Yoda: [rectory droid takes Yoda's bowl] "Stop! Stop! Eating this, I am!"
Droid: "This bowl contains a substance my sensors cannot identify as food. Please wait here, and I will bring you one of today's specials."
Yoda: [grabs edge of bowl] "Ignorant machine! Not on menu, my food ever is. Made special for me, was this!"
Droid: [starts tug-of-war over bowl] "Preliminary readings cannot confirm the edibility of the contents of this bowl. Please wait here, and I will bring you one of today's specials."
Yoda: [whaps droid with cane] "Back! Mine! Go away!"
Droid: "You are bound to enjoy today's special. Baked dru'un slices in fish sauce. Wait here, and I will bring you some." [Yoda hits droid again; tug-of-war results in bowl shattering and contents flying everywhere] [with satisfaction] "Oh, dear, a spill. Let me clean that up for you."
Yoda: "Bah! Droids!"
―A Jedi Temple rectory droid doesn't like Yoda's culinary preferences[src]


  1. A bit lengthy, but I find it hilarious all the way through. Master JonathanJedi Council Chambers Monday, May 23, 2011, 21:34 UTC
  2. Eh, we need quotes. Kilson(Let's have a chat) 02:18, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Heh. Jedi(s). Kreivi Wolter 06:22, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Clone Commander Lee Talk 18:14, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  5. "Mine! Mine"ChickenVhett CadesbloodybonesHypercomm 20:23, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Wow this why you need humans to do these jobs GTQ(Problems?) 00:40, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Third time's a charm for voting for this and not hitting an edit conflict... Trak Nar Ramble on 05:40, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
  8. We need a Jedi to come in and say "Droid, let him have it," or something like that idk XD. Pre-born Luke approved. JangFett (Talk) 05:43, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Tinwe(comlink) 12:00, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Marcheto 15:00, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
  11. IFYLOFD (Floyd's crib) 00:43, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  12. 1358 (Talk) 05:35, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  13. Yoda's best primordial action since ESB!—TK-999 Era-imp(Rise of the Empire) 16:15, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  14. …or before ESB, depending on your choice of IU or OOU chronology. QuiGonJinn Senate seal(Talk) 20:20, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  15. Darth Culator (Talk) 21:44, May 28, 2011 (UTC)



  • This was QOTD for 7/22/2007, so +15 required Enochf 03:08, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

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