'Cause I'm a low-down dirty copycat, here's Trak's Caption Page! Just like the others, it will (eventually) be chock fulla happy pic captions, bad puns, and other cheap jokes. Be warned, though. I can sometimes become very unfeminine and crass when I want to.

See also:

• Gonk's Happy Caption Page
• Enochf's Happy Caption Page
• JMAS's Happy Caption Page

Contents 1 The Pics and Captions 1.1 Pic 01 1.2 Pic 02 1.3 Pic 03 1.4 Pic 04 1.5 Pic 05 1.6 Pic 06 1.7 Pic 07 1.8 Pic 08 1.9 Pic 09 1.10 Pic 10 1.11 Pic 11 1.12 Pic 12 1.13 Pic 13 1.14 Pic 14 1.15 Pic 15 1.16 Pic 16 1.17 Pic 17 1.18 Pic 18 1.19 Pic 19 1.20 Pic 20 1.21 Pic 21 1.22 Pic 22 1.23 Pic 23 1.24 Pic 24 1.25 Pic 25

The Pics and CaptionsEdit

Pic 01Edit

To her horror, the insides of Celeste's intestines suddenly developed taste buds.

Pic 02Edit

It was not how casual Dooku was that bothered Quinlan,
it was that strange sound the head made as it was severed from the body...

Pic 03Edit

"What's wrong, Celeste? You look constipated..."

Pic 04Edit

"You've reached Gardulla the Hutt's deck. The fat slug is too busy
getting its ugly ass fawned over to bother with the likes of you.
May I take a message?"

Pic 05Edit

"A five?! That's all you're putting in my g-string, you cheap bastard?!!
My implants are worth more than that!"

Pic 06Edit

"I move... for no man."

Pic 07Edit

This is just plain wrong...

Pic 08Edit

"P-chew! P-chew! Gotcha..."

Pic 09Edit

"Don't you want me, baby? I got butterscotch!"

Pic 10Edit

"Yeah, I'm looking for Solo— HELLOOOOOOOOO NURSE!"

Pic 11Edit

"Sometimes... I whittles the future..."

Pic 12Edit

*WHACK!*
"AAAH! My sinuses! They won't stop draining! THEY WON'T STOP DRAINING!"

Pic 13Edit

o/` "Oh he's half the man he used to be..."
"Leprosy came suddenly..." o/`
Tip o' the hat to Graestan.

Pic 14Edit

"My nosehairs... let me show you them."

Pic 15Edit

"Vith mein army of robots at mein side, zat Mega-dveeb vill never know vhat hit him!"

Pic 16Edit

After smashing her face into the curb during a skateboarding accident,
Ventress was forced to give up her modeling career.

Pic 17Edit

"Im-ho-tep... Im-ho-tep... Im-ho-tep... Im-ho-tep..."

Pic 18Edit

Onaconda Farr comes to the sad realization that
no one likes his and Silood's trophy room.

Pic 19Edit

"Ho hum... Another day, another hssiss to fight..."

Pic 20Edit

"Guh-HYUK!"

Pic 21Edit

o/` "I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse!" o/`

Pic 22Edit

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome my shirt is!"

Pic 23Edit

o/` "My mom loves me
She loves me a bunch
Because she always puts Skippy
In my lunch!" o/`

Pic 24Edit

"And what is this? 'Hutts and Butts'? Really??"

With apologies to RF.

Pic 25Edit

"I'm telling you; it's this big!"