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'Cause I'm a low-down dirty copycat, here's Trak's Caption Page! Just like the others, it will (eventually) be chock fulla happy pic captions, bad puns, and other cheap jokes. Be warned, though. I can sometimes become very unfeminine and crass when I want to.

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The Pics and CaptionsEdit

Pic 01Edit

Celeste Morne

To her horror, the insides of Celeste's intestines suddenly developed taste buds.

Pic 02Edit

Cw vol4 04

It was not how casual Dooku was that bothered Quinlan,
it was that strange sound the head made as it was severed from the body...

Pic 03Edit

GryphCelesteMorne

"What's wrong, Celeste? You look constipated..."

Pic 04Edit

Gardulla Desert

"You've reached Gardulla the Hutt's deck. The fat slug is too busy
getting its ugly ass fawned over to bother with the likes of you.
May I take a message?"

Pic 05Edit

TwirlingTwilek

"A five?! That's all you're putting in my g-string, you cheap bastard?!!
My implants are worth more than that!"

Pic 06Edit

Hutt Armor

"I move... for no man."

Pic 07Edit

Thanu

This is just plain wrong...

Pic 08Edit

Fallann Hyper-Rifle

"P-chew! P-chew! Gotcha..."

Pic 09Edit

Oolak Goyl

"Don't you want me, baby? I got butterscotch!"

Pic 10Edit

NimaMaas

"Yeah, I'm looking for Solo— HELLOOOOOOOOO NURSE!"

Pic 11Edit

GreedoWhittling

"Sometimes... I whittles the future..."

Pic 12Edit

Ulicqeldromaversuscay

*WHACK!*
"AAAH! My sinuses! They won't stop draining! THEY WON'T STOP DRAINING!"

Pic 13Edit

Flim

o/` "Oh he's half the man he used to be..."
"Leprosy came suddenly..." o/`
Tip o' the hat to Graestan.

Pic 14Edit

TorgoTahn

"My nosehairs... let me show you them."

Pic 15Edit

MadelWharen

"Vith mein army of robots at mein side, zat Mega-dveeb vill never know vhat hit him!"

Pic 16Edit

HepburnVentress

After smashing her face into the curb during a skateboarding accident,
Ventress was forced to give up her modeling career.

Pic 17Edit

Enu

"Im-ho-tep... Im-ho-tep... Im-ho-tep... Im-ho-tep..."

Pic 18Edit

CuteOno2

Onaconda Farr comes to the sad realization that
no one likes his and Silood's trophy room.

Pic 19Edit

Sylvarhssiss

"Ho hum... Another day, another hssiss to fight..."

Pic 20Edit

CarthTeeth-K1

"Guh-HYUK!"

Pic 21Edit

Gaen Drommel

o/` "I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse!" o/`

Pic 22Edit

SullustanTourist

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome my shirt is!"

Pic 23Edit

Tar Monevv

o/` "My mom loves me
She loves me a bunch
Because she always puts Skippy
In my lunch!" o/`

Pic 24Edit

DookuLoathsom-TCWCG

"And what is this? 'Hutts and Butts'? Really??"

Pic 25Edit

CMOI

"I'm telling you; it's this big!"

Pic 26Edit

I'llNeverTell

"Please turn off that red light... I have an awful hangover..."

Pic 27Edit

Xenon Nnaksta AJ6

"DO YOU SPINELESS PUKES HAVE THE KRIFFIN' GUTS TO MAKE IT IN MY CORPS?!!
I WILL CHEW YOU UP, SPIT YOU OUT, AND PISS ON YOUR MANGLED CARCASS IF YOU DON'T
DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!"

Pic 28Edit

Lin-TOR2

"Oh, my little video game boobs will never be as big as those comic book girls!"
Courtesy of Darth Culator.

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