Contents 1 What sort of shopping would exist on the Death Star? 2 Other Fun Things 2.1 Wooktionary 2.2 The FD-35 Refresher Droid 3 Riff's Happy Caption Section

What sort of shopping would exist on the Death Star?Edit

Imperial Shopping Centers

• IMP - for the fashionable Imperial
• Old Imperial Navy - for the trendy Imperial
• JCPalpatine's - for the formal Imperial
• Baddy's - for the casual Imperial
• TIEsRUs - for the little Imperial
• Wilhuff'n'stuff - for the addicted Imperial
• Tagge-it - for the thrifty Imperial
• Kohl's - for the affirmative Imperial

Imperial Restaurants

• DeathStarbucks - try the Jabbachino
• Nerfburger King - straight from Alderaan burned to a crisp
• Krake's Fried Chubas (KFC) - they're still moving so you gotta eat them quick

Imperial Products

• Moff drops - Given to those with sore throats after being severely choked by Darth Vader

Other Fun ThingsEdit

• Uncyclopedia's article on Wookieepedia
• Earth

WooktionaryEdit

This is a list of phrases and slang used by Wookieepedians.

• Anon: n. slang. anonymous user, not meant to be taken as an insult towards said user.
• Banninate: v. slang. To ban severely, in same context as "burninate those poor peasants!".
• Cabal: This is just an imaginary concept.
• Disambigging: v. slang. To create a disambiguation page. [etymology: Azizlight]
• Great Lucascruft Purge: n. Event instrumental in the wave of attention to the Wookieepedia in the beginning of its formation. Name created for dramatic effect important to hiring new contributors.
• IP: n. abbrv. another term for anon. Also could refer to any incidence of an user leaving IRC for the bathroom.
• IRC: n. abbrv. the Wikia form of a chatroom, usually reserved for the Cabal, which does not exist. Also location of many site changes without documentation on the wiki.
• IU: n. abbrv. In-Universe, essentially everything in the galaxy
• Noobish: n. slang. Nonsense language or text created by a newbie. See also noob.
• OOU: n. abbrv. Out-Of-Universe, essentially everything outside the galaxy.
• Per: v?. In reference to, in agreement with. Used primarily in voting procedures
• Rvted: v. abbrv. Also rvtd. A revert.
• Stubbish: n. slang. Very short articles. Stubs.
• Vandal scum: n. slang. Insult for vandal, comparable to the quote "Rebel Scum" by the great Lieutenant Renz.
• X-Fan: n. slang. Refers to any user that places "fan" in their name. Usually a disruptive user. See also KFanII and Quinlanfan.

The FD-35 Refresher DroidEdit

• Collaboration with Erik Pflueger and Graestan.

• The FD-35 Refresher Droid was the latest in refresher droid technology. It was equipped with a HAL-like eye but similar to the TT-8L gatekeeper droid at Jabba's Palace. Its various features included the Puff of Air mode and other devices in cases of dexterior problems. When a being flushed, it played "Let the Sunshine In".

Riff's Happy Caption SectionEdit

Stolen idea from the other multiple Wookieecomedians: