JMAS's Caption Page Edit
I'm also copying
Gonk because I love coming up with captions for images.
Jolly Trooper Edit
We're dunces in armor
With really bad aim
Drink up me hearties, yo ho! ♫
Chewie Dumpty Edit
Chewie the Wookiee sat on a wall
Chewie the Wookiee had a great fall
All the great Rebels
And all their great men
Couldn't put Chewie together again
2-1Bones McCoy Edit
"Dammit, Rieekan! I'm a 2-1B droid, not a veterinarian!"
Marji's lament Edit
*sigh* "I have got to get myself a new agent."
Grumpy Old Men Edit
Star Wars Episode VII: Grumpy Old Men
Doc Rancor Edit
Vader: Artoo never told you what happened to your maker.
Threepio: He told me enough. He told me you melted him down!
Vader: No. I am your maker.
Threepio: That's not true. That's impossible!
Vader: Search your memory banks, you will know it to be true.
Threepio: NOOOO! Nooooo!
♫ "Whoa here he comes. Watchout boy he'll rat you out. Whoa here he comes. He's an anteater." ♪
Feeling Lucky? Edit
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
"Ask yourself one thing, you must. Feel lucky, do I? Well do ya ... punk?"
"As this is a warhead-launching arm cannon, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
"As this is a quad-barrel arm cannon, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
Double-O Lando Edit
Calrissian. Lando Calrissian. License to thrill.
Tribble Trouble Edit
"Tribbles. Why did it have to be tribbles?"
"...never feed them after midnight."
"Pay attention, flyboy!" Edit
"Are you taking notes, Han?"
Intergalactic dispute Edit
"Tastes great!" "Less filling!"
PolaDroid camera Edit
Industrial Automaton: All our R2-units now come equipped with Polaroid cameras built in!
Indiscretion woes Edit
"How drunk was I last night?"
"I don't know, I passed out."
3 Not-so-little Piggies Edit
Let's see that wolf try and blow our house in!
Peeping Luke Edit
"Alright! I can see right into Camie's bedroom with these things."
Here's Johnny! Edit
A Fistful of Credits Edit
"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my dewback don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."
Killer heartburn Edit
"This heartburn is killing me. Anybody got some Tums®?"
"How do you spell relief? R O L A I D S!"
Darth Jackson Edit
"He's more white now, than black man. Twisted and perverted."
The M-10 Team Edit
"If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the M-10 Team."
Jar Jar's lament Edit
"A bumbling idiot I may be, but did they have to animate me to look like the psych ward poster boy?!"
Old trick Edit
"There's a Wookiee behind me? Riiiiiight. Like I'm gonna fall for that."
Driving record Edit
"Is this going to affect my driving record?"
"My insurance is gonna go through the roof!"
How many fingers? Edit
"How many fingers am I holding up behind my back?"
Are you Sure? Edit
Raise your hand if you're Sure!®
Light my fire Edit
♫ The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire. ♪
What a mess! Edit
Padme: "Which one of you is responsible for this mess?!"
Ladies toy Edit
Now available at StarWarsShop.com: Just for the ladies! Personal massagers!
Party hard Edit
"Wow, it must have been some party."
Slug killer Edit
"I know how to deal with Hutts. Somebody get me some salt."
Senators Gone Wild Edit
«"Senators Gone Wild" I love pay-per-view!» ―How Hutt gangsters unwind at the end of the day
Sympathy Vote Edit
Your big hair should generate a strong sympathy vote..." ―Senator Palpatine
Who left the seat up? Edit
I told you there would be harsh consequences the next time you left the toilet seat up, Viceroy." ―Queen Amidala
"The Emperor has decreed that for all who leave the toilet seat up five times, the consequence would be severe!"
Braid Blaster Edit
"I'm gonna blast that idiotic braid right off his head!"
Two-handed job Edit
"Keep that up and you'll go blind, Jar Jar."
Size does matter Edit
"I used to use a little sporting blaster until I discovered "
size does matter
Bring it on! Edit
"Bring it on, beyach!"
Turning Japanese Edit
♫ I'm turning Japanese - I think I'm turning Japanese - I really think so ♪
"I am Katuunko, of the Toydarian clan."
"There can be only one."
Emerald City Edit
♫ Ohhh, we're off to see the Wizard - the wonderful Wizard of Oz ♪
"I always get so emotional at weddings." *sniffle*
Pull my finger Edit
"Pull my finger."
"I want YOU for the Galactic Empire!"
"Pull my finger and you will know the true power of the dark side of the Force."
Trooper: "We must look pretty badass right now."
Rex: "Karkin' right we do!"
(Homage to this
awesome image by Xicer9)
Make my day Edit
"Go ahead, make my day."
You want me to what? Edit
"You want me to stick the suppository where?!"
Manner of Death: STUPIDITY
Immediate Cause of Death: Electricity and water don't mix!
History of the World: Part I Edit
"Yes. No. No. YEEESSSSSSS!"
Walk Like a Moogan Edit
♫ "Walk like a Moogan." ♪
Mind trick FAIL! Edit
"You will halt what you are doing. *blaster fire erupts* Stang! This always works for the Jedi."
Old habits Edit
"Put your hands down. That's what got you in trouble with that Askajian."
Monty Python Edit
"Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no innards left."
"Yes I have."
"It's just a flesh wound."
Drunken flyboy Edit
"Look, Jabba, I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
Princess Bride Edit
"My name is Inigo Maultoya. You killed by brother. Prepare to die."
Sidious: "You didn't die?! Inconceivable!"
Maul: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Famous cameos Edit