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A shameless copy of Gonk's caption page. My General Gogol to his M.

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[edit] Nas Choka

"And now, ladies and certain Mandalorians...Nas Choka: The Stripper.

[edit] Mara Jade

"Who threw that?"

[edit] Borsk Fey'lya

"Stand back! I get especially dangerous when I'm performing political maneuvers."

[edit] Hohass Ekwesh

This actually speaks for itself.

[edit] Jacen Solo

"Here are my genitals, please kick them."


[edit] Orman Tagge

"Aw, shit! Not the belt, you sandy-haired bitch! Anything but the belt! You, with your kriffing Gortex jacket and your tie-dye jeans! You wouldn't know fashion if it murdered your future wife and became Chief of State!"

[edit] Darth Crate

"That's right! 19 BBY - 130 ABY means spit. Spit!"


[edit] Redd Wessel

"Dude...who are you talking to...me, or that pole? Cause...you're kinda looking at me with one eye, and...yeah."

[edit] Xandel Carivus

Oh, shit, he's going to slap me. Maybe if I dodge to the left...

[edit] Cay Qel-Droma

"Oh, look at this. Someone failed to clean up after their dog. That's fucking disgusting!" "Sure, yeah, you think you know someone. Stay in that pose for a tick..."

[edit] The Stranger

"Don't be afraid to try again, everyone goes south, every now and then, ooh-ooh..."

[edit] Kyle Katarn

He's Kyle Katarn. Of course he can walk into a clearly fatal lightsaber swing without attempting to defend himself. He's Kyle Katarn.