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| Jolinar of Malkshur
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| Biographical information
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| Homeworld
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P3X-888
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| Born
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Sometime before the Bush Administration
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| Physical description
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| Species
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Non-canon
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| Gender
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Female
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| Height
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... 5'5?
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| Hair color
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Black
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| Eye color
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Green
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| Chronological and political information
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| Era(s)
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All.
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| Affiliation
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Tok'ra, Fandalorian
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- "Oh go to your happy place."
"I will, thank you!"
- ― Me v.s. my uncomprehending father[src]
[edit] Biography
FullmetalWookiee is a female human from P3X-888, raised by her uncomprehending, bemused and often confused parents. He love of Star Wars began at the age of three when her father, tired of her wailing, sat her down and pulled out the 'forbidden movies from the back of the shelf.' From then on she fell in love with the 'wierd flying thingies' (TIE fighters), the 'gray pancake thing' (Millenium Falcon) and the 'glowy swords' (Lightsaber). She discovered the Expanded Universe at the age of twelve and has since beggared herself several times over to buy the latest novel or comic book. Her mother often states that she will never understand Fullmetal, but she will support her odd frantic coding jobs/mistakes, random spurts of fandom and late night marathons 'till the end.
[edit] What Fullmetal Likes in the Real World
- "For reasons yet to be determined, the bodies of the deceased are returning to life, and attacking the living. The scope of this epidemic is now reaching global proportions."
- ― Kernkraft 400, Zombie Nation, GRENDAL remix.
- Food: Pizza, fries, root beer, spaghetti with meat sauce, sushi, kiwis and ice cream.
- Television: Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Farscape, Bleach.
- Books: Fantasy, Science-Fantasy, Science-Fiction other than Star Wars, Manga, manga and manga.
- Manga: Bleach (Dude, Sosuke Aizen could SO give any Sith Lord a run for their money in pure evil genius. Then he'd kill them with his Kyoga Suigetsu and a level 90 kido. Oh, and he can sing. SING!),Hellsing (Oh man oh man, I want to see Alucard-sama fight a Sith. Explosive shells, and a practically indestructible body, baby.), Paradise Kiss, +Anima, Inuyasha, Liar Game, Death Note, Sakura Taisen, others she's not sure she remembers.
- Music: German Metal. OOMPH!, Rammstein, and Eisbrecher. I also like Linkin Park and J-Pop.
- Hobbies: Drawing bad manga, reading, riding her bike like a hooligan around town.
[edit] Things Fullmetal Likes in Star Wars to the point of Nearly Screeching in Absolute When She Sees them Mentioned
- Boba Fett and Jango Fett
- Mandalorians
- Ordo (clone)
- Clones in general
- Twi'lek ladies
- Fleets of Star Destroyers/Star Destroyer-esque ships
- Karen Traviss-sensei
- Pwnful Sith Lords of awesome power
- Battle Droids
- Jedi who don't act like Jedi (Bardan Jusik,etc.)
- Anyone who became a success without using the danged Force (Han Solo, Chewbacca, Wedge Antilles, General Grievous, Tinian I'att, Jarael, Iella Wessiri, etc....)
- Wedge Antilles
- Wes Janson
- Pilots
- More to come later
[edit] Things that Fullmetal Just Wants to Punch Until They Go AWAY
- Karen Traviss haters
- Mandalorian haters
- The entire New Jedi Order series/Yuuzhan Vong War. It defies logic, reason and simply looks like a bunch of n00bish roleplayers decided to come toghether and display their best Star Wars Mary Sues. The entire plot is LUDICROUS!!
- Jacen Solo. He killed Mara-san!
- Corran Horn. That man is a walking Gary Sue.
- Voxyn. Fullmetal hates all Yuuzhan Vong and their creations, but Voxyn hold a special place in her little box of things to kill with a garlic press. They are the epitome of Mary Sue-ishness.
- Legacy comics. Darth Krayt makes me laugh. And Cade Skywalker is a moron. And the whole thing has NO ORIGINALITY. CAN IT BE SO HARD TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING SEMI-ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!
- The enslavement (figurative) of clones.
- Moronic roleplayers who think that Anakin Skywalker is every Jedi.
- Anakin Skywalker when he's being an absolute pussy.
- People who need the description 'big round thing' to understand what a Death Star is.
- Jar Jar Binks.
- The english voices in Bleach. Everyone should just watch it in Japanese with subtitles.
- Fanon userpages that have deranged and deluded meatbags masquerading as superpowerful Jedi or Sith that mastered EVERY Force power, lived forever, were the master of Revan, found a super-powerful fleet, were half-Yuuzhan Vong but were still Force sensitive, were the brother/sister of (Insert Sith/Jedi here), had a ultraspecial Force power no one else could ever use, were perfect, were so charismatic that no one could resist them *inhales deeply* and WERE BLEEPING MARY-SUES/GARY STUS!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- She's sure she will remember more things to loathe later on, so she will keep this section under watch.
Yes, I know I sound like a hyperactive five year old whenever I get into a subject. I have very strong opinions the HAVE TO BE RELEASED! They often accompany strong emotions that walk hand in hand. It's like the Ishori: When there's deep thinking going on, they get very angry. I'm much the same way. No, I'm not bipolar, nor do I have to take any medication. I'm just a hyperactive happy crazy woman who yells too much. ^^
[edit] My Editing Policy
I have no interest in making new articles, because my sources of information are rather limited. I prefer to make minor edits to already existing articles, improving their quality, and to make them confrom more to the Manual of Style. I'm currently touring the stubs, because I find that they are the ones most in need of improvement.
[edit] Randomocity
- FullmetalWookiee: I steal your userbox!!!!!!
Favortie Words: Buttsnorkling, antidisestablishmentarianism (not sure if I spelled that right), more to come later.
This user supports slash fanfiction, no matter how much it verges on PWP, and she thinks that people who don't like it should go kiss a Wookiee.
If I dislike you, I will declare you SILLY! It means nothing in the longterm, but it is better than calling someone a bleeping bleep bleep beep.
Questions that have never been answered:
If a zombie is a reanimated dead being, could it still be turned into a rakghoul by the Murr Talisman?
I find it FASCINATING that more people with 'Darth' in their usernames have fanon userpages than any other user. Yes, I did count the names.
Quotes Fullmetal Finds Hilarious:
- "Why look everybody! He has Coombs with him!"
- ― Col. Jack O'Neill[src]
- Dr. Felger: What about "never leave a man behind"?
- Col. O'Neill: [furious] What about "we allowed ourselves to be captured"? On purpose?
- Dr. Coombs: [contrite] Oh.
- Dr. Felger: You what?
- Col. O'Neill: We're on a mission, you nit!
- Herak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
- Col. O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard!
- Bluebell:(While discussing the raid on Efrafa) I suppose Bigwig's going to dress up as a hrududu and drive all the does across the field.
- Hazel: (Glares)
- Bluebell: "Please General Woundwort, sir, I'm only a little hrududu and I've left all my petrol on the grass, so if you wouldn't mind eating the grass, sir, while I just give this lady a ride-"
- From: Watership Down
[edit] Userboxes!!!
| es-1
| This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Spanish.
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| This user collects Star Wars books, novels, and reference works.
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| This user collects Star Wars Graphic Novels and Comic Books.
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| This user is a Fleet Junkie and has considerable interest in ships, fleets, and starfighters.
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| 4 mo.
| This user has contributed to Wookieepedia for about 4 months.
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| m'a-2
| This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Mando'a.
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| This user thinks killing any type of clone is wrong.
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| This user knows that Mandalorians are twice as strong as Sith.
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Fullmetal likes user boxes. ^^