Wookieepedia:Quote of the Day/Archive

2JTJ: "Master Tahl! Please slow down! I must assist!"

Tahl: "Get lost! I'm in a hurry!"

2JTJ: "I cannot get lost, sir. I'm a navigation droid."

—2JTJ and Tahl^[src]

3D-4X: "Your afternoon tea, sir."

Hekis: "Ah, thank you."

3D-4X: "Your afternoon reports, sir."

Hekis: "Ah, thank you."

3D-4X: "Your death, sir."

—3D-4X, disposing of Hekis Thun^[src]

8t88: "A man named Kyle Katarn will enter this bar in an hour or so. He has information that I want."

Boba Fett: "So? Ask him."

8t88: "He may not wish to tell me."

Boba Fett: "And that's where I come in?"

8t88: "Exactly."

Boba Fett: "I don't think so."
8t88: "Why not?"
Boba Fett: "Because I've heard of Katarn."

—8t88, attempting to hire Boba Fett^[src]

"It's a trap!"

―Admiral Ackbar^[src]

Beruss: "It seems Councilor Fey'lya is merely suggesting you fight fire with fire."

Ackbar: "I do not like fire analogies. As we say on Mon Calamari, Frolic in the surf and get drowned by the undertow."

―Admiral Ackbar, discussing tactics in how to take Coruscant^[src]

Ackbar: "Let me see if I've understood you correctly, Lieutenant. General Solo – posing as a stormtrooper – boarded an Imperial Star Destroyer, marched you and your group to the bridge and assumed command?"

Page: "No, sir. General Solo was wearing an Imperial general's uniform, not stormtrooper armor."

Mon Mothma: "A general. Naturally."

Han: "Hey, it fit, that's all!"

—Admiral Ackbar, Judder Page, Mon Mothma and Han Solo, at a meeting following Solo and Page's capture of the Accuser^[src]

"May the Force be with us."

―Admiral Ackbar^[src]

"Beware of traps."

―Admiral Ackbar^[src]

Wedge: "It's been eight or nine years now that I've been fighting against the Empire. There were times I didn't think I was going to live another moment. I don't think I ever let myself dream I might survive this long, to see this sort of victory. This was always a goal, but now that it's here…I never really dared let myself look beyond the next battle, and now, it seems, there might truly be an end to the warfare. I don't know what I'll do with myself."

Ackbar: "Said like a man contemplating retirement."

Wedge: "Retirement? I'm not even thirty."

Ackbar: "Warfare is an occupation from which one can never retire too young, Commander."

―Wedge Antilles and Ackbar^[src]

Recruiting Major: "Admiral – there have to be standards—"

Ackbar: "Major, ask yourself how many of the everyday heroes of the Rebellion – not just the names everyone knows – would have qualified to fight for their freedom under your rules, and then ask yourself if that answer doesn't make you look just a bit like a dewback's cloaca."

―Admiral Ackbar reprimands a recruiting major on his recruitment rules^[src]

"It's a trap!"

―Admiral Ackbar, at the Battle of Endor — Listen (file info)^[src]

Ackbar: "Withdraw the B-wing fighters, all of them. Send them to fight the Star Destroyers. Leave the shipyards entirely undefended."

Leia: "Is that wise, Admiral?"

Ackbar: "No, it is a trap."

—Ackbar and Princess Leia, during the Battle of Calamari^[src]

Ackbar: "All craft, prepare to retreat."

Lando: "We won't get another chance at this, Admiral."

Ackbar: "We have no choice, General Calrissian! Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude!"

Lando: "Han will have that shield down. We've got to give him more time!"

―Admiral Ackbar and General Lando Calrissian after witnessing the Liberty's destruction by the Death Star II's superlaser at the Battle of Endor^[src]

Ackmena: "What'll it be?"

Krelman: "Hello, Ackmena."

Ackmena: "Okay, we'll do it your way. Hello. Now we'll do it my way. What'll it be?"

Krelman: "Can we talk?"

Ackmena: "Well, of course we can talk. We are talking. You're not ordering. I'm not pouring. We are not drinking. We are talking."

—Krelman and Ackmena^[src]

Adi Gallia: "You'd better hope they gave you deflector shields."

Grievous: "No. Just extra arms."

―Adi Gallia, to General Grievous, in combat before dying^[src]

«I notice that you are not heavily armed… or at least, not heavily armed, enough!»
―Adum Larp^[src]

MK-09: "So, Aeron, your friend Olin hasn't been around lately. Why?"

Aeron: "I didn't want to say, but he's – he's joined the Rebellion as a pilot."

MK-09: "Really? Wow! We should do that! I bet one of us could be the next Luke Skywalker!"

Aeron: "Who?"

―MK-09 and Aeron Azzameen^[src]

Ahlan: "There you are, Shen!"

Shen: "Father!"

Rahasia: "Mr. Matale!"
Nurik: "Rahasia!"
Rahasia: "Father!"
Shen: "Mr. Sandral!"
Ahlan: "Nurik!"
Nurik: "Ahlan!"

—Ahlan Matale, finding Shen and Rahasia^[src]

Cracken: "You're coming dangerously close to insubordination, General."

Wedge: "No, General. I'm not your subordinate. And what I'm coming dangerously close to is violence."

―Airen Cracken and Wedge Antilles^[src]

Alpha: "We could end this quickly, if you'd only listen to my advice."

Obi-Wan: "We are not assassinating every surviving political leader on this planet."

―Alpha and Obi-Wan Kenobi discuss options on Jabiim^[src]

Alpha: "Ah, the 'Padawan Pack' to the rescue. As if this mission wasn't dangerous enough already..."

Kass: "You're still broadcasting, clone."

Alpha: "I know."

—Alpha and Kass Tod, on Jabiim^[src]

Obi-Wan: "Anakin, please tell me this isn't another of your patented rescues where we'll require the whole Republic army to get safely away."

Anakin: "No, Master."

Alpha: "Come on, General. Three Jedi and an ARC Trooper against a band of bounty hunters? This is overkill as it is."

—Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker and Alpha-17^[src]

A-98: "Are you Jedi as good with blasters as you are with lightsabers?"

Obi-Wan: "Better. We only use lightsabers to make fights more equitable."

―Arc trooper A-98 and Obi-Wan Kenobi, on Ord Cestus^[src]

"From water we're born, in fire we die. We seed the stars."

―Alpha-98, about clone troopers^[src]

Anakin: "Let me explain something to you. My name is Anakin Solo, and this is my friend Tahiri Veila. We are Jedi Knights, some of the people you came here to betray to the Yuuzhan Vong. If you lie to us, we'll know it. If you try to keep something from us, we'll find it out. The only uncertain factor is how much we'll have to damage you to do so."

Remis Vehn: "They were right. You Jedi and your high-minded ideals — it's all smoke screen."

Anakin: "Next time I'm trying to capture children for Yuuzhan Vong sacrifices, I'll be sure to have a talk about 'high-minded ideals' with you."

—Anakin Solo, with Remis Vehn, trapped on Yavin 4^[src]

Corran: "Consider also that the odds this room is being monitored are extraordinarily high."

Anakin: "Since when did a Corellian ever care about odds?"

Corran: "Fine. No odds. They are listening to us. Count on it."

—Corran Horn with Anakin Solo, detained by the Givin^[src]

Anakin: "Do you think you can manage a hibernation trance? Our air will last a lot longer that way."

Tahiri: "I'm not sure. I've never done it."

Anakin: "I'll help. Just clear your mind—"

Tahiri: "Maybe you don't know very much about girls. You just kissed me, and now you want me to clear my mind? It's like there's a tribe of Ewoks dancing in there."

―Anakin Solo and Tahiri Veila^[src]

Anakin: "Remember to jump up just before we hit bottom."

Tahiri: "Somebody wasn't paying attention in physics lectures."

―Anakin Solo and Tahiri Veila, in a falling elevator^[src]

Vua: "Are we done with skulking? May we at last em­brace our foes?"

Anakin: "You embrace them. I'm going to knock them down. Your shapers want Jedi? One is coming to them."

―Vua Rapuung and Anakin Solo prepare to assault the Yuuzhan Vong's facility on Yavin^[src]

Corran: "Anakin, where is this jump taking us?"

Anakin: "You said Coreward."

Corran: "Tell me we aren't going to pop out in the Yag'Dhul system."

Anakin: "We aren't going to pop out in the Yag'Dhul system."

Corran: "Good."
Anakin: "We're going to come out really near it, though."
Corran: "Why you—"

—Corran Horn and Anakin Solo^[src]

Vua: "Shamed Ones are cursed by the gods. They work as slaves. They are not worth speaking of."

Anakin: "Cursed how?"

Vua: "When I say they are not worth speaking of, how do my words confuse you?"

—Vua Rapuung, sort of explaining the Yuuzhan Vong to Anakin Solo^[src]

Vua: "The shapers are a caste, the caste nearest the great god, Yun-Yuuzhan, who shaped the universe from his body. It is they who know the ways of life, who bend it to our needs."

Anakin: "Bioengineers? Scientists?"

Vua: "The tizowyrm that translates for me makes no sense from those words. I suspect they are obscene."

—Vua Rapuung, explaining the Yuuzhan Vong to Anakin Solo^[src]

Anakin: "Where did he go?"

Vua: "In the river."

Anakin: "You threw him in? Will he drown?"

Vua: "No. He is already dead."

Anakin: "You killed him?"

Vua: "A broken neck killed him."

—Vua Rapuung and Anakin Solo, after Vua killed a fisherman^[src]

"For want of a screw a droid was lost,
For want of a droid a sensor failed,
For want of a sensor a power cell died,
For want of a power cell a blaster malfunctioned,
For want of a blaster I captured Gavron Noff.
Data evaluation and conclusion: Gavron Noff screwed up..."

―Armx, epitaph for captured bounty^[src]

Ventress: "You're tenacious, Jedi. Dooku is right. You would be a valuable asset for the Confederacy. Let me save you. Take my hand..."

Obi-Wan: "Only with my lightsaber."

―Asajj Ventress and Obi-Wan Kenobi, on Queyta^[src]

Obi-Wan: "Ventress. And here I thought this mission would be unpleasant."

Ventress: "The pleasure's all mine, my dear Obi-Wan. I've missed you."

―Obi-Wan Kenobi and Asajj Ventress, encountering one another on Christophsis^[src]

Ventress: "I don't fear you, Jedi!"

Yoda: "Strong you are with the dark side, young one… but not that strong."

―Asajj Ventress and Yoda — Listen (file info)^[src]

«They told me he died in a quake... that a falling moon killed him. But, how can a quake kill a Wookiee warrior?! How can a mere moon be a match for my son?!»
―Attichitcuk, speaking on his son Chewbacca's death^[src]

Atton: "I don't like droids. They break. In the head."

T3-M4: "Dee-deeet."

Atton: "Well, whatever you call that thing on your...head."

—Atton Rand and T3-M4^[src]

Atton: "Find any emergency supplies?"

Exile: "Yes... and it looks like there's some clothes in here."

Atton: "Dammit! Uh, I mean, good, good to hear it. No sense in you running around half-naked. It's... it's distracting. I mean, for the droids."

—Atton Rand and Jedi Exile, on Peragus II^[src]

"Nothing will convince me the computer doesn't cheat."

―Atton Rand^[src]

Kreia: "I have had enough of this – I will be in my chambers."

Atton: "Yeah, me, too. I'll be in my chambers. But since I don't have any, I guess I'll just go to the cockpit like I always do."

―Kreia and Atton Rand^[src]

Atton: "Let me shoot him in the back. No one has to know."

Brianna: "Atton, restrain yourself. Besides, a blaster would be unnecessary when a nerve strike to his neck would incapacitate him painfully without inflicting any lasting harm."

Atton: "Point taken."

—Atton Rand and Brianna, encountering Ratrin Vhek on Nar Shaddaa^[src]

Mical: "Do you need a hand?"

Atton: "No, I don't. Go back to your training. I'll call you if I need someone useless."

―Disciple Mical and Atton Rand^[src]

Atton: "So, uh, how long have you been a Jedi? Must be tough, you know... no family, no husband..."

Exile: "No tougher than enduring your false sympathy while you're staring at my chest."

―Atton Rand and the Jedi Exile, at the Peragus Mining Facility^[src]

Phanan: "A holdout, sir. A laser scalpel. Hard to distinguish from a writing tool without close inspection…and up close, I'm pretty effective with it."

Repness: "I'd say so. Did you surrender this weapon to our guards before coming before me?"

Phanan: "What weapon, sir?"

Repness: "The laser scalpel."

Phanan: "Not a weapon, sir. It's a tool of medicine. I wasn't asked to turn over my bandages, bacta treatments, disinfectant sprays, or tranquilizers either, but I can kill a man with any of them, under the right circumstances."

—Ton Phanan and Atton Repness^[src]

Leia: "Your point?"

Aurra Sing: "Do I need to have a point?"

Han Solo: "Yeah. It helps move the conversation along."

—Leia Organa Solo, Aurra Sing and Han Solo, discussing Anakin Skywalker's victory in the Boonta Eve Classic^[src]

T1-N1: "Beep-bwip. Boop bop brank? Beep?"

B-4D4: "No, there is nothing preventing you from entering the main office and indiscriminately firing on Czerka personnel with your stun ray."

―T1-N1 and B-4D4^[src]

Qui-Gon: "I'm ambassador to the Supreme Chancellor. I'm taking these people to Coruscant."

Battle Droid: "Where are you taking them?"

Qui-Gon: "To Coruscant."

Battle Droid: "To Coruscant. Uh... that doesn't compute. Uh, wait, uh... you're under arrest!"

―Qui-Gon Jinn, confusing a battle droid^[src]

"Roger, Roger."

―Customary B1 battle droid acknowledgment^[src]

"Oh, gonk me."

―A B1 battle droid, noticing that a cannon shell in his arms was about to explode^[src]

"You stupid little astro droid!"

―B2 super battle droid, to R2-D2^[src]

Face: "Baljos, can't you fine-tune that sensor of yours to detect intelligent, unattached ladies between the ages of twenty and forty?"

Arnjak: "If I could, do you think I'd still be working as a scientist?"

―Garik "Face" Loran and Baljos Arnjak^[src]

Jusik: "Thank you for flying Jedi Air. Have a nice afternoon."

Sev: "You're all insane."

―Bardan Jusik and RC-1207, "Sev"^[src]

Jusik: "Any sign of what killed him, Scorch?"

Scorch: "Let's ask Sev. He's a dead-body-ologist." [arm falls off body]
Sev: "Yep, he's dead all right."

Scorch: "Sure you don't want a second opinion, Doc?"

—Bardan Jusik, RC-1262 and RC-1207^[src]

Barriss Offee: "How long were you unconscious?"

CT-914: "Thirteen seconds."

Barriss Offee: "And how do you know this?"

CT-914: "There's a chrono on the wall behind you."

―Barriss Offee and CT-914^[src]

Bassi: "I don't keep bargains with criminals!"

Lando: "Then why do you work for politicians?"

―Policewoman Bassi Vobah and Lando Calrissian^[src]

Bastila: "The fact that you are so strong in the Force and have had such relatively little training could have terrible consequences. For you, and for everyone around you."

Revan: "You could warn me when I do something bad. Blink once for dark side, twice for light."

―Bastila Shan, attempting to lecture Revan on the dangers of the dark side^[src]

Bastila: "On which planet were you born?"

Revan: "Kashyyyk. I'm a Wookiee. Can't you tell?"

―Bastila Shan and Revan^[src]

Bastila: "Don't worry, these are simple questions. Nothing too intrusive. First, what kind of background do you have?"

Revan: "I'm a Hutt in human form plotting to overthrow the Republic."

―Bastila Shan and Revan^[src]

Bastila: "It couldn't have been an easy task to find me there. Yet somehow you managed. You also avoided detection by the Sith, discovered I was a Vulkar prisoner, gained sponsorship for the race and became Taris swoop champion. That's quite a resume."

Revan: "And rescued the damsel in distress. Don't forget about that."

―Revan and Bastila Shan^[src]

Bastila: "My lightsaber was… misplaced. I couldn't find it after the crash. I looked everywhere in that pod. The Vulkars came and overwhelmed me even as I was searching for my weapon."

Carth: "Wait a minute, let me get this straight. You lost your lightsaber? Ha-ha! I mean, isn't that a violation of some kind of Jedi code or something?"

Revan: "Maybe losing lightsabers is a side-effect of her Battle Meditation."

—Bastila Shan, Carth Onasi and Revan^[src]

BD-8: "Survival rates decrease thirty-two percent for combatants firing in reaction."

Han Solo: "We're not shooting first. Just stand ready and look tough."

BD-8: "Look tough?"

—BD-8 and Han Solo^[src]

Luke: "Your feelings betray you, Ben."

Ben: "Betray me? Do they stab me in the back, or do they just give me a swift kick in the butt?"

―Luke and Ben Skywalker, on Endor^[src]

Ben: "Do you wax your beard?"

Harran: "I do not."

Ben: "It just seems very shiny. Do you oil it?"

Harran: "I do not oil it. I condition it. And I brush it."

Ben: "Do you brush it with butter?"

—Ben Skywalker, testing his improvisational skills on Testan ke Harran while on a mission to Adumar^[src]

Luke: "What's one of the first things you learned in training to be a Jedi?"

Ben: "Don't cut your own head off with your lightsaber."

Luke: "After that."

Ben: "Your eyes can deceive you. Be mindful of your feelings. Girls are fun but dangerous. Lando has extra cards up his sleeve."

Luke: "Well, the truth is in there somewhere…"

—Luke and Ben Skywalker, on the diverse training of the New Jedi Order^[src]

Luke: "Ben, what is our purpose as Jedi?"

Ben: "Well… to keep the Force in balance and to help people stay in balance with the Force. To detect wrongs and make them right. To serve as models for very attractive lines of boots."

Luke: "Let's go back one."

—Luke Skywalker, helping his son focus on their shared objective^[src]

Ben: "We're choosing new names?"

Luke: "No."

Ben: "Oh. That's sad. I was looking forward to being Sparky."

Luke: "Sounds like a name for a monkey-lizard."

Ben: "And you could be Grand Master Whango Mittphool."

Luke: "Not in this lifetime."

—Ben Skywalker and Luke Skywalker^[src]

"Dad, what's kriffing?"

―Ben Skywalker, after hearing a shocking display of vulgarity by his poppa^[src]

Ben: "Jedi Skywalkers. Practicing a fine family tradition of rescuing people from the dark side."

Luke: "Hey, there are worse family traditions."

Ben: "Like Aunt Leia's spiceloaf."

Luke: "You think the dark side is scary, you say that to her."

Ben: "I won't. I like my body intact, thank you very much."

—Ben and Luke Skywalker^[src]

Luke: "Hungry?"

Ben: "I'm sixteen. Of course I'm hungry."

―Luke and Ben Skywalker^[src]

Ben: "I got my brains from Mom."

Luke: "As well as your tendency toward verbal abuse."

―Ben and Luke Skywalker^[src]

Luke: "I activated my lightsaber first. That's not what Jedi do. We protect and defend those who can't defend themselves. So I failed my first test on the whole light side–dark side thing pretty miserably."

Ben: "You know, it gives me hope that you screwed up so badly and so consistently as a kid, Dad."

―Luke and Ben Skywalker^[src]

Ben: "How do you feel? Better than you look, I hope."

Rhondi: "That's nice." [turns to Luke] "If you want grandchildren someday, you need to have a conversation with your son about how to talk to the ladies."

―Ben Skywalker and Rhondi Tremaine^[src]

Ben: "Have a peaceful…whatever."

Jacen: "Damnation."

―Ben Skywalker and the spirit of Jacen Solo^[src]

Brenn Tantor: "I'm going to steal an AT-AT."

Beri Tulon: "What? Are you out of your mind?"

Brenn Tantor: "Quite possibly. You gonna help me?"

Beri Tulon: "Sure. I've got nothing better to do."

―Brenn Tantor and Beri Tulon^[src]

Beru: "Luke's just not a farmer, Owen. He has too much of his father in him."

Owen: "That's what I'm afraid of."

―Beru and Owen Lars, discussing Luke Skywalker^[src]

Beru: "Where are you going?"

Luke: "Looks like I'm going nowhere."

―Beru Lars and Luke Skywalker, as Luke's enlistment in the Academy is put off another year^[src]

Luke: "I have to say, this sounds like the worst idea in a thousand generations of bad ideas."

Bhindi: "You haven't heard all our ideas."

―Luke Skywalker and Bhindi Drayson^[src]

Revan: "Handon is lying!"

Bolook: "Why do you believe that?"

Revan: "Fat people always lie."

Bolook: "That... is a novel assumption. The degree of corpulence in an individual has not been scientifically linked to honesty and I find your adherence to that belief... remarkable. It does not, however, constitute evidence."

―Revan and Bolook, discussing the guilt of Handon Guld^[src]

"That's treason. I like it."

―Booster Terrik, on the formation of the Insiders^[src]

Borsk: "You have misunderstood..."

Booster: "Oh, I understood you. You didn't understand me. When I smack someone into a bulkhead and toss him on the deck, that's me saying he should get his carcass off my ship. The other things, the head butt and the stomach punch, that was just because I don't like you."

―Booster Terrik, to Borsk Fey'lya, after manhandling him^[src]

Terrik: "Where's my grandson?"

Karrde: "We think he's on the transport that big Yuuzhan Vong ship's about to swallow."

Terrik: "That's all I wanted to know. See you on the other side, Karrde."

Karrde: "The other side of what?"

Terrik: "The nebula I'm about to make."

—Booster Terrik and Talon Karrde^[src]

Borsk: "You have misunderstood..."

Booster: "Oh, I understood you. You didn't understand me. When I smack someone into a bulkhead and toss him on the deck, that's me saying he should get his carcass off my ship. The other things, the head butt and the stomach punch, that was just because I don't like you."

―Booster Terrik, to Borsk Fey'lya, after manhandling him^[src]

Boba Fett: "You know, I'm going to give you something free. That doesn't happen very often. Even when it's just good advice — I usually let other creatures learn by just suffering the consequences of their actions."

Bossk: "Yeah? So what's your good advice?"

Boba Fett: "Stop whining. Before you really get me irritated."

—Bossk and Boba Fett^[src]

Detonator: "Fifteen seconds to detonation. Fourteen. Thirteen; have you considered evacuation?"

Bossk: "Shut up."

―Bossk, abandoning Hound's Tooth, rigged to explode by Boba Fett^[src]

Boba Fett: "I'm the only bounty hunter that Voss'on't is really worried about—"

Bossk: "Wait a minute. What about me?"

Boba Fett: "Come on. Let's face reality."

—Boba Fett, putting Bossk in his place^[src]

«Mud is great!
Mud is good!
We'd eat mud,
If we could!»

―Bothel and Trud^[src]

Brenn Tantor: "I'm going to steal an AT-AT."

Beri Tulon: "What? Are you out of your mind?"

Brenn Tantor: "Quite possibly. You gonna help me?"

Beri Tulon: "Sure. I've got nothing better to do."

―Brenn Tantor and Beri Tulon^[src]

Bria: "You're conceited, that's what you are. Conceited, cocky, arrogant...insufferable..."

Han: "Oh, go on, please! I love it when women compliment me. Music to my ears."

―Bria Tharen and Han Solo^[src]

Bria: "Oh, dear."

Han Solo: "‘Oh dear’ what?"

Bria: "The galaxy is no longer safe for humanoid females. You've learned what you can do with that lopsided smile, haven't you?"

—Bria Tharen and Han Solo's on-again/off-again relationship becomes on again^[src]

Atton: "Let me shoot him in the back. No one has to know."

Brianna: "Atton, restrain yourself. Besides, a blaster would be unnecessary when a nerve strike to his neck would incapacitate him painfully without inflicting any lasting harm."

Atton: "Point taken."

—Atton Rand and Brianna, encountering Ratrin Vhek on Nar Shaddaa^[src]

Elise: "Don't worry. I'm going to hug you and oil you and care for you and make sure you never get away, ever again."

C8-42: "Please kill me...."

―Elise Montagne and C8-42^[src]

C8-42: "I'm afraid my owner became a bit too attached to me. Obsessed even. She... she tried to treat me as her dead husband. It was not healthy for her."

Revan: "Er... all the time?"

C8-42: "You don't want to know."

Revan: "Um... probably not..."

―Revan, confronting C8-42^[src]

Luke: "Why do you use those deathsticks?"

Cade: "They keep you away."

Luke: "They also deaden your connection to the Force."

Cade: "Point two in their favor."

―Cade Skywalker, talking to the Force ghost of his ancestor^[src]

"Ah, shut up and kill something!"

―Cade Skywalker, to Jariah during Darth Talon's attack^[src]

Wolf: "You cannot defeat him with anger, Cade! That is a Sith weapon!"

Cade: "Whatever works."

―Wolf Sazen and Cade Skywalker^[src]

Luke: "That wasn't precisely Kyp who did that. He was possessed by the spirit of a long-dead Sith Lord named Exar Kun."

Cal Omas: "That's exactly the sort of thing I hope never to have to explain to a Senatorial committee."

―Luke Skywalker and Cal Omas, discussing potential appointees to the Galactic Alliance High Council^[src]

"You obnoxious, power-crazed, ludicrous little jerk."

―Cal Omas, upon being arrested by Jacen Solo^[src]

Lashowe: "Do you know how many Sith there are in Dreshdae?"

Jolee: "Twelve. No, wait! Thirteen!"

Canderous: "Nice one, old man."

Jolee: "Thank you. It takes effort to be properly irreverent at my age."

—Jolee Bindo and Canderous Ordo, making fun of Sith student Lashowe^[src]

Carth: "I'm not a warrior. I'm a soldier. There's a difference. Warriors attack and conquer. They – they prey on the weak. Soldiers defend and protect the innocent – mostly from warriors."

Canderous: "Nice speech. I bet you tell yourself that every night so you can sleep. But I am accept who and what I am. I don't have to justify it with words. Victory in battle is my justification."

―Canderous Ordo and Carth Onasi^[src]

Canderous: "Victory in battle is my justification."

Carth: "Justification through victory? So what happens when you lose? You know, like you did against us."

Canderous: "You had us outnumbered five to one. You had more ships, more troops, more supplies, and the Jedi on your side. And we still made the Republic tremble before we fell."

Carth: "Nice speech. I bet you tell yourself that every night so you can sleep."

―Canderous Ordo, telling the events of the Mandalorian Wars to Carth Onasi^[src]

Mission: "Wow. What are the chances of that happening?"

Canderous: "Remember, we're talking about the Force here. At this point, Malak himself could drop out of the sky, and I wouldn't bat an eyelash."

Mission: "Good point."

—Mission Vao and Canderous Ordo, reacting to Revan's reunion with HK-47^[src]

Canderous: "Carth, you fought in the Mandalorian Wars, didn't you? We may have faced each other in combat. What battles were you in?"

Carth: "I try not to think about my past battles too much. The horrors of war are something I'd rather not relive."

Canderous: "The horrors of war? My people know only the glory of victory. I'm disappointed in you, Carth. I thought a warrior like you could understand."

Revan: "Yeah, Carth. When did you get all peace-loving on me?"

—Canderous Ordo, Carth Onasi and Revan, discussing the Mandalorian Wars^[src]

Canderous: "Don't pretend to understand us – we Mandalorians are a breed apart."

Kreia: "If by 'apart' you mean scattered, broken, and lost, then yes, you are correct."

―Canderous Ordo and Kreia^[src]

Carth: "I'm not a warrior. I'm a soldier. There's a difference. Warriors attack and conquer. They – they prey on the weak. Soldiers defend and protect the innocent – mostly from warriors."

Canderous: "Nice speech. I bet you tell yourself that every night so you can sleep. But I am accept who and what I am. I don't have to justify it with words. Victory in battle is my justification."

―Canderous Ordo and Carth Onasi^[src]

Canderous: "Victory in battle is my justification."

Carth: "Justification through victory? So what happens when you lose? You know, like you did against us."

Canderous: "You had us outnumbered five to one. You had more ships, more troops, more supplies, and the Jedi on your side. And we still made the Republic tremble before we fell."

Carth: "Nice speech. I bet you tell yourself that every night so you can sleep."

―Canderous Ordo, telling the events of the Mandalorian Wars to Carth Onasi^[src]

Canderous: "Carth, you fought in the Mandalorian Wars, didn't you? We may have faced each other in combat. What battles were you in?"

Carth: "I try not to think about my past battles too much. The horrors of war are something I'd rather not relive."

Canderous: "The horrors of war? My people know only the glory of victory. I'm disappointed in you, Carth. I thought a warrior like you could understand."

Revan: "Yeah, Carth. When did you get all peace-loving on me?"

—Canderous Ordo, Carth Onasi and Revan, discussing the Mandalorian Wars^[src]

Bastila: "My lightsaber was… misplaced. I couldn't find it after the crash. I looked everywhere in that pod. The Vulkars came and overwhelmed me even as I was searching for my weapon."

Carth: "Wait a minute, let me get this straight. You lost your lightsaber? Ha-ha! I mean, isn't that a violation of some kind of Jedi code or something?"

Revan: "Maybe losing lightsabers is a side-effect of her Battle Meditation."

—Bastila Shan, Carth Onasi and Revan^[src]

Cody: "The siege goes well. With our continued barrage, their shield should be down in three months."

Obi-Wan: "But we've been here a month already...."

Cody: "Yes, sir. We're right on schedule!"

—Commander Cody and General Obi-Wan Kenobi^[src]

Obi-Wan: "Senator Amidala suggested we offer you training to help hone your skills with a blaster."

Jar Jar: "Really?"

Obi-Wan: "Really."

Jar Jar: "Oh, boy! I'ma gonna be trained!"
Rex: "I am not training him."

―CC-7567 ("Rex") reacts to Jar Jar Binks being offered blaster training Listen (help·info)^[src]

Celeste: "Shut up! How could you two have killed anyone? They would have heard you coming on Suurja!"

Zayne: "Well, that's what we've been trying to tell everyone. We were framed."

Gryph: "And... um... Suurjans don't have ears."

—Celeste Morne, complaining about Zayne Carrick and Gryph's nonstop bickering^[src]

Celeste: "I'm just going to ask this once! Was anybody bitten?"

Zayne: "No, we're just friends."

―Celeste Morne, to Zayne Carrick and Marn Hierogryph during a rakghoul attack^[src]

"Great gods of the waters, is Solo insane?"

―Admiral Niathal finally realizes the extent of Jacen Solo's madness^[src]

Chal Tozr: "Sorry about that. My partner thinks everyone is a suspect."

Gwad Raatu: "Everyone is a suspect. Where were you early last night?"

―Policemen Chal Tozr and Gwad Raatu, interrogating Luke and Mara Jade Skywalker^[src]

"HNN-ROWR YRROONN NNG RARRR!"

―Chewbacca, as Artoo kills twenty billion people (translates to "Long live the New Republic!")^[src]

Han: "Y'Know, an old gambler I knew had a saying — if you think the other guy might have a blaster hidden under the table... bring two blasters."

Chewie: "Wrrarrrr."

Han: "Or rip his arms off before he has a chance to sit down. Yeah, good point, Chewie."

—Han Solo and Chewbacca, on dealing with traps^[src]

Cilghal: "You have failed to identify yourself."

Harfard: "Captain Oric Harfard, Galactic Alliance Security. Now get out of my way, fish-head."

Cilghal: "Two things. First, my name is not Fish-Head. It is Master Cilghal. Second, I am not in your way. That is a logistical impossibility. I am less than a meter wide. The entryway where we stand and the doorway behind me are several meters wide. I now leave it as an exercise of your alleged intelligence to find a way into the Temple. If you do a very good job, perhaps we will name the test after you."

—Jedi Master Cilghal and Galactic Alliance Security Captain Oric Harfard^[src]

Cindel: "Furry." [strokes Wicket's fur] "Furry. Yeah."

Wicket: "Furries?"

Cindel: "I wish we had furry creatures like you where I came from."

Wicket: "Oh." [pause] "Furries?"

―Cindel Towani and Wicket, trying to communicate^[src]

"It's Jango, and he brought his head with him!"

―Clone trooper, seeing Jango Fett^[src]

Tionne: "I must say, Commander, you are a most difficult man to track down."

Col Serra: "I find I generally live longer that way."

―Tionne Solusar and Commander Col Serra, upon meeting for the first time^[src]

Evazan: "He doesn't like you."

Luke: "Sorry."

Evazan: "I don't like you either."

—Dr. Evazan and Luke Skywalker^[src]

Evazan: "You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems."

Luke: "I'll be careful."

Evazan: "You'll be dead!"

—Dr. Cornelius Evazan, picking a fight with Luke Skywalker in the Mos Eisley Cantina^[src]

Barriss Offee: "How long were you unconscious?"

CT-914: "Thirteen seconds."

Barriss Offee: "And how do you know this?"

CT-914: "There's a chrono on the wall behind you."

―Barriss Offee and CT-914^[src]

Saba: "This one is a hunter. This one does not know how to defend or flee."

Danni: "This one is a scientist. This one didn't used to know how to kill."

Saba: "Danni can return to using human grammar now."

—Saba Sebatyne and Danni Quee^[src]

Jaren: "How did you do that?"

Nyl: "Uh…oh, you know. Years of training, that type of thing. Solitude. Heavy medication…"

Jaren: "You mean meditation, right?"

Nyl: "That too."

―Jaren and Darca Nyl^[src]

Mara: "Oh, and one more thing. That Hand of Judgment name of yours?"

LaRone: "Yes?"

Mara: "Lose it. There's only one Hand in the Empire, and I'm it."

—Emperor's Hand Mara Jade and Daric LaRone^[src]

Tomcat: "I know the songs! It was never like this! One Jedi is worth a legion of enemies! And if he dies, he dies to save a planet! He doesn't die choking on ash! He doesn't! Why would anyone become a Jedi if it means dying like this?"

Kiel Charny: "Rajan will not die, Tom! And nobody can live in a song! Stars know I would not be here if I were any good at anything else!"

―Tomcat and Kiel Charny, after the Sixth Battle of Ruusan^[src]

Darth Azard: "Impressive—for one of your kind."

Treis Sinde: "Rudimentary. You should get out more. Meet more of my kind."

―Darth Azard and Treis Sinde, during their duel^[src]

Soldier: "You wouldn't say that if you knew what the Sith were really like. I've fought against them: they're bloodthirsty killers!"

Dessel: "Yeah, how dare they try to kill you in the middle of a war? Don't they know you're busy trying to kill them? How rude!"

―Dessel, later known as Darth Bane, teasing a Republic soldier^[src]

Zannah: "I knew you had the strength to defeat them, Master. That is why I didn't come to your aid during the battle."

Bane: "And what if you were wrong? What if they had somehow killed me?"

Zannah: "Then you would have been weak, unworthy of being Dark Lord of the Sith. And you would have deserved to die."

Bane: "Precisely."

―Darth Zannah and Darth Bane, after the Duel on Ambria^[src]

Darth Kruhl: "I am prepared to die."

Roan Fel: "Good. I'm prepared to kill you."

―Darth Kruhl and Roan Fel, on Bastion^[src]

"Wipe this pathetic planet from the face of the galaxy."

―Darth Malak^[src]

"Do you think a Lord of the Sith dies so easily?!"

―Darth Maleval, shortly before being shot in the back by a stormtrooper^[src]

Maul: "What could you hate enough to destroy me?"

Vader: "Myself."

―Darth Maul's doppelgänger and Darth Vader^[src]

Mighella: "Do you know what I am?"

Maul: "A Nightsister. A witch of Dathomir, skilled in the use of the dark side of the Force. You understand so little."

Mighella: "Do I? You've never faced my kind before."

Maul: "No. You've never faced my kind before."

―Mighella and Darth Maul^[src]

Villie: "Villie here! Anyone there?"
Maul: [appearing suddenly] "Yesss."

Villie: "Hoboy! Nice trick. Very funny. Is hokay. Villie have clean pair of pants back at ship."

―Vilmarh Grahrk, secretly meeting with Darth Maul^[src]

"Fear. Fear attracts the fearful… the strong… the weak… the innocent… the corrupt. Fear. Fear is my ally."

―Darth Maul — Listen (file info)^[src]

Sion: "As long as the dark places of this world flow through the cracks of my flesh, I cannot be killed."

Exile: "Tell yourself that a hundred times, and I will strike you down a hundred times."

―Darth Sion and the Jedi Exile^[src]

Zannah: "I knew you had the strength to defeat them, Master. That is why I didn't come to your aid during the battle."

Bane: "And what if you were wrong? What if they had somehow killed me?"

Zannah: "Then you would have been weak, unworthy of being Dark Lord of the Sith. And you would have deserved to die."

Bane: "Precisely."

―Darth Zannah and Darth Bane, after the Duel on Ambria^[src]

Dash: "You should have worn old clothes."

Lando: "Hey, Rendar, I don't have any old clothes."

Dash: "You do now."

—Dash Rendar, teasing Lando Calrissian, after he slips and falls in the Coruscant sewer^[src]

R0-4: "I'm afraid I cannot admit you without an appointment. Master Melan is a very busy Bothan. Nor can I bother him with every little thing. Perhaps I can arrange for you to see him in, oh, perhaps a standard week? Your names?"

Dash: "Okay, Goldie." [draws blaster] "My name is Man with a Blaster About to Cook You. Either you open the door or your busy Bothan is going to have to get himself a new receptionist."

R0-4: "Oh, dear."

—Dash Rendar, in "aggressive" negotiations with a protocol droid^[src]

"Uh… Luke? I don't think we're in Kothlis anymore."

―Dash Rendar^[src]

Zayne: "Dob, Del – you're the smartest Ithorians in the galaxy!"

Dob: "I don't know why we don't hear that more."

Del: "What I don't know is how he could be so right about me, and so wrong about you."

—Zayne Carrick compliments the Moomo Brothers on a job more or less well done^[src]

Rhinann: "There are, as far as I have been able to determine, no lightsabers, or components thereof remaining on Coruscant."

Dhur: "You're sure? Did you look under the couch?"

―Haninum Tyk Rhinann and Den Dhur, discussing availability of lightsabers^[src]

I-5YQ: "See that landspeeder parked behind you?"

Den Dhur: "Yes."

I-5YQ: "Call it the past."

Den Dhur: "Why?"

I-5YQ: "Because it's behind you. See that trash bin ahead of you? That's the future."

Den Dhur: "For you, maybe. I try to be more optimistic."

—I-5YQ, trying to explain the way the Cephalon views time to Den Dhur^[src]

Dengar: "You know what I like best about you, Fett? You're such a sparklin' conversationalist."

Boba Fett: "Sometimes it's better to think rather than speak."

―Dengar complains about Boba Fett's lack of speaking^[src]

Wedge: "Never mind what I just said. Let's just shoot Wes."

Tycho: "What's our strategy?"

Hobbie: "I thought we'd just all draw and fire. But I could count down to zero and then we could draw and fire."

—Wedge Antilles, Derek "Hobbie" Klivian and Tycho Celchu, about Wes Janson^[src]

Wedge: "Good screaming, Hobbie."

Hobbie: "I practice a lot. Anytime Wes makes plans for the squadron, for example. Anytime a Corellian cooks for us."

―Wedge Antilles and Derek "Hobbie" Klivian^[src]

Wedge: "We have the right tools to subvert our Imperial admiral."

Hobbie: "What tools?"

Wedge: "Oh, Wes's maturity, your optimism, and my diplomatic skills."

Hobbie: "We're doomed."

―Wedge Antilles and Derek Klivian^[src]

Hobbie: "You lied to me."

Wedge: "I did. With my brilliant achievements in the diplomatic profession has come the realization that lies can be powerful motivators."

Hobbie: "My faith is shattered."

Wedge: "You knew, when I said we needed four sets of women's clothing, that we were going to end up in them. You knew. So any hopes you had to the contrary were just self-delusion."

Hobbie: "I understand that. But I'd rather blame you than me."

—Wedge Antilles and Derek Klivian^[src]

Janson: "You look like some weird cross between a starfighter pilot and a Batravian gumplucker."

Hobbie: "Wes, I don't even know what that is."

Janson: "Sure you do, Hobbie. A starfighter pilot is a guy who flies an X-wing without getting blown up. Check the Basic Dictionary. Though I can understand how you get confused."

—Wes Janson and Derek Klivian, after the latter's craft was disabled^[src]

Desann: "Kyle? Kyle Katarn? You're the legendary hero that destroyed Jerec at the Valley of the Jedi? You look like nothing more than a bantha herder."

Kyle: "Well, you look like an over-grown Kowakian monkey-lizard, so I guess looks don't count for much."

―Desann and Kyle Katarn^[src]

Face: "Forgive the intrusion, but we heard that the new vintage of Piggy was being decanted."

Lara: "But it looks like it's turned to vinegar."
Dia: "And it's corked."
Elassar: "I am pleased to meet you. I need you to kill me. Nobody else will."
Janson: "To make sure you remember this little event, we've had some special things made up for you. Bacta-flavored candy. Bacta-flavored brandy. Bacta-flavored cheese."
Shalla: "Kell and I worked up an instructional manual for you. It's called, How to Dodge."

―Voort "Piggy" saBinring receives a warm welcome from his squadmates after emerging from a bacta tank^[src]

Zayne: "Dob, Del – you're the smartest Ithorians in the galaxy!"

Dob: "I don't know why we don't hear that more."

Del: "What I don't know is how he could be so right about me, and so wrong about you."

—Zayne Carrick compliments the Moomo Brothers on a job more or less well done^[src]

"Fie upon you, foul feathery fiend!"

―Don-Wan Kihotay, fighting high-hounds^[src]

Obi-Wan: "Surrender. You will be given no further chance."

Dooku: "Unless one of you happens to be carrying Yoda in his pocket, I hardly think I shall need one."

―Dooku, to Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker^[src]

Anakin: "My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count."

Dooku: "Good. Twice the pride, double the fall."

―Anakin Skywalker and Count Dooku, dueling^[src]

Sidious: "You were at Galidraan...tell me, how did one mere man kill so many of your kind?"

Dooku: "With his bare hands..."

―Darth Sidious and Count Dooku, speaking of Jango Fett^[src]

Dooku: "Why not do it the easy way, Master?"

Yoda: "Because it is easy."

―Dooku and Yoda, on using the Force for simple tasks^[src]

Dooku: "You must join me, Obi-Wan, and together, we will destroy the Sith!"

Obi-Wan: "I will never join you, Dooku."
Dooku: [walking away] "It may be difficult to secure your release."

―Count Dooku and Obi-Wan Kenobi^[src]

Dooku: "What do you want? Tell me what you want and I will show you how the dark side can help you achieve it. Do you want friends? The dark side can compel them for you. Lovers? The dark side understands passion in a way you never have. Do you want riches—endless life—deep wisdom…?"

Yoda: "I want… I want a rose."

―Dooku and Yoda^[src]

Whirry: "Which it's one of they nasty cellar-goblins.‎ Don't worry, Your Lordship—I'll get a broom and knock it on the head.‎"

Dooku: "Master Yoda may be small and old and shriveled up like an evil green potato, but he is my guest, and I would prefer you not hit him ‎with a broom unless I particularly desire it.‎"

―Count Dooku, barring Whirry Malreaux from "welcoming" Master Yoda^[src]

Anakin: "You should be more patient, Master. After all, the Count is an elderly gentleman and doesn't move like he used to."

Obi-Wan: "I suppose you're right."

Dooku: "I would kill you both right now if I did not have to drag your bodies."

—Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Dooku, escaping from prison^[src]

Dox: "General, the enemy's advancing. There are only nine of us left. Any orders?"

Kim: "Take out as many of them as you can. Die well."

Dox: "Copy that."

—Clone Commander Dox and Ronhar Kim^[src]

Dracmus: "We have tried everything, I assure you."

Mara: "Have you tried cash?"

Dracmus: "I am begging your pardon?"

Mara: "Cash. Money. A travel case full of credit notes. You know. A bribe. Or make it sound nice. Call it a consulting fee."

―Mara Jade, offering a unique perspective on persuading Selonians to aid the New Republic^[src]

Droma: "Solos always seem to have more than their 'fair share' of problems. Maybe it's genetic."

Jaina: "Hey, the universe is the one with the problem. It's just the Solos' job to fix it."

―Droma and Jaina Solo^[src]

Han: "You remember how to operate the copilot's board?"

Droma: "Follow orders, and curse when something goes wrong. Which it invariably does."

―Han Solo and Droma, on copiloting the Millennium Falcon^[src]

"Go ahead, life form—make my operation cycle."

―E522 assassin droid^[src]

Elan: "You wanna buy some death sticks?"

Obi-Wan: "You don't want to sell me death sticks."

Elan: "I don't want to sell you death sticks."

Obi-Wan: "You want to go home and rethink your life."

Elan: "I want to go home and rethink my life."

—Elan Sel'Sabagno and Obi-Wan Kenobi^[src]

Face: "Forgive the intrusion, but we heard that the new vintage of Piggy was being decanted."

Lara: "But it looks like it's turned to vinegar."
Dia: "And it's corked."
Elassar: "I am pleased to meet you. I need you to kill me. Nobody else will."
Janson: "To make sure you remember this little event, we've had some special things made up for you. Bacta-flavored candy. Bacta-flavored brandy. Bacta-flavored cheese."
Shalla: "Kell and I worked up an instructional manual for you. It's called, How to Dodge."

―Voort "Piggy" saBinring receives a warm welcome from his squadmates after emerging from a bacta tank^[src]

Elise: "Don't worry. I'm going to hug you and oil you and care for you and make sure you never get away, ever again."

C8-42: "Please kill me...."

―Elise Montagne and C8-42^[src]

Emkay: "Dunari's Casino? That place has a... colorful reputation!"

Emon: "It'll be great, Emkay, we can all get a nice lube job! You can even get your nuts tightened!"

―Emon Azzameen and Emkay, his family's droid (second line cut "due to prudishness")^[src]

A'baht: "If you're afraid to offend someone, they control you. And that's no way to govern. Or negotiate. No one respects weakness."

Leia: "Is that all friendship is to you—weakness?"

A'baht: "Treaties aren't built on friendship. They're built on mutual self-interest, or they're no more than polite lies."

—Etahn A'baht and Leia Organa Solo^[src]

A'baht: "Whatever waits for us, whether princess or dragon, we are called to embrace it. I am mindful of a Dornean war prayer I heard my own mother offer—'I pray that my son does not die today. But if he should die, I pray that he dies well. But most of all, I pray that if he lives, it will not be dishonor which preserves him.'"

Morano: "Are you a betting man, General? Princess or dragon?"

A'baht: "Captain, I am not certain I can always tell the difference."

—Etahn A'baht and Morano^[src]

EV-9D9: "How many languages do you speak?"

C-3PO: "I am fluent in over six million forms of communication and can readily—"

EV-9D9: "Splendid. We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him."

C-3PO: "Disintegrated?"

―EV-9D9, finding a place for C-3PO in the court of Jabba the Hutt^[src]

"Nobody expects the Imperial Inquisition!"

―Inquisitor Fa'Zoll^[src]

Fenn Shysa: "Don't recall ever seeing a holo of Madine in an outfit like that."

Lando: "That's because Crix can't pull it off. He carries a bit much in the middle, know what I mean?"

Fenn Shysa: "And you're wonderin' why Mandalorian mercenaries don't seem to respect you."

Lando: "I like being underestimated."

Fenn Shysa: "I'm thinkin' it's mostly that you like your fancy clothes."

Lando: "If looking good ever becomes a crime, Fenn my friend, I'm ready to do life."

—Fenn Shysa and Lando Calrissian, discussing an outfit that only Lando Calrissian could ever pull off^[src]

Niner: "Now what are you listening to?"

Fi: "Mon Cal opera, I'm improving my mind."

Niner: "Liar. I can see you nodding to the beat."

—RC-1309 ("Niner") and RC-8015 ("Fi")^[src]

Fi: "Name me another army where you get handcrafted Verps to play with."

Scorch: "The Verpine army."

Fi: "Do they have an army?"

Scorch: "Do they need one?"

―RC-8015 and RC-1262, discussing the Verpine rifles^[src]

Fi: "You can live without an arm, they can always bolt on a new one."

Boss: "What about my head?"

Fi: "Like I said, they can always replace nonessential parts."

Boss: "I love this guy. He'll make such great target practice."

―RC-8015 ("Fi") and RC-1138 ("Boss") banter^[src]

Finn: "You. Want. To. Put. The. Blaster. Down."

Han Solo: "You. Want. To. Practice. Your. Jedi. Mind. Trick."

―Finn Galfridian and Han Solo^[src]

Piett: "The Executor is performing at peak efficiency. Estimated time of arrival is 27 hours and forty-two minutes."

Vader: "Tell the navigator if we arrive one minute after his estimate, he needn't worry about the return trip."

―Firmus Piett and Darth Vader, on board Executor, en route to Circarpous V^[src]

Exile: "I'm getting tired of being blamed for Peragus."

G0-T0: "Then stop causing events of planetary destruction. You are a walking catastrophe, and you are not making saving the Republic any easier."

―The Jedi Exile and G0-T0, discussing the destruction of Peragus II^[src]

Jorran: "If you give me 1300 credits, you can have it all. That'll be enough for me to get off this rock. No returns on this, you're stuck with what you buy."

G0-T0: "Amendment sixteen hundred ninety five dash three zero of the Khoonda civil code allows us to sell you into slavery."

Jorran: "What? That's ridiculous."

G0-T0: "Paragraph twelve: 'salvageable items include organic matter incapable of leaving the boundaries of the salvage area...' "

Jorran: "You wouldn't!"

G0-T0: "A male human such as you would fetch approximately 500 credits on the auction block in Nar Shaddaa. Therefore, I suggest you offer your goods for 500 credits less than your initial figure."

—G0-T0, haggling with Jorran shortly after his rescue from the ruins of the Dantooine Jedi Enclave^[src]

PROXY: "I hate being him."

Galen: "I think he does too."

―PROXY and Galen Marek, referring to Darth Vader^[src]

Juno: "I have a really bad feeling about this."

Galen: "Then we must be doing something right."

―Juno Eclipse and Galen Marek, before Marek confronts Darth Vader^[src]

Galen: "Easy, PROXY. You're malfunctioning."

PROXY: "It's my fault, master. I had hoped that using an older training module would catch you off guard and allow me to finally kill you. I'm sorry I failed you again."

―Galen Marek and PROXY^[src]

Okanor: "I recognize, from their description, that at least half of these items have been reported stolen. Some have been on wanted lists for years."

Han Solo: "Doesn't surprise me. And you, you'll sell 'em to museums, won't you?"

Okanor: "Most of them, most of them."

Han Solo: "Okay, then, that's good. That's where they should be."

―Han Solo, selling stolen items from a private collection to Galidon Okanor^[src]

Stazi: "You struck a superior officer, Jhoram Bey."

Bey: "For the good of the service, Admiral. And under the implied orders of Captain Yorub."

Stazi: "Still, such an act cannot be permitted without consequence. I'm appointing you to Captain Yorub's position as my second. Teach you not to hit an admiral."

—Gar Stazi and Jhoram Bey, after the Battle of Mon Calamari^[src]

Lara Notsil: "What are you doing?"

Face: "I'm learning to play a variety of musical instruments using only the power of my mind."

―Lara Notsil and Garik "Face" Loran^[src]

Face: "Forgive the intrusion, but we heard that the new vintage of Piggy was being decanted."

Lara: "But it looks like it's turned to vinegar."
Dia: "And it's corked."
Elassar: "I am pleased to meet you. I need you to kill me. Nobody else will."
Janson: "To make sure you remember this little event, we've had some special things made up for you. Bacta-flavored candy. Bacta-flavored brandy. Bacta-flavored cheese."
Shalla: "Kell and I worked up an instructional manual for you. It's called, How to Dodge."

―Voort "Piggy" saBinring receives a warm welcome from his squadmates after emerging from a bacta tank^[src]

Face: "I'm putting in a commendation for Lieutenant Janson for bravery."

Wedge: "Like he needs another one."

Face: "Maybe he can build a little fort out of them."

—Wedge Antilles and Garik "Face" Loran^[src]

Lara Notsil: "What are you doing?"

Face: "I'm learning to play a variety of musical instruments using only the power of my mind."

―Lara Notsil and Garik "Face" Loran^[src]

Imperial official: "Dod Nobrin of Agamar."

Face: "I'm Dod, this is my brother Fod. Also from Agamar. This is my brother Lod."

Imperial official: "Also from Agamar."

Face: "Oyah. That's right. You're pretty sharp for a city man."

―Garik "Face" Loran, Wedge Antilles and Myn Donos sneak into Storinal as Agamarians^[src]

Wedge: "There are only six beautiful women on all Agamar. And they're all married."

Face: "There are only five."

Wedge: "Six."

Face: "Five. Ettal Howrider got shot."

―Garik "Face" Loran and Wedge Antilles pose as Agamarians^[src]

Face: "Baljos, can't you fine-tune that sensor of yours to detect intelligent, unattached ladies between the ages of twenty and forty?"

Arnjak: "If I could, do you think I'd still be working as a scientist?"

―Garik "Face" Loran and Baljos Arnjak^[src]

Corran: "Rogue Squadron doesn't run, unless we really, really have to."

Wedge: "No, this will be Wraith Squadron's mission."

Face: "We don't mind running, even when we don't have to."

—Corran Horn, Wedge Antilles and Garik "Face" Loran^[src]

Face: "You know, if I had even the tiniest control over the Force, what I'd do with it? On those long missions, I'd scratch that little spot in the center of my back I can never reach..."

Tyria: "Go ahead, make fun."

Face: "Oh, come on. You think Skywalker doesn't do that?"

—Garik "Face" Loran's reaction to Tyria Sarkin's Force-sensitivity^[src]

Face: "Forgive the intrusion, but we heard that the new vintage of Piggy was being decanted."

Lara: "But it looks like it's turned to vinegar."
Dia: "And it's corked."
Elassar: "I am pleased to meet you. I need you to kill me. Nobody else will."
Janson: "To make sure you remember this little event, we've had some special things made up for you. Bacta-flavored candy. Bacta-flavored brandy. Bacta-flavored cheese."
Shalla: "Kell and I worked up an instructional manual for you. It's called, How to Dodge."

―Voort "Piggy" saBinring receives a warm welcome from his squadmates after emerging from a bacta tank^[src]

Captain: "Night Crawler, this is Blood Nest. Respond at once."

Face: "Bloody Nose, this is Night Caller. What do you want?"

Captain: "We want to tear your face off and vent what's left into hard vacuum."

Face: "You're welcome to if you can, Bloody Nose. But first, tell me about your wife. I want to know something about the woman I'll be consoling tonight."

―Garik "Face" Loran and the captain of Blood Nest trade insults^[src]

Phanan: "When you put this idea in front of him, flames are going to come out of his mouth and burn you from head to foot."

Face: "That's true. But one thing makes it easier for me to take."

Phanan: "What's that?"

Face: "You're going to be there burning with me."

Phanan: "You're such a good friend."

—Ton Phanan and Garik "Face" Loran on Wedge Antilles^[src]

Face: "And now, the two kings fight one another to the death, and we space the loser."

Janson: "Whoa, there. Try again."

Face: "We space the winner?"

Janson: "One more."

Face: "We buy you a drink."

Janson: "That's more like it."

—Garik "Face" Loran and Wes Janson^[src]

Corran: "Gavin, are you trying to tell me you don't know how to kiss a girl?"

Gavin: "Anchorhead may have been small but not that small."

Corran: "Kin don't count."

Gavin: "I wasn't related to everyone around there, you know."

―Corran Horn and Gavin Darklighter^[src]

Wedge: "Unseating Isard may, in fact, turn out to be impossible."

Corran: "Gavin, this is where you're supposed to tell us that unseating her isn't tough and relate the whole thing to varminting on Tatooine."

Gavin: "I didn't hear anyone mention a trench or canyon or womp rats. Taking a planet is beyond me."

—Wedge Antilles, Corran Horn and Gavin Darklighter, during the Bacta War^[src]

Pellaeon: "Every ruler should have a garden. It's always useful to draw lessons from nature."

Leia: "True."

Pellaeon: "From a garden one learns to cull the weak and unfit and to encourage the strong and the vigorous. An inferior bud soon feels the strength of my pinch!"

Leia: "And you make your plants grow in rows."

Pellaeon: "Each receives its proper allotment of space and sunlight, and no more. That's fair, don't you think?"

—Gilad Pellaeon and Leia Organa Solo^[src]

Thrawn: "It was my one failure, out on the Fringes. The one time when understanding a race's art gave me no insight at all into its psyche. At least not at the time. Now, I believe I'm finally beginning to understand them."

Pellaeon: "I'm sure that will prove useful in the future."

Thrawn: "I doubt it. I wound up destroying their world."

—Thrawn and Captain Gilad Pellaeon, observing the sculpture of a dead race^[src]

Pellaeon: "Any idea whether those alien species are hostile toward strangers?"

Thrawn: "Probably. Most alien species are. Shall we go?"

―Gilad Pellaeon and Thrawn, landing on Wayland^[src]

Pellaeon: "This is not a cattle market on Shaum Hii, Lieutenant Tschel. This is the bridge of an Imperial Star Destroyer. Routine information is not—repeat, not—simply shouted in the general direction of its intended recipient. Is that clear?"

Tschel: "Yes, sir."

―Gilad Pellaeon, correcting Tschel on a matter of Imperial protocol^[src]

Jacen: "Maybe sending their most dangerous and aggressive warriors in to be killed by us will eventually reduce the gene pool, breed a more temperate Yuuzhan Vong."

Pellaeon: "Victory by natural selection? An interesting game plan, Solo."

―Jacen Solo and Gilad Pellaeon, after killing Yuuzhan Vong infiltrators^[src]

Pellaeon: "I hope you're rushing to tell me that the chef has acquired Jacen Solo's entrails and is braising them for dinner."

Vitor: "Not quite, Admiral."

Pellaeon: "Life is full of disappointments."

—Gilad Pellaeon, talking to his aide, Vitor Reige during the Second Galactic Civil War^[src]

"Gonk. Gonk."

―GNK power droid^[src]

Gorga: "It's simply ghastly, Fett. My whole life in ruins! RUINS!"

Boba Fett: "I see it hasn't hurt your appetite."

―Gorga the Hutt and Boba Fett^[src]

Anakin: "Ours is a path of service."

Granta: "And who do you serve? The Senate? A group of fools who can be bought?"

Anakin: "We serve justice."

Granta: "Whose?"

Anakin: "Justice does not have a master."

—Anakin Skywalker and Granta Omega^[src]

Greedo: "Good shot! We make a pretty good team!"

Boba Fett: "Don't touch me."

Greedo: "Sorry."

—Greedo compliments Boba Fett's blasting of a giant monster^[src]

«Nobody's innocent once their mother has left the room. That's just my view.»
―Greeta Holda^[src]

Needa: "Consider the lives of your crew."

Grievous: "Why should I?"

―Commander Lorth Needa and General Grievous, in Revenge of the Sith (novel)^[src]

Grievous: "Kenobi. Don't tell me, let me guess: this is the part where you give me the chance to surrender."

Obi-Wan: "It can be. Or, if you like, it can be the part where I dismantle your exoskeleton and ship you back to Coruscant in a cargo hopper."

―Grievous and Obi-Wan Kenobi, facing off on Utapau^[src]

"State your name before you die."

―Grievous^[src]

Adi Gallia: "You'd better hope they gave you deflector shields."

Grievous: "No. Just extra arms."

―Adi Gallia, to General Grievous, in combat before dying^[src]

Chal Tozr: "Sorry about that. My partner thinks everyone is a suspect."

Gwad Raatu: "Everyone is a suspect. Where were you early last night?"

―Policemen Chal Tozr and Gwad Raatu, interrogating Luke and Mara Jade Skywalker^[src]

Tomer: "Where's your other head?"

Hallis: "When I was walking around today, I met a young man who had no head. Just a stump that suggested he had a long, sad story to tell. But of course he couldn't, because he had no head. So I gave Whitecap to him. The man now has the voice and mannerisms of a 3PO unit, but they're better then nothing."

Tomer: "There. Now you've corrupted her, too."

—Tomer Darpen and Hallis Saper, discussing why she's no longer wearing her second head^[src]

Rhinann: "There are, as far as I have been able to determine, no lightsabers, or components thereof remaining on Coruscant."

Dhur: "You're sure? Did you look under the couch?"

―Haninum Tyk Rhinann and Den Dhur, discussing availability of lightsabers^[src]

Corran: "If you have a point to make, make it."

Harrar: "I am searching for a point, I think. I have had little opportunity to speak with infidels when they weren't being sacrificed or tortured."

Corran: "You're not scoring big with me right now, Harrar."

—Corran Horn and Harrar^[src]

Han Solo: "Chewie and I try to avoid trouble—"

Hissal: "The job pays rather well. One thousand credits."

Han Solo: "—unless there's some profit in it. Two thousand."

—Han Solo, bargaining with Hissal^[src]

HK-24 #1: "Observation: The prisoner is reviving."

HK-24 #2: "Response: Observation obvious. Redundant HK-24 unit contributes nothing to this unit's mission."

HK-24 #1: "Instruction: Reverse statement and apply to self, duplicate HK-24."

HK-24 #3: "Analysis: Resentment register has exceeded buffer. Fellow designates' behavior proves maker should have hung it up after creating self."

—HK-24 units^[src]

Kell: "Attention, Implacable. Be advised, you've just become the victims of Dinner Squadron!"

Runt: "And Silly Squadron!"

Kell: "Consider yourselves humiliated. And welcome to Folor. Out."

—Kell Tainer and Runt, to the Implacable after it failed to rout the Alliance forces on Folor^[src]

Janson: "I'm coming back to Rogue Squadron. That was the deal."

Wedge: "Wes, the Wraiths don't want you anyway."
Elassar: "That's right. You're unlucky."
Dia: "I hate how serious he is all the time."
Runt: "We don't like the way he chews his food."
Shalla: "But we'll miss his rear end."

―Wraiths, upon Wes Janson's departure from the squadron^[src]

"Local Man Ruins Everything
See REGIONAL D 11"

―HoloNet News headline^[src]

Ensign: "Sir, something's happened!"

Ossilege: "Thank you for that cogent and highly detailed report."

―An ensign and Hortel Ossilege^[src]

"Organics are endlessly amusing. If only to themselves."

―I-5YQ^[src]

Pavan: "Hey, what happened to the door?"

I-5YQ: "It appears to have had a disagreement with somebody."

―Lorn Pavan and I-5YQ, viewing the handiwork of Darth Maul^[src]

Jos: "Y'know what? I think this galaxy would be a whole lot nicer and more pleasant place to live if we could all just stop killing one another. Who's with me on this?"

I-5YQ: "You're a visionary."

Uli: "Float it past Palpatine, see what he thinks."

—Jos Vondar, I-5YQ, and Uli Divini share a light moment at Rimsoo Seven amidst the carnage of the Clone Wars^[src]

I-5YQ: "See that landspeeder parked behind you?"

Den Dhur: "Yes."

I-5YQ: "Call it the past."

Den Dhur: "Why?"

I-5YQ: "Because it's behind you. See that trash bin ahead of you? That's the future."

Den Dhur: "For you, maybe. I try to be more optimistic."

—I-5YQ, trying to explain the way the Cephalon views time to Den Dhur^[src]

Kirma Umber: "Who would murder a harmless artist?"

I-5YQ: "A serious critic."

―Kirma Umber and I-5YQ discuss the death of Camaasi artist Ves Volette^[src]

Mirax: "Isard is just one big ocean of evil. No real way to know if we've found all the currents running deep there."

Iella: "We really have been speaking a lot with Admiral Ackbar, haven't we?"

Mirax: "Yeah, it'll be months before I stop using ocean analogies."

—Mirax Horn and Iella Wessiri^[src]

Iella: "Thirty standard minutes. Insiders meeting."

Kell: "The bantha crows at dawn."

Iella: "What?"

Kell: "You know. 'The bantha crows at dawn.' What's the countersign? Or perhaps you're not Section Head Iella Wessiri at all? Pull that ooglith masquer off, or I open fire."

Iella: "My husband never really told me how annoying you were."

—Kell Tainer threatens Iella Wessiri Antilles with a hydrospanner^[src]

"Kill. Kill. Kill."

―IG-72's programming was very sophisticated^[src]

"I think, therefore I am."

―IG-88A (referencing René Descartes)^[src]

Han Solo: "Oh, you should have seen the look on Zsinj's face – you know he's got little fat red cheeks, and the spittle was dripping out of his mouth, nose hairs twitching! It was great! Do you know he really is a genius? He can curse fluently in sixty languages! Now I have heard obscenities in my time, but this man has a special talent."

Isolder: "Oh yeah. You know he's going to put your head on a silver platter, don't you? And considering Zsinj's reputation, he might even eat it."

Han Solo: "Yeah, well, it keeps life interesting."

—Han Solo and Prince Isolder^[src]

«This bounty hunter is my kind of scum. Fearless and inventive.»

―Jabba the Hutt, being threatened with a thermal detonator^[src]

Jabba: «Solo was the best. I even find myself missing the fellow.»

Jiliac: «Jabba, you are talking about a human. And a human male at that. Have your tastes changed? I thought you had a penchant for those tiresome scantily clad dancers you fancy. It is hard for me to picture Solo in a dancing costume, cavorting with that great hairy brute of a Wookiee before your throne.»

—Jabba, discussing Han Solo with Jiliac^[src]

Luke: "You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me."

Jabba: «Ho, ho, ho. Your mind powers will not work on me, boy.»

—Luke Skywalker, failing to mind-trick Jabba the Hutt^[src]

Jacen: "Thanks for saving my life."

Corran: "Sure, now don't ever disobey another order."

Jacen: "But I saved your life."

Corran: "Details, details."

―Jacen Solo and Corran Horn, battling Yuuzhan Vong on Garqi^[src]

Jacen: "Possessions are burdens. What you have can always be taken away, so wealth breeds fear."

Wirut: "I'll willingly face that kind of fear, sir. And a nice big SoroSuub yacht. That would scare me very nicely."

―Jacen Solo and Wirut^[src]

Jacen: "What do you call the person who brings a rancor its dinner?"

Tenel Ka: "I don't know."

Jacen: "The appetizer!"

Tenel Ka: "I will need you to explain why that's funny."

―Jacen Solo and Tenel Ka Djo^[src]

Han Solo: "Well! Except for your mother, I'd say this is the finest welcoming committee I've ever had."

Jacen: "Dad, we are not a committee."

―Han Solo and young Jacen Solo^[src]

"I'm your daddy."

―Jacen Solo, to Allana^[src]

Caedus: "You're a fraction of the man your father is."

Horn: "Funny. That's what I was going to say to you."

―Darth Caedus and Valin Horn^[src]

Jacen: "I was out of control—"

Vergere: "You were not. Don't make excuses."

Jacen: "What?"

Vergere: "Out of control is just code for 'I don't want to admit I'm the kind of person who would do such things.' It's a lie."

―Jacen Solo and Vergere^[src]

Jacen: "Maybe sending their most dangerous and aggressive warriors in to be killed by us will eventually reduce the gene pool, breed a more temperate Yuuzhan Vong."

Pellaeon: "Victory by natural selection? An interesting game plan, Solo."

―Jacen Solo and Gilad Pellaeon, after killing Yuuzhan Vong infiltrators^[src]

C-3PO: "Master Jacen, I am a protocol droid!"

Jacen: "And I would rather be meditating. C'mon, Threepio. You've done more dangerous things than this before."

C-3PO: "Not willingly, Master Jacen!"

Jacen: "Show me what you're made of, Threepio."

C-3PO: "I will gladly submit to an internal inspection."

—C-3PO and Jacen Solo^[src]

Jacen: "All the answers fall short of the truth."

Vergere: "Very good! Very good, Jacen Solo. Questions are more true than answers: this is the beginning of wisdom."

―Jacen Solo and Vergere^[src]

Leia: "History decides who's a criminal, Jacen."

Caedus: "No, the law decides who's a criminal. History just forgives them."

―Leia Organa Solo and Darth Caedus^[src]

Ben: "Have a peaceful…whatever."

Jacen: "Damnation."

―Ben Skywalker and the spirit of Jacen Solo^[src]

Han Solo: "Chief Daala is getting ready to call in the Mandos."

Jaden: "Mandalorians? Supercommandos?"

Han Solo: "Come on. Those guys can't even agree on a color for their armor. There isn't anything super about them."

—Han Solo and Jaden Korr, on Mandalorian Supercommandos^[src]

Jaina: "It might take some effort to find her, but I'd bet my shirt that Alema is here."

Jagged: "I accept!"

Zekk: "Okay!"
Jaina: "What?"
Jagged: "Your bet. I accepted."
Zekk: "Hey, I was first!"

—Jaina Solo, Jagged Fel and Zekk^[src]

Jaina: "Jag, do you even know how to use a lightsaber?"

Jag: "I know Lesson One. Don't grab the glowy end."

―Jaina Solo, to Jagged Fel, on Kashyyyk during the Second Galactic Civil War^[src]

Jag: "Just follow our lead, okay? Right, now let's split up. Blues, you're with me."

Syrtik: "That's Indigo, actually."

Jag: "Sorry, Indigo. Twin Two will take Red."

Syrtik: "Cerise."

Jag: "All right, then that leaves Green for—"

Syrtik: "Reseda."
Jag: "Okay, then that leaves Reseda Squadron for the general approach."

—Jagged Fel, dealing with the pastel squadrons of Galantos^[src]

Jaina: "It might take some effort to find her, but I'd bet my shirt that Alema is here."

Jagged: "I accept!"

Zekk: "Okay!"
Jaina: "What?"
Jagged: "Your bet. I accepted."
Zekk: "Hey, I was first!"

—Jaina Solo, Jagged Fel and Zekk^[src]

Han: "But mostly I'm looking forward to playing pirate again."

Leia: "All you had to do was ask. I'm always happy to clap you in leg irons, flyboy."

Jaina: "Okaaaay. We really don't need to hear more—at least I don't."

—Leia, Han and Jaina Solo^[src]

Jaina: "You've got half the males in the plaza standing on their tongues. I hope Dad doesn't know how you act when you're dressed like that."

Leia: "Of course he knows. He loves it when I dress like this."

―Jaina Solo and her mother Leia, regarding Leia's seductive Codru-Ji female disguise^[src]

Jaina: "Jag, do you even know how to use a lightsaber?"

Jag: "I know Lesson One. Don't grab the glowy end."

―Jaina Solo, to Jagged Fel, on Kashyyyk during the Second Galactic Civil War^[src]

Droma: "Solos always seem to have more than their 'fair share' of problems. Maybe it's genetic."

Jaina: "Hey, the universe is the one with the problem. It's just the Solos' job to fix it."

―Droma and Jaina Solo^[src]

Kyle: "Mon Mothma must be getting paranoid. She never used to send pros like us out on blue milk runs like this."

Mon Mothma: "Kyle, Jan, greetings."

Jan: "Mon Mothma. Kyle was just talking about you."

—Kyle Katarn and Jan Ors, checking out an empty system for Mon Mothma^[src]

"No one's ever lied to me twice."

―Jango Fett^[src]

Zam: "You know, a gentleman would turn his back while a lady changes."

Jango: "That's not the sort of changing most people have in mind. And you're no lady."

Zam: "Sometimes I am."

—Zam Wesell and Jango Fett^[src]

Jango: "If I show you a hologram of somebody, a woman, could you impersonate her?"

Zam: "Probably. Is this business or is it pleasure?"

Jango: "Business, Zam. Strictly business."

Zam: "Too bad for you. Business means you'll have to pay me!"

―Jango Fett and Zam Wesell^[src]

Boba Fett: "Dad… there's a lady here."

Zam: "This must be yours. What's your name?"

Boba Fett: "Boba Fett. My father is—"
Jango: "It's all right, Boba…I was expecting her, though I'm not sure I'd call her a lady."
Zam: "You always know the right thing to say… don't you, Jango Fett?"

—Zam Wesell's ad hoc introduction to Boba Fett^[src]