EU main characters, but still reads Star Wars due to her subconscious masochism. Her favorite characters include General Grievous, Saba Sebatyne, Ingo Dar, and sometimes in fanon, Tenel Ka. She has not had as many boyfriends as Elmira.

Her letter was published in Star Wars Legacy 15. (see books owned list)

She would also like gift art (the link to her gallery is in the userpic, hint hint)

A list of articles she has created on Wookieepedia (but not necessarily created well) are as follows:

[edit] Books and Comics Owned

[edit] Discs Owned

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