User:Trak Nar/Trak's Caption Page

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'Cause I'm a low-down dirty copycat, here's Trak's Caption Page! Just like the others, it will (eventually) be chock fulla happy pic captions, bad puns, and other cheap jokes. Be warned, though. I can sometimes become very unfeminine and crass when I want to.

See also:

• Gonk's Happy Caption Page
• Enochf's Happy Caption Page
• JMAS's Happy Caption Page

Contents 1 The Pics and Captions 1.1 Pic 01 1.2 Pic 02 1.3 Pic 03 1.4 Pic 04 1.5 Pic 05 1.6 Pic 06 1.7 Pic 07 1.8 Pic 08 1.9 Pic 09 1.10 Pic 10 1.11 Pic 11 1.12 Pic 12 1.13 Pic 13 1.14 Pic 14 1.15 Pic 15 1.16 Pic 16 1.17 Pic 17 1.18 Pic 18

[edit] The Pics and Captions

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To her horror, the insides of Celeste's intestines suddenly developed taste buds.

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It was not how casual Dooku was that bothered Quinlan,
it was that strange sound the head made as it was severed from the body...

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"What's wrong, Celeste? You look constipated..."

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"You've reached Gardulla the Hutt's deck. The fat slug is too busy
getting its ugly ass fawned over to bother with the likes of you.
May I take a message?"

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"A five?! That's all you're putting in my g-string, you cheap bastard?!!
My implants are worth more than that!"

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"I move... for no man."

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This is just plain wrong...

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"P-chew! P-chew! Gotcha..."

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"Don't you want me, baby? I got butterscotch!"

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"Yeah, I'm looking for Solo— HELLOOOOOOOOO NURSE!"

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"Sometimes... I whittles the future..."

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*WHACK!*
"AAAH! My sinuses! They won't stop draining! THEY WON'T STOP DRAINING!"

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o/` "Oh he's half the man he used to be..."
"Leprosy came suddenly..." o/`
Tip o' the hat to Graestan.

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"My nosehairs... let me show you them."

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"Vith mein army of robots at mein side, zat Mega-dveeb vill never know vhat hit him!"

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After smashing her face into the curb during a skateboarding accident,
Ventress was forced to give up her modeling career.

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"Im-ho-tep... Im-ho-tep... Im-ho-tep... Im-ho-tep..."

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Onaconda Farr comes to the sad realization that
no one likes his and Silood's trophy room.