User:JMAS/JMAS's Happy Caption Page
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[edit] JMAS's Caption Page
I'm also copying Gonk because I love coming up with captions for images.
[edit] Jolly Trooper

We're dunces in armor
With really bad aim
Drink up me hearties, yo ho! ♫
[edit] Chewie Dumpty
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Chewie the Wookiee sat on a wall
Chewie the Wookiee had a great fall
All the great Rebels
And all their great men
Couldn't put Chewie together again
[edit] 2-1Bones McCoy
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"Dammit, Rieekan! I'm a 2-1B droid, not a veterinarian!"
[edit] Marji's lament
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*sigh* "I have got to get myself a new agent."
[edit] Grumpy Old Men
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Star Wars Episode VII: Grumpy Old Men
[edit] Doc Rancor
[edit] Revelation
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Vader: Artoo never told you what happened to your maker.
Threepio: He told me enough. He told me you melted him down!
Vader: No. I am your maker.
Threepio: That's not true. That's impossible!
Vader: Search your memory banks, you will know it to be true.
Threepio: NOOOO! Nooooo!
[edit] Anteater
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♫ "Whoa here he comes. Watchout boy he'll rat you out. Whoa here he comes. He's an anteater." ♪
[edit] Feeling Lucky?
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"Ask yourself one thing, you must. Feel you lucky? Well do ya ... punk?"
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"As this is a warhead-launching arm cannon, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
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"As this is a quad-barrel arm cannon, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
[edit] Double-O Lando
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Calrissian. Lando Calrissian. License to thrill. src
[edit] Tribble Trouble
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"Tribbles. Why did it have to be tribbles?"
[edit] Mogwai
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"...never feed them after midnight."
[edit] "Pay attention, flyboy!"
[edit] Intergalactic dispute
- "Tastes great!" "Less filling!"
[edit] PolaDroid camera
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Industrial Automaton: All our R2-units now come equipped with Polaroid cameras built in!
[edit] Indiscretion woes
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"How drunk was I last night?"
"I don't know, I passed out."
[edit] 3 Not-so-little Piggies
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Let's see that wolf try and blow our house in!
[edit] Whiner
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"What do you mean I'm a whiner just like my old man?"
[edit] Peeping Luke
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"Alright! I can see right into Camie's bedroom with these things."
[edit] Here's Johnny!
[edit] A Fistful of Credits
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"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my dewback don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."
[edit] Killer heartburn
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"This heartburn is killing me. Anybody got some Tums®?"
"How do you spell relief? R O L A I D S!"
[edit] Darth Jackson
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"He's more white now, than black man. Twisted and perverted."
[edit] The M-10 Team
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"If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the M-10 Team."
[edit] Jar Jar's lament
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"A bumbling idiot I may be, but did they have to animate me to look like the psych ward poster boy?!"
[edit] Old trick
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"There's a Wookiee behind me? Riiiiiight. Like I'm gonna fall for that."
[edit] Driving record
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"Is this going to affect my driving record?"
"My insurance is gonna go through the roof!"
[edit] How many fingers?
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"How many fingers am I holding up behind my back?"
[edit] Are you Sure?
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Raise your hand if you're Sure!®
[edit] Light my fire
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♫ The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire. ♪
[edit] What a mess!
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Padme: "Now which one of you is going to clean up this mess?!"
[edit] Ladies toy
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Now available at StarWarsShop.com: Just for the ladies! Personal pleasure toys!
[edit] Party hard
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"Wow, it must have been some party."
[edit] Slug killer
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"I know how to deal with Hutts. Somebody get me some salt."
[edit] Senators Gone Wild
- «"Senators Gone Wild" I love pay-per-view!»
- ―How Hutt gangsters unwind at the end of the day
[edit] Sympathy Vote
- "Your big hair should generate a strong sympathy vote..."
- ―Senator Palpatine
[edit] Who left the seat up?
- "I told you there would be harsh consequences the next time you left the toilet seat up, Viceroy."
- ―Queen Amidala
[edit] Braid Blaster
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"I'm gonna blast that idiotic braid right off his head!"
[edit] Two-handed job
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"Keep that up and you'll go blind, Jar Jar."
[edit] Blood Sugar
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Qui-Gon Jinn: He has the highest blood Sugar level I've seen in a life form. It's possible he was conceived by the Sugar
Mace Windu: You refer to the prophecy of the one who will bring sugar and spice and everything nice. You believe it is this boy?
[edit] Size does matter
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"I used to use a little sporting blaster until I discovered size does matter"
[edit] Bring it on!
[edit] Turning Japanese
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♫ I'm turning Japanese - I think I'm turning Japanese - I really think so ♪
[edit] Highlander
[edit] Emerald City
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♫ Ohhh, we're off to see the Wizard - the wonderful Wizard of Oz ♪
[edit] Crybaby
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"I always get so emotional at weddings." *sniffle*
[edit] Famous cameos
Member of KISS as a Dark Jedi |
