Wookieepedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Collection1
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There isn't enough material for a normal BJAODN, so I'll just post deleted nonsense here. Maybe someday it will grow large enough...
[edit] Initial revision of Second Battle of Onderon (Onderon Civil War)
shit happened and dudes died
[edit] The Sun Saber
The Sun Saber is a 20 bladed light saber forged by Dark lords of the Sith.
[edit] Drake Zanzubar
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| Drake Zanzubar | |
|---|---|
| Homeworld | Telos |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | unknown |
| Hair Color | Bald |
| Eye Color | brown |
| Affiliation | Jedi, Galactic Republic, Sith, Sith Empire, Confederacy of Independent Systems, Galactic Empire |
Drake Zanzubar was born during the time of the Sith Empire and was an Jedi Master then died during the Jedi Civil War but then was reserected by the Sith Lord Darth prometheus shortly after the battle on Telos and he turned to the Dark Side and became Darth Kronos and they reserected seven other Dark Lords during the Sith Lords and made the new Sith Empire and then died again and was reborn again turing the Clone Wars and joind the Sepratist's army and then died at the blade of Anakin's lightsaber and the was reborn again and joined the Galactic empire
[edit] From Wookieepedia:Votes for deletion/Liberator-class Star Frigate
- do not delete just click on the liberator-class cruiser on http://members.optusnet.com.au/sjstace/darkera/404.htm and can some one put the eclipse class corvette on the web site
[edit] Original version of quad laser cannon
They're laser cannons. And there's probably four of them.
[edit] Victory on Coruscant
After the Battle of Coruscant and the legendary actions of the "Hero with No Fear", Anakin Skywalker, a mood of paranoia and low morale began to grip the vulnerable Republic Capital and its protectorate planets. To combat this negative outcome, the Department Of Homeworld Security suggested a celebratory event in light of the GAR's latest victory. The affair's planning and logistics responsibility was given to a famous local event liason.
Under the guise of a Troop Morale Parade and Concert, the highly anticipated event was to be broadcast from the deck of the Venator Attack Crusier "Victory" throughout the galaxy.
In light of the party's theme of "Those who give there lives", the Jedi Order was requested to provide any form of entertaining presentation that would represent "Jedi Culture". In a surprising and lighthearted move, several members of the Jedi Council volunteered to perform. In a fit of propagandist genius and luck, a member of the party liason, namely Wan Vilde Noldyan, recognized the Jedi's Poster Boy, Anakin Skywalker, to be proficient in singing(Apparent during the Ansionian conflict) before the war. And so insisted his performance with his compatriots. With this announcement, the Jedi Concert was made the main highlight of the event.
With the acrobatic skills of Jedi Grand Master Yoda on Drums, the aggressive yet multihanded dexterity of Jedi Master Mace Windu on Bass, The Soresu art guiding Jedi Master Obiwan Kenobi's use of the Power Guitar, and finally Jedi Knight Serra Keto and her former youngling clan using ancient Jedi flow techniques as backup dancers and singers.
In front of an audience of clonetroopers and the galaxy at large the festivities began. During the Jedi presentation Holonet Ratings went through the roof, unbeaten until the Union of Luke and Mara Skywalker. Due mostly to mixure of Jedi Wizardy and Clone Action viewed during the concert. Unbeknownst to the rest of the galaxy, the highly charged event was all real and that there was an attempted assassination attempt on Jedi Skywalker. The clone seen shooting at Anakin Skywalker was in fact identified as an concealed assassin droid. All of which was found to be the fault of the local liason's lax security deployment. Unwilling to let a joyous and morale boosting event be spoiled by such a treacherous act, Skywalker disabled the assassin with style and rhythm in accordance with his preformance, so as not to alarm the general public.
[edit] Big Breast
Many characters in the Star Wars universe were said to have oversized breast. Breast were usually not supported if you were royalty. Eventually people like Padme and Mara Jade liked support.
The Republic and Empire had a cup size similiar to ours. A,B,C,D,DD. Mara Jade had a D breast while Padme had B breast.
[edit] Anakin's Knighting
- The article deserves representing it in its entirety, along with the VFD template. - Sikon [Talk] 11:25, 24 Oct 2005 (UTC)
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This is the time when Anakin Skywalker was named a jedi knight in front of the Jedi Council.
[edit] My Mom
My Mom was a wicked sith lord who tried to kill her two sweet children. In the end she shot by her youngest diahrrea.
[edit] Darth Poop
Darth Poop (Aka, Mr. Gayboy Fartimus) was a legendary Sith Master, and Eating Competitor. He ate Lightsabers, and eventually turned into a huge sphere like lightsaber, wielded by Darth Bitch, AKA Chop Suey Turnoff Light, anothere cunty Sith Lord.
[edit] From Sifo-Dyas
When idiot Kenobi traveled to Kamino to investigate the source of the dart that silenced Zam Wesell, Padmé's attempted killer, the Kaminoan prime minister Lama Su informed Obi Wan that Sifo-Dyas had ordered the creation of a clone army on Kamino to help the Galactic Republic. The Jedi Council was not aware of the order until Kenobi informed them of it after he met with the Kaminoans.
In 22 BBY,dumb Sifo-Dyas' army was eventually revealed and used at the behest of the Galactic Republic. Three years later, Sifo-Dyas' army would be later used in the fight against the stupid Jedi when they were issued Order 66.
[edit] From Jedi Knight
The Master heading the knighting ceremony said this formula:
- "Step forward, Acolyte. [Name of Acolyte], by the right of the Council, by the will of the Force, dub thee I do, Sith Lord of the Empire."
[edit] ? BBY
Somewhere, something happened at some point in time.
[edit] From Rukil
Rukil (4,056 BBY - 3,956 BBY) was a male human Twi'lek whom lived in the Undercity of Taris.
[edit] From 20,000 BBY
If you are reading this you are most likely a star wars nerd theres nothing wrong with this except for the fact you will never get a date ...
[edit] Vandalized Main Page
This page has been vandalized by Commander Darth Voltron of the Grand Army of SuperShadow, the lord of Star Wars.
[edit] From Talk:Aayla Secura
doesn't that picture look like kit is makin out with aylla? I mean why would'nt he she's got hot tits and she is sexy! 69.26.107.174
- Errr.... KEJ 12:05, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
- Well, I guess this is what happens when you let anyone say anything. Take the good with the bad. -- AdmThrawn --
- Someone delete this comment! --Master Starkeiller 12:12, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
- There is a lesson to be learned here... never let your A99 aquata breather out of your sight!!! Just look at his cheeky grin; how could anybody in the galaxy trust Kit Fisto... his name doesn't help either --Azizlight 12:15, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
- Someone delete this comment! --Master Starkeiller 12:12, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
- Well, I guess this is what happens when you let anyone say anything. Take the good with the bad. -- AdmThrawn --
- Now I understand why they only want talk pages to talk about the article itself. -- SFH 19:28, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
who is this guy? 69.26.107.174
- The guy who commented on Aayla's attributes? Oh, I believe that was you. KEJ 08:11, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
[edit] From Ratrin Vhek
[edit] From Canderous Ordo
Later pepole discovered canderous's real name: Canderous Fett He had a son named jango. he asked Jaster Mereel to watch out for his son (before the battle of talravin) During this battle canderous was decapitated by a jedi named zizor prince xizor's brother.
[edit] From Card sleeves
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Small pieces of plastic used for the purpose of protecting one's cards from the harsh "real-world" environment. Most are monochromic. Popular colors include blue, black, red, silver, or perhaps green. Some even have freakin' sweet pictures, like of dragons burning stuff. If you even attempt to use clear sleeves at a SWCCG Player's Committee sanctioned event the PC claims no responsibility for what may happen to your physical person during the course of the tournament.
[edit] From Main Page
[edit] From Panaka
... Unfortunately, the death of Palpatine during the Battle of Endor ended up ruining Panaka's life.
Without the Emperor's favor to keep him in power, Panaka fell victim to the racist policies that were commonplace in the Empire, policies which discriminated not only against non-humans, but against humans with dark skin as well. As a result, Panaka was sold into slavery and sent to work on one of Naboo's plantations, where he was forced to pick cotton for 20 hours a day with minimal food and rest and was whipped and beaten on a frequent basis.
When Naboo joined the New Republic, Panaka was freed from slavery. The aged Panaka, weary and bitter from having spent so many years as a slave, departed from Naboo to settle down on the distant planet of Cathal with his four children, Kareem, Harold, Lindsley, and Panaka II. There, he started a farm where he grew Boomerowr, which is a type of plant that continues growing even after you pick it. When he was 90 years old, he created a pair of mechanical wings designed to allow humans to fly and survive in the vacuum of space without air. Taking several high-powered blaster rifles with him, Panaka attached the wings to his own body and went on a mission to explore outer space.
While in space, Panaka encountered N-K Necrosis, a droid made from the remains of General Grievous, and decided to attacked Necrosis, despite the fact that the droid possessed all the physical capabilities of the original Grievous and was armed with several lightsabers. Following a fierce one-on-one space battle, Panaka destroyed Necrosis once and for all, blasting the droid to pieces with his rifles and then taking the droid's remains and throwing them into a nearby star. Following that encounter, Panaka flew into the depths of space forever, never to be seen again.
