Contents 1 JMAS's Caption Page 1.1 Jolly Trooper 1.2 Chewie Dumpty 1.3 2-1Bones McCoy 1.4 Marji's lament 1.5 Grumpy Old Men 1.6 Doc Rancor 1.7 Revelation 1.8 Anteater 1.9 Feeling Lucky? 1.10 Double-O Lando 1.11 Tribble Trouble 1.12 Mogwai 1.13 "Pay attention, flyboy!" 1.14 Intergalactic dispute 1.15 PolaDroid camera 1.16 Indiscretion woes 1.17 3 Not-so-little Piggies 1.18 Peeping Luke 1.19 Here's Johnny! 1.20 A Fistful of Credits 1.21 Killer heartburn 1.22 Darth Jackson 1.23 The M-10 Team 1.24 Jar Jar's lament 1.25 Old trick 1.26 Driving record 1.27 How many fingers? 1.28 Are you Sure? 1.29 Light my fire 1.30 What a mess! 1.31 Ladies toy 1.32 Party hard 1.33 Slug killer 1.34 Senators Gone Wild 1.35 Sympathy Vote 1.36 Who left the seat up? 1.37 Braid Blaster 1.38 Two-handed job 1.39 Size does matter 1.40 Bring it on! 1.41 Turning Japanese 1.42 Highlander 1.43 Emerald City 1.44 Crybaby 1.45 Pull my finger 1.46 Badass 1.47 Make my day 1.48 You want me to what? 1.49 Heartstopping 1.50 History of the World: Part I 1.51 Walk Like a Moogan 1.52 Mind trick FAIL! 1.53 Old habits 1.54 Monty Python 2 Famous cameos 3 See also

JMAS's Caption PageEdit

I'm also copying Gonk because I love coming up with captions for images.

Jolly TrooperEdit

We're dunces in armor
With really bad aim
Drink up me hearties, yo ho! ♫

Chewie DumptyEdit

Chewie the Wookiee sat on a wall
Chewie the Wookiee had a great fall
All the great Rebels
And all their great men
Couldn't put Chewie together again

2-1Bones McCoyEdit

"Dammit, Rieekan! I'm a 2-1B droid, not a veterinarian!"

Marji's lamentEdit

*sigh* "I have got to get myself a new agent."

Grumpy Old MenEdit

Star Wars Episode VII: Grumpy Old Men

Doc RancorEdit

"Say Aahhhhh."

RevelationEdit

Vader: Artoo never told you what happened to your maker.
Threepio: He told me enough. He told me you melted him down!
Vader: No. I am your maker.
Threepio: That's not true. That's impossible!
Vader: Search your memory banks, you will know it to be true.
Threepio: NOOOO! Nooooo!

AnteaterEdit

♫ "Whoa here he comes. Watchout boy he'll rat you out. Whoa here he comes. He's an anteater." ♪

Feeling Lucky?Edit

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

"Ask yourself one thing, you must. Feel lucky, do I? Well do ya ... punk?"

"As this is a warhead-launching arm cannon, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

"As this is a quad-barrel arm cannon, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Double-O LandoEdit

Calrissian. Lando Calrissian. License to thrill. ^src

Tribble TroubleEdit

"Tribbles. Why did it have to be tribbles?"

MogwaiEdit

"...never feed them after midnight."

"Pay attention, flyboy!"Edit

"Are you taking notes, Han?"

Intergalactic disputeEdit

"Tastes great!"             "Less filling!"

PolaDroid cameraEdit

Industrial Automaton: All our R2-units now come equipped with Polaroid cameras built in!

Indiscretion woesEdit

"How drunk was I last night?"
"I don't know, I passed out."

3 Not-so-little PiggiesEdit

Let's see that wolf try and blow our house in!

Peeping LukeEdit

"Alright! I can see right into Camie's bedroom with these things."

Here's Johnny!Edit

"HERE'S JOHNNY!"

A Fistful of CreditsEdit

"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my dewback don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."

Killer heartburnEdit

"This heartburn is killing me. Anybody got some Tums®?"
"How do you spell relief? R O L A I D S!"

Darth JacksonEdit

"He's more white now, than black man. Twisted and perverted."

The M-10 TeamEdit

"If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the M-10 Team."

Jar Jar's lamentEdit

"A bumbling idiot I may be, but did they have to animate me to look like the psych ward poster boy?!"

Old trickEdit

"There's a Wookiee behind me? Riiiiiight. Like I'm gonna fall for that."

Driving recordEdit

"Is this going to affect my driving record?"
"My insurance is gonna go through the roof!"

How many fingers?Edit

"How many fingers am I holding up behind my back?"

Are you Sure?Edit

Raise your hand if you're Sure!®

Light my fireEdit

♫ The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire. ♪

What a mess!Edit

Padme: "Which one of you is responsible for this mess?!"

Ladies toyEdit

Now available at StarWarsShop.com: Just for the ladies! Personal pleasure toys!

Party hardEdit

"Wow, it must have been some party."

Slug killerEdit

"I know how to deal with Hutts. Somebody get me some salt."

Senators Gone WildEdit

Sympathy VoteEdit

Who left the seat up?Edit

Braid BlasterEdit

"I'm gonna blast that idiotic braid right off his head!"

Two-handed jobEdit

"Keep that up and you'll go blind, Jar Jar."

Size does matterEdit

"I used to use a little sporting blaster until I discovered size does matter"

Bring it on!Edit

"Bring it on, beyach!"

Turning JapaneseEdit

♫ I'm turning Japanese - I think I'm turning Japanese - I really think so ♪

HighlanderEdit

"I am Katuunko, of the Toydarian clan."

"There can be only one."

Emerald CityEdit

♫ Ohhh, we're off to see the Wizard - the wonderful Wizard of Oz ♪

CrybabyEdit

"I always get so emotional at weddings." *sniffle*

Pull my fingerEdit

"Pull my finger."
"I want YOU for the Galactic Empire!"
"Pull my finger and you will know the true power of the dark side of the Force."

BadassEdit

Trooper: "We must look pretty badass right now."
Rex: "Karkin' right we do!"
(Homage to this awesome image by Xicer9)

Make my dayEdit

"Go ahead, make my day."

You want me to what?Edit

"You want me to stick the suppository where?!"

HeartstoppingEdit

CORONER'S REPORT
Manner of Death: STUPIDITY
Immediate Cause of Death: Electricity and water don't mix!

History of the World: Part IEdit

"Yes. No. No. YEEESSSSSSS!" ^[1]

Walk Like a MooganEdit

♫ "Walk like a Moogan." ♪

Mind trick FAIL!Edit

"You will halt what you are doing. *blaster fire erupts* Stang! This always works for the Jedi."

Old habitsEdit

"Put your hands down. That's what got you in trouble with that Askajian."

Monty PythonEdit

"Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no innards left."
"Yes I have."
"Look!"
"It's just a flesh wound."

Famous cameosEdit

See alsoEdit

• Gonk's Happy Caption Page
• Enochf's Happy Caption Page
• Fourdot's captions page
• Riff's Happy Caption Section
• Jon's Happy Caption Page
• Culator's Evil Caption Page