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I exported this from my talk page on the Disney Channel Wiki before they deleted it. Humor like this should be preserved for posterity.

Contents 1 Unintentional hilarity 1.1 No Warning 1.2 Unblock me! 1.3 Look 1.4 Not a Meatpuppet 1.5 Responding to my message on Wookieepedia 1.6 Peace offering 1.7 Penultimate fail 1.8 The end

Unintentional hilarity

I am not sure if you can see this, but if you get this message, Darth Culator, I'd like to talk to you about your behavior. Now, its bad enough that you blocked me for an accident, but you have blocked two innocent people. Grievousrocks68 and dcwiki24. Grievous rocks talked to me and he said (and I am using his exact words), "No, I have not been warned. Not realy. I was just speaking the truth!" Dcwiki said, "you need to learn some manners!" They are both right. First of all, Dcwiki and I live in the same town. We're best friends. That's why we have the same IP address. He lives in the same neighborhood I do. Now, as for what he said, he is right. You do need to learn some manners. You have been very, very rude to many. User:Seymour32 said that you are not the nicest administrator. Administrators need compassion and understanding. They need to be nice to people. You are not nice. It is time you are taught some manners and how to be nice. I have reported you to wikia because of your rudeness. Please reply. Also, before you do anything stupid, please read The Rules. -- Presidant Pirakafreak24 ( Talk to The Presidant of the United States! ) I feel the Power! 19:51, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

No Warning

Actually, you gave me no warning. No message or anything. You just blocked me, and you didn't put a message saying I was blocked or anything. Pirakafreak is right. You need to learn how to be nice.Grievousrocks68 22:14, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Way to tell him Grievous!Dcwiki24 22:17, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Unblock me!

You had no right to block me! I didn't do anything! I have the same IP address as Pirakafreak because I live in the same town as him, causing the same geographical location. I demand that you unblock me! I didn't do anything!Dcwiki24 22:17, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Look

Look, now I know you probobly don't want to talk about this here, but you need to know that you have been very rude and many have called you rude. Not just us, and sice we're blocked on Wookieepedia, this is the only place we can talk. Also, just so you know, you can't extend DCWIKI's or Grievous' block on wookieepedia because this situation isn't on Wookieepedia. You can't block us anymore there for actions here.-- Presidant Pirakafreak24 ( Talk to The Presidant of the United States! ) I feel the Power! 18:10, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Not a Meatpuppet

I am not a meat puppet of Pirakafreak24's! That's very mean. He is my friend. That's all. I didn't do anything that concerned him on Wookieepedia at all!Dcwiki24 00:39, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

Responding to my message on Wookieepedia

Darth culator, You are being very rude. I wish Wikia could do something about you anf your behavior. I don't care if you can't respond here. I honestly don't care. Heck, at least I'm honest. Its all about Karma. I do good things (I help make the internet a better place for children), good things happen to me. You do bad things (being rude; blocking innocent people like DCWIKI), bad things happen to you. This is not a threat, so don't going crying to Uberfuzzy saying "Grievousrocks68 threatened me!" You'd just better watch it, because some day, when the people have finally had it with you, they'll ban together, and teach you a lesson in kindness. Dcwiki and I are no sockpuppets of Pirakafreak. We were told about wikia by him. We come here. We defend him, and you block us. Just let it be known, that someday, the good people of wookieepedia will have had it. They will come against you. You will finally get what you deserve. I tell you now, being mean won't help you in the real world. You will be beaten in school for being mean. I've seen it happen. So has Pirakafreak. So has DCWIKI. I demand right now that you unblock us, because we did nothing wrong. Only Pirakafreak accidentally broke the signature policy again. We tried to be nice to you and make you listen to reason, but you have shut us out. You have blocked me forever on wookieepedia when I was only supposed to be blocked for a month. You blocked me there for something here. Admins give warnings, not just block. Pirakafreak, dcwiki, and I came to help make wikia a better place for kids. You are not helping that one little bit. You are a jerk. I suggest you fix your mistakes.Grievousrocks68 00:09, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

• Okay, I wasn't going to get involved again, but seriously, drop it. Most Wookieepedians like Culator. He's usually respectful as long as we respect him. Telling him he should get beat up in school is not a respectful thing. Besides, he's not a child. No school bully is gonna beat him up by the flagpole or something. He's a mature adult, and you should follow his lead and grow up. And if you've seen kids beat up in school over a wiki, or because they were mean...well...society is doomed then. Dr.Kermit^{(The Doctor is in)} 06:26, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
  • I never said he would. I said if he treats people like that at school, he'd get beat up. Dr. Kermit, he needs to learn that actions have consequences, and he needs to learn from his mistakes. Plus he blocked me perminantly for no reason!Grievousrocks68 22:56, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

Peace offering

Ok, Darth Culator, I, Pirakafreak24, am offering a peace treaty between you, DCWIKI24, Grievousrocks68, and I, that is to say if the others agree. Here's the deal. You block me and my friends for however long that you want (not perminantly). One month, three months....and when my friends and I get unblocked, we don't desturb you, we don't break any rules, and it'll be like we don't exist to you. Now, I am sorry for everything that has been said here. I'm a little stressed. I regret my friends saying what they said. I'm sorry. Please consider the treaty. Thanks-- Pirakafreak24 ( Talk ) Happy Holidays! 23:13, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

I agree Pirakafreak. I'm sorry for what I said, but you realy did block me for no reason.Dcwiki24 00:21, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

I agree to. I'm willing to end it if you are.Grievousrocks68 01:16, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

I haven't gotten a response guys. Darth Culator, I'm offering a peace treaty to end it all.-- Boltfan24 ( Talk ) I'm going to go see BOLT This week! 22:40, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

Darth Culator, please come to Disney Channel wiki. We need to talk about this.-- Boltfan24 ( Talk ) I'm going to go see BOLT This week! 02:29, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Penultimate fail

Darth Culator. I know that you do not want to respond, and I understand. If someone made me mad, I wouldn't want to respond either. I understand how you feel, but if you could please just listen.

First of all, I am sorry for contacting you on a wikia you haven't contributed on. I know that that must make you pretty mad.

Secondly, I am sorry for the way me and my friends treated you, but you have to believe me when I say that they are my friends from school and they had no intentions in being part of this.

Naturally, when a someone sees a friend in trouble, they tend to help that person. I do admit, that I was encouraging them a little bit, because they were only trying to help me. In my defense, you blocked me for eternity, just because I accidentally violated the signature policy again. it was a mistake. You see, I am so used to typing "~~~~" that I accidentally typed it on that talkpage. And when you blocked me for an accident, I emailed you, hoping to contact you in some way to tell you that it was a mistake.

Then, my friends, being great friends as they are, were trying to help me out of the situation. Dcwiki24 was blocked for no reason realy. You thought he was my sock. He is a friend, but when he and grievousrocks68 arrived on wikia, they didn't expect to see me in trouble, so they helped like any loyal friends.

Now DCWIKI24, you may have noticed, has a little bit of a temper. I am sorry for his rudeness to you. I am sorry. I am truely, deeply sorry.

So, I am offering a peace treaty between you, me and my friends. We, me and my now inactive friends, promise to never bug you again or intenionaly violate the rules again on wookieepedia if you, Darth Culator, promise to at least unblock us infinately (you can block us for three months or whatever your intentions. But keep in mind, that you can't block us for what has happened here at DCWIKI, becuase this didn't happen on wookieepedia). So, do we have an agreement. We can negotiate as much as you like, just as long as me and my friends are back.--Pirakafreak24 DCWIKI 22:56, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

The end

That's it Darth. I'm not going to take it anymore. I'm never, ever, ever coming back to Wookieepeida. I saw what you told that annonymous user. Admins should be kind and nice. Set an example. Forget it. I'm deleting this page in a few days. I'm done with you.--Pirakafreak24 DCWIKI 00:54, 30 January 2009 (UTC)