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JMAS's Caption Page
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I'm also copying Gonk because I love coming up with captions for images.
Jolly Trooper
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We're dunces in armor
With really bad aim
Drink up me hearties, yo ho! ♫
Chewie Dumpty
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Chewie the Wookiee sat on a wall
Chewie the Wookiee had a great fall
All the great Rebels
And all their great men
Couldn't put Chewie together again
2-1Bones McCoy
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"Dammit, Rieekan! I'm a 2-1B droid, not a veterinarian!"
Marji's lament
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*sigh* "I have got to get myself a new agent."
Grumpy Old Men
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Star Wars Episode VII: Grumpy Old Men
Doc Rancor
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Revelation
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Vader: Artoo never told you what happened to your maker.
Threepio: He told me enough. He told me you melted him down!
Vader: No. I am your maker.
Threepio: That's not true. That's impossible!
Vader: Search your memory banks, you will know it to be true.
Threepio: NOOOO! Nooooo!
Anteater
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♫ "Whoa here he comes. Watchout boy he'll rat you out. Whoa here he comes. He's an anteater." ♪
Feeling Lucky?
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"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
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"Ask yourself one thing, you must. Feel lucky, do I? Well do ya ... punk?"
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"As this is a warhead-launching arm cannon, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
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"As this is a quad-barrel arm cannon, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
Double-O Lando
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Calrissian. Lando Calrissian. License to thrill. src
Tribble Trouble
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"Tribbles. Why did it have to be tribbles?"
Mogwai
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"...never feed them after midnight."
"Pay attention, flyboy!"
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Intergalactic dispute
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- "Tastes great!" "Less filling!"
PolaDroid camera
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Industrial Automaton: All our R2-units now come equipped with Polaroid cameras built in!
Indiscretion woes
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"How drunk was I last night?"
"I don't know, I passed out."
3 Not-so-little Piggies
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Let's see that wolf try and blow our house in!
Peeping Luke
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"Alright! I can see right into Camie's bedroom with these things."
Here's Johnny!
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A Fistful of Credits
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"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my dewback don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."
Killer heartburn
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"This heartburn is killing me. Anybody got some Tums®?"
"How do you spell relief? R O L A I D S!"
Darth Jackson
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"He's more white now, than black man. Twisted and perverted."
The M-10 Team
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"If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the M-10 Team."
Jar Jar's lament
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"A bumbling idiot I may be, but did they have to animate me to look like the psych ward poster boy?!"
Old trick
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"There's a Wookiee behind me? Riiiiiight. Like I'm gonna fall for that."
Driving record
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"Is this going to affect my driving record?"
"My insurance is gonna go through the roof!"
How many fingers?
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"How many fingers am I holding up behind my back?"
Are you Sure?
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Raise your hand if you're Sure!®
Light my fire
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♫ The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire. ♪
What a mess!
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Padme: "Which one of you is responsible for this mess?!"
Ladies toy
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Now available at StarWarsShop.com: Just for the ladies! Personal pleasure toys!
Party hard
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"Wow, it must have been some party."
Slug killer
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"I know how to deal with Hutts. Somebody get me some salt."
Senators Gone Wild
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- «"Senators Gone Wild" I love pay-per-view!»
- ―How Hutt gangsters unwind at the end of the day[src]
Sympathy Vote
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- "Your big hair should generate a strong sympathy vote..."
- ―Senator Palpatine
Who left the seat up?
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- "I told you there would be harsh consequences the next time you left the toilet seat up, Viceroy."
- ―Queen Amidala
Braid Blaster
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"I'm gonna blast that idiotic braid right off his head!"
Two-handed job
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"Keep that up and you'll go blind, Jar Jar."
Size does matter
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"I used to use a little sporting blaster until I discovered size does matter"
Bring it on!
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Turning Japanese
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♫ I'm turning Japanese - I think I'm turning Japanese - I really think so ♪
Highlander
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"I am Katuunko, of the Toydarian clan."
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"There can be only one."
Emerald City
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♫ Ohhh, we're off to see the Wizard - the wonderful Wizard of Oz ♪
Crybaby
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"I always get so emotional at weddings." *sniffle*
Pull my finger
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"Pull my finger."
"I want YOU for the Galactic Empire!"
"Pull my finger and you will know the true power of the dark side of the Force."
Badass
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Trooper: "We must look pretty badass right now."
Rex: "Karkin' right we do!"
(Homage to this awesome image by Xicer9)
Make my day
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You want me to what?
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"You want me to stick the suppository where?!"
Heartstopping
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CORONER'S REPORT
Manner of Death: STUPIDITY
Immediate Cause of Death: Electricity and water don't mix!
History of the World: Part I
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"Yes. No. No. YEEESSSSSSS!" [1]
Walk Like a Moogan
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Mind trick FAIL!
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"You will halt what you are doing. *blaster fire erupts* Stang! This always works for the Jedi."
Old habits
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"Put your hands down. That's what got you in trouble with that Askajian."
Monty Python
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"Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no innards left."
"Yes I have."
"Look!"
"It's just a flesh wound."