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User:Gonk

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[edit] Obligatory Goodbye Message

Gonk ko kyenga see.
I think sometimes we Wookieepedians, caught up in the minutiae of article maintenance and development, forget just how significant an endeavor we have undertaken. The other day, I was explaining Wookieepedia to a friend who knew nothing about it, but is very into Star Wars. As I explained what we do, I realized, "Hey, wow. This is basically THE most trustworthy source for Star Wars information; the foundation, in a sense."

That's not to say, of course, that it is perfect. But it doesn't need to be flawless. It's the most trustworthy Star Wars source because it's a changing, growing, living thing—like a Vong superweapon, only more bloated.

And also because it's got an awesome crack team. For over two years now, I've been proud to be a part of that team, and even if I never edit Wookieepedia again, I will carry fond memories and say positive things.

May the Force be with you all. Be seeing you. Gonk (Gonk!) 13:48, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Leftovers

Gonk's Vital Stats
Off-Wiki Status: Deity
Joined Wookieepedia: January 2007
Made Inquisitor: April 21, 2007
Made Administrator: August 24, 2007
Created Darthipedia, the English Star Wars Humor Wiki: August 10, 2007
Created Gonkipedia, the Cult of the Power Droids Wiki: February 3, 2009
Resigned from Administration/Inquisitorius: April 5, 2009
Subpages: Happy Caption Page, Occasional Rant Page
Wikipedia Username: Not Gonk. Also not "Not Gonk."

[edit] Words of Gonkdom

"Remember that to change thy opinion and to follow him who corrects thy error is as consistent with freedom as it is to persist in thy error."
Marcus Aurelius[src]


"It's called the gray fallacy. One person says white, another says black, and outside observers assume gray is the truth. The assumption of gray is sloppy, lazy thinking. The fact that one person takes a position that is diametrically opposed to the truth does not then skew reality so the truth is no longer the truth. The truth is still the truth."
Tycho Celchu to Myn Donos and Gavin Darklighter[src]


"The core group has rights that trump individual rights in some situations. This pulls against the libertarian view that's quite common on the network, and it absolutely pulls against the one person/one vote notion. But you can see examples of how bad an idea voting is when citizenship is the same as ability to log in."
―"A Group Is Its Own Worst Enemy" by Clay Shirky[src]


"The typical digital sharecropping website is a capitalist's fantasy. The workers receive no pay and no benefits, have no rights and their only option to address a grievance is to quit."
―"How Will Wikia Cope When the Workers All Quit the Plantation?" by Seth Finkelstein[src]


"I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me."
―"Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey[src]


"We're doomed!"
C-3PO[src]
Gonk
I was a Wookieepedia administrator from August 2007 to April 2009. I founded Darthipedia, the Star Wars Humor Wiki, in August 2007. Since April 2009, I have been inactive on Wikia.

I may still occasionally be found on Freenode IRC at #wookieepedia, #darthipedia, or #gonkipedia.

You may contact me via my talk page, but don't expect a terribly prompt reply.