User:LtCol. JuiceStain

JuiceStain
Biographical information
Birth date	January 1990
Birthplace	Closter, NJ, USA
Residence	Outside Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Physical description
Gender	Male
Height	1.83 meters (about 6 ft, 2 inches)
Hair color	Dark brown (it looks almost black)
Eye color	Blueish-greyish-greenish (there are too many opinions...they are a combination of the three I guess)
General information
Occupation	Cyber Contractor
Hobbies	Movies, Reading (especially Star Wars Novels!), occasional gamer (SW:EAW-FoC!!), work, New York Yankees, playing guitar, going to awesome rock concerts!!
Canon contributions	Created pages on the Unidentified Rebel trooper and Unidentified scout trooper ; A few others here and there. ;
Userboxes
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en-N	This user is a native speaker of English.
19	This user is 19 years old.
	This user collects Star Wars books, novels, and reference works.
X	This user believes astrology is nonsense and refuses to use Zodiac sign templates.
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	This user thinks Republic clone troopers are awesome.
	This user will endear himself to anyone willing to cook a nice meal for him. Cuz that's just darn nice!
	This user weapon of choice a black Epiphone SG guitar.
	This user supports rockin' music!!.
	This user likes this fighter.
	This user also likes this fighter.
	It's not just you. This user thinks Rodians are creepy.
File:JarJarBeatin.jpg	This user hate's JarJar and wishes that the picture to the left would happen to him.
	This user's personality has been described as very Sev and/or Atin-like. And he doesn't really mind that so much. It suits him just fine.
	This user knows this is not clone commando Boss but is in fact a member of Omega Squad.
	This user supports Ewoks.
	This user does not support excessive "This user supports…" userboxes.

From Wookieepedia, the Star Wars wiki.

Hello, <insert name here>.

Okay first off, my rank really means absolutely nothing. Its just part of the name and sounded cool at the time (come on, I was all of 16. Three years makes a differance.)

Now that we've gotten that out of the way, the user info box to the right pretty much explains everything you need to know about me. The rest of this page is just extras. I will say that I enjoy long walks on the beach, cuddling on the sofa, watching girly movies and...oh wait, that's right...this isn't a singles site....

Anyway, there's not much, but hey, someone out there might find this interesting, right?

About JuiceStain

My Favorite Star Wars Books

All the X-wing novels | Reason(s): They're just awesome! Michael A. Stackpole and Aaron Allston are incredible writers. The characters kick-butt, and the stories and conflicts are awesome!
All the Republic Commando novels | Reason(s): They're exciting, very nitty-gritty. There was a little too much extra terminology that didn't need to be in Triple Zero (it was still good), and sometimes the Mando stuff gets to be overbearing (again, still not bad), but Karen Traviss is an awesome writer! A great addition to have to the Star Wars titles!
Labyrinth of Evil and Rise of Darth Vader | Reason(s): Immediate before and after views of Anakin becoming Darth Vader. That's pretty cool (the action isn't that bad either). Plus, James Luceno is also an awesome writer! The Unifying Force isn't among my favorites, but it was a good way to wrap up the NJO series.
Shadows of the Empire | Reason(s): What happened between Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi? Read this to find out! Only negative view: needed more Dash Rendar action!

And last, but not least:

Pretty much all of Timothy Zahn's novels | Reason(s): Pretty much the same reasons I like the X-wing novels: AWESOMENESS!! I particularly liked Allegiance myself.

My Favorite Star Wars Games

Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
Shadows of the Empire (game)
Star Wars: Empire at War and the expansion Forces of Corruption

Non-Star Wars Tidbits

My Favorite Bands

Metallica
Breaking Benjamin (Seen 'em live)
Collective Soul (Seen 'em live 2 times)
Seether ((Seen 'em live)
Avenged Sevenfold (Seen 'em live)
Bullet for my Valentine
Chevelle(Seen 'em live)
Three Days Grace (Seen 'em live 2 times)
10 Years
Pink Floyd--(unfortunately, will never be able to see them for obvious reasons.)

And I've recently started to like and/or gotten into:

nonpoint (Seen 'em live)
Sick Puppies (Seen 'em live)
Atreyu (Seen 'em live)
Shinedown (Seen 'em live)

Favorite Movies

Indiana Jones Trilogy- Dum da dum dum, dum da dum....
Ferris Bueller's Day Off- A classic, plain and simple...if you haven't seen it, "I highly suggest it. It is so choice."
The Rundown- Action and comedy rolled into one...and you gotta love Christopher Walken
Music and Lyrics- Gotta a soft spot for this one...music, comedy, and, eh-hem, rommance.
Jurassic Park- Dinosaurs!
Blast from the Past- Hilarious, plain and simple.
Batman Begins- such a great reboot of the hero, and The Dark Knight was incredible.

Favorite TV Shows

24- Jack Bauer kicks butt.
~~Lost- an awesome show with intriguing characters, and awesome storyline, and just all around coolness.~~ No longer enjoy it.
Seinfeld- a classic TV show that takes place in New York, one of my favorite places.
Family Guy- just genious. Anyone seen Blue Harvest??
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack--lol

Favorite Games (non-Star Wars)

The Ace Combat series- fun flight simulator.
The Command and Conquer series- fun strategy game.
Mercenaries- awesome "destroy everything you can for money" game.
Not really much of a gamer, unless it's Star Wars games I guess.

Quotes and Opinions

This is my guitar. She doesn't look like much, but she's got it where it counts (awesome distortion!)

Quotes I Like

"We ain't got time to bleed..."

―RC-1207^[src]

No time to sit around wasting time in life. If you're bleeding, carry on (unless there's a very strong chance of death, then take a short break. Don't wanna die prematurely, now do we?)

Scorch: "I think Sev might have an anger problem."

Sev: "I think you have an intelligence problem."

―RC-1262 and RC-1207^[src]

All I can say: Scorch is like my little brother. Need I go on?

"Is it just me, or are these Rodians kind of creepy?"

―Unknown mercenary^[src]

All I can say: It's so true!!

"There are three kinds of dress clothing. The kind that offends the wearer, the kind that offends the viewers, and the kind that offends everybody. I'm going for the third type. Fair is fair."

― Derek Klivian commenting on his choice of attire for a court dinner with the perator of Cartann

All I can say...again: It's so true!!!

"Your ability to talk people into wanting to kill you borders on some kind of Jedi thing, you know that?"

―Derek Klivian to Wes Janson^[src]

I have this rare ability. Is it a skill I'm proud of? Not particularaly. Is it one I find amusing? Oh, most definitely!

"Your overconfidence is your weakness."

―Luke Skywalker to Palpatine^[src]

"Great...don't get cocky."

―Han Solo to Luke Skywalker^[src]

"There's always a bigger fish."

―Qui-Gon Jinn^[src]

Don't ever think too much of yourself, think that you've got it all, or think you're the best. Chances are you're not.

Opinions

Triple Zero had too many acronyms and all around gibberish that I felt didn't need to be in there. It was an awesome book all around, but seriously: RPC, MRU? Was that really necessary? It seemed to me that it was just in there to add more pages. I don't know, that's just my opinion. A good book, though, all of them, really.

File:JarJarBeatin.jpg

I...hate...JarJar.

I only have 2 complaints regarding the movies, and these are just my opinions and what's done is done, so it doesn't really matter. I don't have a say, so I shouldn't complain. Yet, here they are:

HAN SHOOTS FIRST!!!!

JarJar SUCKS!! I don't like him. Episode 1 was great, but JarJar killed it. He should've been killed off. Maybe he'll be killed off in the show? One can only hope. (Look to the right for a graphic representation of what I wish to do to JarJar.)

...Now back to happiness...

Ewoks are awesome and cuddly, and I like them a lot. Wicket is cool.

George Lucas is a genius. Despite JarJar, we can't be bash him. Without him, this website wouldn't even exist. Show some respect, ye nay-sayers!

So what if George Lucas puts his family, friends, and crew in the movie. GET OVER IT!! Jeez, the things some people come up with to point fingers at is RIDICULOUS!

Furthermore, George Lucas created the blasted universe, so why the heck shouldn't he have a say in what happens in his universe. HE CREATED IT, HE OWNS IT!! Oh, boo-frickin' who...get over it.

As a Part of My Crusade...

If you answered Yes!! to the above question, copy this userbox and place it on your page! Wear it with pride!!

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is in fact a member of [[Omega Squad]].}}

Copy this text and paste it on your page to get this:

This user knows this is not clone commando Boss but is in fact a member of Omega Squad.

LtCol. JuiceStain 376 edits since April 20, 2007