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Contents 1 Jon's Happy Captions 1.1 Anthalogy: A Tribute to Mara Jade 1.2 Gangsta Rap 1.3 All Smiles 1.4 The Force 1.5 Clothing in a galaxy far, far away 1.6 Han's Fear 1.7 D.A.R.E. 1.8 Whoa 1.9 Pirates of the Caribbean 1.10 Joker 1.11 Recruitment 1.12 Halloween 1.13 Gives you hell 1.14 Baseball? 1.15 Blue Oyster Cult 1.16 Mentor 1.17 Dr. Evil 1.18 Fail 1.19 Lord of the Rings no. 1 1.20 Landolanche 1.21 Lord of the Rings no. 2 1.22 Appearances 1.23 The ol' Wookiee trick part 1 1.24 The ol' Wookiee trick part 2 1.25 Dooku's manicure 1.26 Photoshoot 1.27 Stak 1.28 Sharing 1.29 300 1.30 Who's your daddy? 1.31 Why… 1.32 Jar Jar 1.33 Hamlet 1.34 South Park 1.35 Palps Recruiting 1.36 Fauns with…lightsabers? 1.37 Officers on duty 1.38 Distractions 2 Predictions 2.1 The next Skywalker? 2.2 Allies? 3 Poll 4 See also

[edit] Jon's Happy Captions

[edit] Anthalogy: A Tribute to Mara Jade

In memory of Mara Jade.

[edit] Gangsta Rap

♫ "Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene, 900-year-fiend smokin' Dagobah green!" ♪ (For the full rap on youtube, click here)

[edit] All Smiles

"Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbitz!"

[edit] The Force

"Leia, if you always knew, then why did you…? *sigh* never mind."

[edit] Clothing in a galaxy far, far away

"Why yes, I do dress myself…why do you ask?"

[edit] Han's Fear

"No! Not the dentist! Anyone but the dentist!"

[edit] D.A.R.E.

"Reason number 428 why not to do drugs."

[edit] Whoa

"I happen to like the big guns. Why? Because size does matter. "

[edit] Pirates of the Caribbean

"Er…parley?"

[edit] Joker

"You wanna see a magic trick?"

[edit] Recruitment

"So, uh, the Empire, is it? Yeah, uh, sign me up. Now."

[edit] Halloween

"Mommy, mommy, look at the Jack-o'-lantern! Can I have it mommy, can I?"

[edit] Gives you hell

♫ "When you see my face hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell…" ♪

[edit] Baseball?

"And a swing and a miss! And that'll end the game. Final score: Obi-Wan 1, Vader 0."

[edit] Blue Oyster Cult

♫ "Oh, no; they say he's got to go! Go go godzilla! Yea-eah!" ♪

[edit] Mentor

Now this would be a good one to teach Luke in a few years. Better not forget…

[edit] Dr. Evil

"…his name—fat bastard."

[edit] Fail

"Someday the Fetts will learn to stop wearing jetpacks. Someday."

[edit] Lord of the Rings no. 1

"To think that orcs nearly took over the galaxy…"

[edit] Landolanche

"Well…you smell funny."

[edit] Lord of the Rings no. 2

"He's dead. Took a little tumble off the cliff."

[edit] Appearances

"Dude. You don't even look like Corran Horn."
Are we sure there actually is Force Psychosis, or is everybody finally noticing that the actors don't look at all like the characters?

[edit] The ol' Wookiee trick part 1

"There's a Wookiee standing behind me, ready to pull my arms off? Riiiiight. Like I'm gonna fall for that. That trick's older than your mother! Besides, what's it gonna do, growl at me?"

[edit] The ol' Wookiee trick part 2

"Oh, heh heh, what do ya know. A Wookiee! Hey there, buddy…"

[edit] Dooku's manicure

"Look! I just got my nails done."

[edit] Photoshoot

"Can you take the picture already? My face hurts."

[edit] Stak

"Have you seen my cookiee? I think you took it. I think you took my cookiee."

[edit] Sharing

"No! That's my Twi'lek."

[edit] 300

This…is…SPARTA!!!!

[edit] Who's your daddy?

"Aw, what's the matter? C'mon, come to daddy, daddy wants a hug. Won't you give your daddy a hug?"

[edit] Why…

…why male Wookieepedians almost don't need porn.

[edit] Jar Jar

Does this really need an explanation?

[edit] Hamlet

"To be, or not to be, that is the question..."

[edit] South Park

"Craaaab people, craaaab people..."

[edit] Palps Recruiting

"Palpatine wants YOU to join the Empire..."

[edit] Fauns with…lightsabers?

"For Narniaaaa!"

[edit] Officers on duty

"Men! You're supposed to be on duty! What the hell do you think you're do—Woah. Nice porno."

[edit] Distractions

"You stupid, Human slime, you'll never wi—ooh, look, twenty dollars!"

[edit] Predictions

[edit] The next Skywalker?

Who thinks Vestara Khai will eventually become Ben's new girlfriend? I predict that this will occur by the end of the Fate of the Jedi series. Jonjedigrandmaster ^(Jujiggum) 21:54, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Allies?

Irony: The name of this file (Luke vs Keshian Sith) could be misleading, as, judging by the name of the novel of which it is the cover, (Allies) it is entirely probable that Luke and Gavar end up working together, which is my prediction here. Jonjedigrandmaster ^{(Jedi Beacon)} 01:17, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Poll

[edit] See also

• G*nk's Happy Caption Page
• Enochf's Happy Caption Page
• JMAS's Happy Caption Page
• Rayas' Happy Caption Page
• Kermit's Happy Caption Page
• Trak's Caption Page
• Fourdot's Caption Page
• Culator's evil caption page