User:JMAS/JMAS's Happy Caption Page

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Contents 1 JMAS's Caption Page 1.1 Jolly Trooper 1.2 Chewie Dumpty 1.3 2-1Bones McCoy 1.4 Marji's lament 1.5 Grumpy Old Men 1.6 Doc Rancor 1.7 Revelation 1.8 Anteater 1.9 Feeling Lucky? 1.10 Double-O Lando 1.11 Tribble Trouble 1.12 Mogwai 1.13 "Pay attention, flyboy!" 1.14 Intergalactic dispute 1.15 PolaDroid camera 1.16 Indiscretion woes 1.17 3 Not-so-little Piggies 1.18 Whiner 1.19 Peeping Luke 1.20 Here's Johnny! 1.21 A Fistful of Credits 1.22 Killer heartburn 1.23 Darth Jackson 1.24 The M-10 Team 1.25 Jar Jar's lament 1.26 Old trick 1.27 Driving record 1.28 How many fingers? 1.29 Are you Sure? 1.30 Light my fire 1.31 What a mess! 1.32 Ladies toy 1.33 Party hard 1.34 Slug killer 1.35 Senators Gone Wild 1.36 Sympathy Vote 1.37 Who left the seat up? 1.38 Braid Blaster 1.39 Two-handed job 1.40 Blood Sugar 1.41 Size does matter 1.42 Bring it on! 1.43 Turning Japanese 1.44 Highlander 1.45 Emerald City 1.46 Crybaby 1.47 Famous cameos 2 See also

[edit] JMAS's Caption Page

I'm also copying Gonk because I love coming up with captions for images.

[edit] Jolly Trooper

We're dunces in armor
With really bad aim
Drink up me hearties, yo ho! ♫

[edit] Chewie Dumpty

Chewie the Wookiee sat on a wall
Chewie the Wookiee had a great fall
All the great Rebels
And all their great men
Couldn't put Chewie together again

[edit] 2-1Bones McCoy

"Dammit, Rieekan! I'm a 2-1B droid, not a veterinarian!"

[edit] Marji's lament

*sigh* "I have got to get myself a new agent."

[edit] Grumpy Old Men

Star Wars Episode VII: Grumpy Old Men

[edit] Doc Rancor

"Say Aahhhhh."

[edit] Revelation

Vader: Artoo never told you what happened to your maker.
Threepio: He told me enough. He told me you melted him down!
Vader: No. I am your maker.
Threepio: That's not true. That's impossible!
Vader: Search your memory banks, you will know it to be true.
Threepio: NOOOO! Nooooo!

[edit] Anteater

♫ "Whoa here he comes. Watchout boy he'll rat you out. Whoa here he comes. He's an anteater." ♪

[edit] Feeling Lucky?

"Ask yourself one thing, you must. Feel you lucky? Well do ya ... punk?"

"As this is a warhead-launching arm cannon, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

"As this is a quad-barrel arm cannon, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

[edit] Double-O Lando

Calrissian. Lando Calrissian. License to thrill. ^src

[edit] Tribble Trouble

"Tribbles. Why did it have to be tribbles?"

[edit] Mogwai

"...never feed them after midnight."

[edit] "Pay attention, flyboy!"

"Are you taking notes, Han?"

[edit] Intergalactic dispute

"Tastes great!"             "Less filling!"

[edit] PolaDroid camera

Industrial Automaton: All our R2-units now come equipped with Polaroid cameras built in!

[edit] Indiscretion woes

"How drunk was I last night?"
"I don't know, I passed out."

[edit] 3 Not-so-little Piggies

Let's see that wolf try and blow our house in!

[edit] Whiner

"What do you mean I'm a whiner just like my old man?"

[edit] Peeping Luke

"Alright! I can see right into Camie's bedroom with these things."

[edit] Here's Johnny!

"HERE'S JOHNNY!"

[edit] A Fistful of Credits

"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my dewback don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."

[edit] Killer heartburn

"This heartburn is killing me. Anybody got some Tums®?"
"How do you spell relief? R O L A I D S!"

[edit] Darth Jackson

"He's more white now, than black man. Twisted and perverted."

[edit] The M-10 Team

"If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the M-10 Team."

[edit] Jar Jar's lament

"A bumbling idiot I may be, but did they have to animate me to look like the psych ward poster boy?!"

[edit] Old trick

"There's a Wookiee behind me? Riiiiiight. Like I'm gonna fall for that."

[edit] Driving record

"Is this going to affect my driving record?"
"My insurance is gonna go through the roof!"

[edit] How many fingers?

"How many fingers am I holding up behind my back?"

[edit] Are you Sure?

Raise your hand if you're Sure!®

[edit] Light my fire

♫ The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire. ♪

[edit] What a mess!

Padme: "Now which one of you is going to clean up this mess?!"

[edit] Ladies toy

Now available at StarWarsShop.com: Just for the ladies! Personal pleasure toys!

[edit] Party hard

"Wow, it must have been some party."

[edit] Slug killer

"I know how to deal with Hutts. Somebody get me some salt."

[edit] Senators Gone Wild

[edit] Sympathy Vote

[edit] Who left the seat up?

[edit] Braid Blaster

"I'm gonna blast that idiotic braid right off his head!"

[edit] Two-handed job

"Keep that up and you'll go blind, Jar Jar."

[edit] Blood Sugar

Qui-Gon Jinn: He has the highest blood Sugar level I've seen in a life form. It's possible he was conceived by the Sugar
Mace Windu: You refer to the prophecy of the one who will bring sugar and spice and everything nice. You believe it is this boy?

[edit] Size does matter

"I used to use a little sporting blaster until I discovered size does matter"

[edit] Bring it on!

"Bring it on, bitch!"

[edit] Turning Japanese

♫ I'm turning Japanese - I think I'm turning Japanese - I really think so ♪

[edit] Highlander

"There can be only one."

[edit] Emerald City

♫ Ohhh, we're off to see the Wizard - the wonderful Wizard of Oz ♪

[edit] Crybaby

"I always get so emotional at weddings." *sniffle*

[edit] Famous cameos

Ed Harris as Kal Skirata	George Clooney as Grand Admiral Thrawn	Ted Danson as Tarsus Valorum	Nicolas Cage as Kaox Krul
John Cleese as Admiral Wullf Yularen	Freddy Krueger as Palpatine's secret apprentice	Member of KISS as a Dark Jedi

[edit] See also

• Gonk's Happy Caption Page
• Enochf's Happy Caption Page
• Fourdot's captions page
• Riff's Happy Caption Section
• Jon's Happy Caption Page
• Culator's Evil Caption Page