Jon's Happy Caption Page
…because it looked like fun. And as a tribute to
Jon's Happy Captions Edit
Anthalogy: A Tribute to Mara Jade Edit
In memory of Mara Jade.
Gangsta Rap Edit
♫ " Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene, 900-year-fiend smokin' Dagobah green!" ♪ (For the full rap on youtube, click here)
The Force Edit
"Leia, if you always knew, then why did you…? *sigh* never mind."
Clothing in a galaxy far, far away Edit
"Why yes, I do dress myself…why do you ask?"
Han's Fear Edit
"No! Not the dentist! Anyone but the dentist!"
"Reason number 428 why not to do drugs."
"I happen to like the big guns. Why? Because size does matter. "
Pirates of the Caribbean Edit
"You wanna see a magic trick?"
"So, uh, the Empire, is it? Yeah, uh, sign me up. Now."
"Mommy, mommy, look at the Jack-o'-lantern! Can I have it mommy, can I?"
Gives you hell Edit
♫ " When you see my face hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell…" ♪
"And a swing and a miss! And that'll end the game. Final score: Obi-Wan 1, Vader 0."
Blue Oyster Cult Edit
♫ "Oh, no; they say he's got to go! Go go godzilla! Yea-eah!" ♪
Now this would be a good one to teach Luke in a few years. Better not forget…
"…his name—fat bastard."
"Someday the Fetts will learn to stop wearing jetpacks. Someday."
Lord of the Rings no. 1 Edit
"To think that orcs nearly took over the galaxy…"
"Well…you smell funny."
Lord of the Rings no. 2 Edit
"He's dead. Took a little tumble off the cliff."
"Dude. You don't even look like Corran Horn."
Are we sure there actually is
Force Psychosis, or is everybody finally noticing that the actors don't look at all like the characters?
The ol' Wookiee trick part 1 Edit
"There's a Wookiee standing behind me, ready to pull my arms off? Riiiiight. Like I'm gonna fall for that. That trick's older than your mother! Besides, what's it gonna do, growl at me?"
The ol' Wookiee trick part 2 Edit
"Oh, heh heh, what do ya know. A Wookiee! Hey there, buddy…"
Dooku's manicure Edit
"Look! I just got my nails done."
"Can you take the picture already? My face hurts."
"Have you seen my cookiee? I think you took it. I think you took my cookiee."
"No! That's my Twi'lek."
Who's your daddy? Edit
"Aw, what's the matter? C'mon, come to daddy, daddy wants a hug. Won't you give your daddy a hug?"
…why male Wookieepedians almost don't need porn.
Does this really need an explanation?
"To be, or not to be, that is the question..."
South Park Edit
"Craaaab people, craaaab people..."
Palps Recruiting Edit
"Palpatine wants to join the Empire..."
Fauns with…lightsabers? Edit
Officers on duty Edit
"Men! You're supposed to be on duty! What the hell do you think you're do—Woah. Nice porno."
"You stupid, Human slime, you'll never wi—ooh, look, twenty dollars!"
The next Skywalker? Edit
Who thinks I predict that this will occur by the end of the Vestara Khai will eventually become Ben's new girlfriend? series. Fate of the Jedi Jonjedigrandmaster ( 21:54, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
Irony: The name of this file (Luke vs Keshian Sith) could be misleading, as, judging by the name of the novel of which it is the cover, ( ) it is entirely probable that Allies Luke and Gavar end up working together, which is my prediction here. Jonjedigrandmaster ( 01:17, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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