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[edit] In a perfect world
In a perfect world, George Lucas would release the following press release:
Source: Press release from George Lucas (in a perfect world)
- "I've just found out some terrible news... Users Madclaw, and Supergeeky1 were up to something, and they were somehow about to use a coded message on #Wookieepedia. I think they were saying something about starting a mutiny against you, and they allegedly claim that their contact is LtNOWIS. I'm suggesting that we step up our security, in case there ever is a rebellion against us.
I could be wrong, but still, we must take contingency measures to prevent this from happening."
- ―Mecha G 1 to Darth Culator, revealing the plot to destroy Wookieepedia[src]
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To whom it may concern.
Especially Karen Traviss.
And anyone who wants to play in MY universe.
And anyone who wants to keep feeding on the Lucasfilm money machine.
Here are some G-CANON overrides to previously established "facts."
- The Executor was 19,000 meters long. I actually meant for it to be 17,600, but 19,000 is A-OK with me. As long as it's not 8,000.
- When I find the moron who is most specifically responsible for that, I will ruin him.
- This includes any ship ever said to be "Super-class."
- What the fuck is "Super-class" supposed to mean, anyway? Classes are named after the first ship of the class, and MY UNIVERSE doesn't have ships with fucking retarded names.
- The first Death Star was 160 kilometers across. The second was 900. Anyone who says OR IMPLIES otherwise from this point on is fired.
- Three million clones? Are you people HIGH? There were three quadrillion. Not all clones of Jango Fett. Not all from Kamino.
- And you know how many of those three quadrillion gave a shit about Mandalorian culture? About a hundred. That's 0.000000000003 percent. Know why?
Please note that these are not "retcons." These are overrides. These are canonical facts to replace misinformation that should never have existed.
Sincerely,
George Lucas.
The guy who created your whole fucking universe.
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