User:Gonk/Gonk's Happy Caption Page

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Gonk's Happy Caption Page. Because a picture is worth a thousand nerds.

Contents 1 From Gonk 1.1 Image 1 1.2 Image 2 1.3 Image 3 1.4 Image 4 1.5 Image 5 1.6 Image 6 1.7 Image 7 1.8 Image 8 1.9 Image 9 1.10 Image 10 1.11 Image 11 1.12 Image 12 1.13 Image 13 1.14 Image 14 1.15 Image 15 1.16 Image 16 1.17 Image 17 1.18 Image 18 1.19 Image 19 1.20 Image 20 1.21 Image 21 1.22 Image 22 1.23 Image 23 1.24 Image 24 1.25 Image 25 1.26 Image 26 1.27 Image 27 1.28 Image 28 1.29 Image 29 1.30 Image 30 1.31 Image 31 1.32 Image 32 1.33 Image 33 1.34 Image 34 1.35 Image 35 1.36 Image 36 1.37 Image 37 1.38 Image 38 1.39 Image 39 1.40 Image 40 1.41 Image 41 1.42 Image 42 1.43 Image 43 1.44 Image 44 1.45 Image 45 1.46 Image 46 1.47 Image 47 1.48 Image 48 1.49 Image 49 1.50 Image 50 1.51 Image 51 1.52 Image 52 1.53 Image 53 2 Not From Gonk 2.1 Image 1 (from Riffsyphon1024) 2.2 Image 2 (from Madclaw) 2.3 Image 3 (from Madclaw) 2.4 Image 4 (from Jorrel Fraajic) 3 Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

[edit] From Gonk

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Broken homes: the number one contributor to careers in the Empire.

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"Hold me like you did on Mustafar..."

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Free your mind. Your huge, huge mind.

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"Skittle?"

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"My orfodontish shez I only need to wear my retainer for anofer shix to eight monfs."

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"Lasts longah than ALLLLL the rest! Oi!"

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"Breathe deep the gathering gloom..."

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♫ "Love is the flower that is mine...When I'm walkin' with my darlin' and we're...Holdin' hands!..." ♫

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"We Mandalorians like to say 'We Mandalorians' a lot."

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At first, Vader failed to appreciate the subtlety of collapsing tracheas.

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Luke knew there was a reason he had a bad feeling about going to the Planet of Lando's Libidinous Lampreys.

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♫ "Wait 'til your charms are ripe for these arms to surround... You think you've flown before, but baby, you ain't left the ground..." ♫

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"Hey kids! Iiii'm Darth Kooky, the Dark Clown of the Sith! ♫ Doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo doo doooooo-do... ♫"

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The philanthropic works of the Hutt Shriners somehow never met with much praise.

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Baron Pitareeze's social life was somewhat impaired by his frequent explosive skull flatulence.

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Oh, they totally stole that from Children of Húrin.

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Moments later, the desegregation experiment came to a violent end. One researcher, a mysterious cloaked figure, was heard to comment: "Goooood... Goooooood."

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The next day, Teebo's friends began planning the intervention.

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"MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

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♫ Flyboy knows that he's doing alright / You shoulda heard him just around midnight ♫

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In Soviet Russia, the hand talks to you!

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"Um, guys? G-guys?…Little help?"

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Whoah! Wilford Brimley's really let himself go.

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"YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN UP ON ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE, NOW FIIIIIIIIGHT!!"

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"grumble grumble 'Gives you wings,' my ass."

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"Good morniiiing, Worm, your honooorrr!"

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"And now I've got me finger stuck in me bum!"

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"Little fucker's never gonna be housebroken."

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♫ "THEEEESE DREEEEEAMS go oooonnn when I close my eyyyyy-yyyes..." ♫

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"I'll harrrrm you!!"

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"Whoah! Woops! Sorry about eviscerating you, Hammer..."

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"Hi everybody! I'm Emperor DeVito! Hey! Didja get a load o' my fleet? Is that terrific or what?!"

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"Get over here, Commander—I've got an ovipostitor with your name on it!"

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TRESemmé... TRESemmé... Oo la laaa!

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Infinite diversity in infinite combinations.

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Nydus Canals IN SPAAAACE!

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"Jeez, Anakin! Is it so hard to get me a belt that fits?"

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"Zoinks! Like, let's get outta here, Scoob!"

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Jedi knights come running for the great taste of fresh-roasted Naboo leeches.

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Jerry Orbach in a role that will surprise you.

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"Not the Tickle-Guns! Hee hee hee! Fall back, faHEE HEE HEE... We're no match for the hilarity!"

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"Oh, look who it is. Mister Plucky Farmboy. Mister Young Photogenic Hero of the Rebellion. Come to save the galaxy at the last possible freakin' minute. Ah, but first he's gotta make time with every hot Rebel chick in sight. Bahhhh."

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After the cute toddler-like character's addition to the cast, viewers quickly realized that Spongebob Squarepants had jumped the shark.

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Eddie Vedder's conceptual solo album—for which he dressed as a modern Lutheran church—was poorly-received by critics and fans.

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Tonight on an all-new E! True Hollywood Story, the shocking details of a young Sith Lord's innocence destroyed on Irvin Kershner's infamous casting couch.

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The fate of all female Wookieepedians: being the center of attention at all times, whether they like it or not.

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"MY ARTERY!! OH GOD, GET IT OFF, GET IT O-HO-HOFF!"

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SEE the horrific four-legged, Gonk-like monstrosity! What cruel twist of destiny wrought this freakish parody of nature? WITNESS as it vainly tries to emulate the proper way for a droid to walk, only to give up, resigning itself to its tormented existence! COMFORT your weeping children as they face the wretched, twisted offal of a universe without pity!

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A thriving smuggling route to Kashyyyk was born when Wookiees were legally prohibited from purchasing or owning any media containing the Ewok Holographic Wow.

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"Hey, Nar? The Fruit of the Loom guys called. They said they're gonna kick your fucking ass."

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"Where did I leave those two strips of turkey bacon?"

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"I just discovered another advantage of wearing jodhpurs!"

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Galactic arms merchants seemed dubious when Durge modeled his custom-designed "E-Z Slurp Soup Enthusiasts' Body Armor."

[edit] Not From Gonk

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"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!"

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"He doesn't like you."

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"Note to self: I might have a better chance with that MILF on Tatooine if I feign some interest in the boy"

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"Remember kids, always keep your lightsaber pointed toward the nearest Mandalorian warrior. Also, be sure not to lose your focus on the battlefield, otherwi-" *blaster fire*

[edit] Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

The following is a list of all the caption pages (that I know of) that this one inspired, in order of creation.

• User:Thefourdotelipsis/captions – "A shameless copy of Gonk's caption page. My General Gogol to his M."
• User:Enochf/Enochf's Happy Caption Page – "Because I'm a dirty stinkin' copycat and I'm copying G*nk."
• User:JMAS/JMAS's Happy Caption Page – "I'm also copying Gonk because I love coming up with captions for images."
• User:Kessel/Sandbox – "Inspired by Gonk, I've decided to play around with captions..."
• User:Trak Nar/Trak's Caption Page – "'Cause I'm a low-down dirty copycat, here's Trak's Caption Page!"
• User:Riffsyphon1024/Humor#Riff's Happy Caption Section – "Because I'm tired of being the leader of everything. Now I follow the true leader."
• User:Dr.Kermit/Kermit's Happy Caption Page – "Cause I'm a shameless copycat and just go along with the crowd. Inspired by G*nk."