General truthsEdit

• If a duck sinks, it is not the water that is stupid.
• Life is the best school, but the tuition fee is very high.

My hobbiesEdit

• I enjoy unleashing my home-held, badly-fed rancor at anyone who dares oppose my views, ideas, and actions. One day, this rancor will be too fat to be able to move.
• I tried pouring coffee into cola and added some sault to it. For two days, I womitted.
• I admire my enormous amount of edits sometimes. I make a screenshot of "recent changes" windows and put them on my desktop as a background. More often than not, I decide to change to something that makes more sense.
• I have a truck of bazookas in my garage. If a police comes by, I keep refering to my right to privacy.
• When I have no more rockets for my bazooka—damn wranglings with the neighbors—I start sparing money and hire a Corellian gunship.
• If creativity, intelligence, and goodwill were to be measured in meters, I would be in the miles. The measure of modesty no longer concerns me.

QuotesEdit