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Jawaman's Happy Caption Page. I know, I totally stole this from G*nk. I love to make funny captions to images, so that's why I created this page. Enjoy! (This page now also contains my favorite quotes.)
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From Jawaman
Ehh
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"Ehh, permission to take a leak, sir?"
Want a hand?
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"I will be so pissed off, if you use my hand as a cupholder!"
Feeling down?
"Feeling down? Are you depressed? Eat chocolate. It helps."
Don't look!
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"What you looking at, punk?! The title said don't look!"
Emperor Gunnay
"Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen."
Noooo!
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"I CRAPPED MY PANTS!"
A droid's life
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"You think got a crappy job? I have to wear a bowtie. Come on, I'm a droid!"
What do Imperials do at work?
"What are you looking at, men? You are suppost to be at w... ohh, nice."
Want it?
"Skittle, anyone?"
Agen Kolar
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♫ "Put yo hands up for Kolar!" ♫
Shiny teeth
"Yes, Leia. By now, we know you have very shiny white teeth."
Vader's sense of humor
"Pull my finger, Commander Jerjerrod!"
Horses
"Star Wars: Episode VII Attack of the Mutated Horses wearing Rebel pilot suits."
The page is not finished yet, I will soon add more.
Other users
Any registered user can leave an image here with caption. Unwanted and/or rude pictures will be removed by Jawaman. (P.S. don't delete this template and begin adding images after this message.)
BobaFett1
- Lando: "You ate my cookie!!!"
- Boba Fett: "Shut up. I'm not talking to you."
- ―Lando-Gear and Boba Fettish[src]
Grand Theft Auto: Galactic City. Rated "M" for Blood and Gore, Violence, and Anakin.
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Remember kids, whenever someone offers you candy, just walk away and hope not to get shot.
New style: fur hats in the middle of the freaking desert! (Not Leia, the guy to the right)
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Target's in my sight! Wait, where'd my blaster go? D:
Now remember kids, Elmo always—*BEW BEW BEW* *THUD*
Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge FTW!!!
Jawaman's favorite quotes
Do not edit this!
Quotes about Jawas
- "Utinni!"
- ―A commonly used Jawa cry
- "The Jawas are not powerless—if they do not wish to be."
- ―Obi-Wan Kenobi, to Het Nkik
- "Sand stays. All else changes."
- ―Unidentified Jawa
- "The Jawas have a tendency to pick up anything that's not tied down, Luke, but remember, they're basically afraid of their own shadows."
- ―Owen Lars to Luke Skywalker
- "Don't look for uses in a salvaged item, but rather imagine someone else who might find a use for it."
- ―The unofficial Jawa motto
Hondo Ohnaka's quotes
- "Well, well. What do we have here?"
"Who are you?"
"More importantly, my friend. Who are you?" - ―Ohnaka to Count Dooku
- "They are devious and deceitful and most importantly, stupid."
- ―Count Dooku about Hondo Ohnaka's pirates.
- "You don't survive in the Outer Rim by being stupid!"
- ―Hondo Ohanka
Cad Bane quotes
- "I'm in control. I make the rules now."
- ―Cad Bane
- "Sorry to bother you, Chancellor, but I've taken control of the East Wing of your Senate Building, and the occupants are now my hostages. If you care about them, I'd advise you to free Ziro the Hutt from the Detention Center."
- ―Cad Bane speaks to Supreme Chancellor Palpatine
- "To get a holocron, I'd have to break into the Jedi Temple. It's impossible. Not to mention…deadly."
"Perhaps your reputation has been exaggerated."
"I want a rogue class starfighter with elite weapons, cloaking device, the works. Oh, and…triple my usual rate."
"Your price is of no concern. I will also provide you with the means to get inside the Temple."
"You've got a deal." - ―Cad Bane and Darth Sidious
- "You have nowhere left to run, bounty hunter."
"Let me worry about that, Jedi. If I activate this control, the outside airlock will open, and she will be sucked into oblivion. Do you think you can kill me and then save her before she's pulled out into space? It's a horrible way to die. Besides, isn't negotiation the Jedi way?"
"What do you want?"
"This holocron carries information I've been paid to collect. I can't unlock it, but you can. The last Jedi who had it wouldn't open it. I hope you don't make the same mistake. We don't have much time. Hurry it up, Jedi, or she dies!" - ―Anakin Skywalker and Cad Bane negotiate the unlocking of the holocron in exchange for Ahsoka Tano's life
- "It is only a matter of time before we locate the holocron. Make it easier on yourself."
"What are you going to do, Jedi? Torture me?"
"I think the fear of whoever you work for outweighs your fear of us." - ―Obi-Wan Kenobi, Cad Bane, and Mace Windu
- "Sure, sure. As long as I get paid, it makes no difference to me."
- ―Cad Bane, to Darth Sidious
- "Let's make this a bit more interesting."
- ―Cad Bane, as he disables the artificial gravity on his frigate with his gauntlet
- "Jedi, huh? My fee just went up. A lot."
"You will be compensated. Go to Kynachi immediately. I will contact you with further instructions." - ―Cad Bane and Darth Sidious
- "Bane? Ha ha ha. Forgive my surprise. I didn't think even you were foolish enough to steal from me."
"Pity you didn't go down with the ship, Teska." - ―Kul Teska and Cad Bane exchange pleasantries on Ryloth
- "No one messes with Cad Bane.
A lone gunman." - ―Cad Bane and Kul Teska, as the former exacts his revenge
Sith quotes
- "Treachery is the way of the Sith."
- ―Darth Tyranus's final thought
- "To be united by hatred is a... fragile alliance at best."
- ―Darth Traya
- "Explanation: You see, master, assassination is such a versatile tool. I have seen the removal of a single target have far-reaching consequences for a nation, world, even a galaxy. The repercussions of even the smallest lives... whether dead or alive, can have profound implications on history."
- ―HK-47
- "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."
- ―HK-47 describes his views on love.
- "Bane reinvented the Sith. We are his legacy, and though he is gone his legacy will endure.
"Now I am the Master, and you are my chosen successor. One day you will face me just as I faced Bane, and only one of us will survive.
"That is the way of our Order. An individual may die, but the Sith are eternal." - ―Darth Zannah to Darth Cognus, after the Second duel on Ambria
Jedi quotes
- "Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun, the Clone War has!"
- ―Yoda
- "When you ask for trouble, you should not be surprised when it finds you."
- ―Plo Koon
- "A trial of being old is this: remembering which thing one has said into which young ears."
- ―Yoda
- "Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is."
- ―Yoda
- "At an end your rule is... and not short enough it was."
- ―Yoda to Palpatine
- "Not if anything to say about it, I have!"
- ―Yoda
- "Looking? Found someone you have I would say, mm?"
- ―Yoda
- "Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
- ―Yoda to Luke Skywalker
- "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is."
- ―Yoda, to Luke Skywalker
- "Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained! A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless!"
- ―Yoda
- Luke: "Vader... Is the dark side stronger?"
- Yoda: "No, no, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive."
- Luke: "But how am I to know the good side from the bad?"
- Vader: "You will know... when you are calm, at peace, passive. A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack."
- ―Yoda to Luke[src]
- "Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future."
- ―Yoda to Luke
- "When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not, hm?"
- ―Yoda to Luke Skywalker
- "Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny."
- ―Yoda to Luke Skywalker
- "Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be."
- ―Yoda to Luke Skywalker
- "I know something about pain you don't. Pain drowns other people. I just swim in it."
- ―Tahiri Veila, to Lord Nyax
Other quotes
- "This is one of the longest and most arduous races in the galaxy. Don't bother with it unless you have the time and stamina. The Empire doesn't come here often, so it gets a lot of use from swoopers looking for an illegal race. The trouble is most of them do not complete the marathon. Beware of dangerous beasts, pirates, confusing mazes and a very large and active volcano."
- ―Unknown individual commenting on the Lok Marathon.
- "The hum of the vibroblade gave it away. That's the only reason I still have my face."
- ―Pirate Captain Nym on an attack by a person with a vibrosword.
- "Don't leave me..."
- ―O.M.5's last words
It was the first time I felt sorry for a battle droid, so I hope O.M.5 gets found by some Jawas, so I can rebuild him.
- "To die for one's people is a great sacrifice. To live for one's people, an even greater sacrifice. I choose to live for my people. What do you choose?"
- ―Riyo Chuchi to Thi-Sen
- "So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause."
- ―Padmé Amidala to Bail Organa following the Declaration of the New Order
- Rebel trooper 1: "I think we're doomed."
- Rebel trooper 2: "Nah, unless they got any big giant robot camels I think we're oké."
- Rebel trooper 1: "<Meanwhile several AT-AT's approach in the distance> Ahh, Jim. Robot camels."
- ―Two Rebel troopers during the Battle of Hoth.[src]
- Olivia Fuller: "You are the weakest link, goodbye!"
- Stewie: "Ha ha ha! Oh gosh, that's funny! That's really funn- do you-do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. "You are the weakest link, goodbye." You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? "You are The Weakest Link, goodbye." And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God, what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. Hmm. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity, hmm? 'Cause I'm ri-I'm here. God, you're so funny!"
- ―Olivia and Stewie in From Method to Madness[src]
- "The only major difference between war and politics is you don't get to shoot the guy on the opposing side."
- ―Joe Tylars
- "Imagination is more important than knowledge."
- ―Albert Einstein
- "Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups."
- ―I have no idea who said this.
- "In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe."
- ―Michael Jackson
- "I have sat by night beside a cold lake'"
"And touched things smoother than moonlight on still water,"
"But the moon on this cloud sea is not human,"
"And here is no shore, no intimacy,"
"Only the start of space, the road to suns." - ―F.R. Scott
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