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"Translation: two per cent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master."
―HK-47, "translating" for Iziz
―HK-47, "translating" for Iziz
"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."
―HK-47
―HK-47
"Translation: He requires proof of good faith. We must make a contribution to his people that shows we are not a threat. Shall I blast him now, master?"
―HK-47, during Revan's negotiations with the Sand People chieftain
―HK-47, during Revan's negotiations with the Sand People chieftain
"There is a faction of meatbags called the Sith. They want what any rational meatbag would want – the power to assassinate anyone they choose at any time."
―HK-47
―HK-47
- "Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?"
- ―HK-47
"Mockery: Oh, Master, I do not trust you! I cannot trust you, or anyone else ever again!"
―HK-47, impersonating Carth Onasi
―HK-47, impersonating Carth Onasi
"That was a close one. I almost surrendered completely to peace and pacifism. How repugnant."
―HK-47, after the pacifist package is uninstalled
―HK-47, after the pacifist package is uninstalled
"Mockery: Oh, Master, I love you, but I hate all you stand for! But I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!"
―HK-47, impersonating Bastila Shan
―HK-47, impersonating Bastila Shan
"Statement: Oh, yes, Master. Pain is really the only reliable means by which truth may be obtained... or so I choose to believe."
―HK-47, opining on torture
―HK-47, opining on torture
"Droids tend to blend into the background, like a bench or a card table. Mockery: Droid, fetch this. Droid, translate that. Droid, clean out the trash compactor. Part of the love of my function comes when the ‘furnishings’ pull out tibanna-powered rifles and point them at the owners' heads."
―HK-47, on his lowly status as a droid
―HK-47, on his lowly status as a droid
"Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much."
―HK-47
―HK-47
- HK-47: "Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you such."
- Revan: "You just called me a meatbag again!"
- HK-47: "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea."
- ―HK-47 and Revan[src]
- HK-47: "Suggestion: Perhaps we could dismember the organic? It would make it easier for transport to the surface."
- Mercenary: "Hey! Y-you... you can't just rip me to pieces! I'll die!!"
- HK-47: "Amendment: I did forget that. Stupid, frail, non-compartmentalized organic meatbags!"
- ―HK-47 brainstorms a solution[src]
- HK-47: "Commentary: I say we blast the meatbag and save you the trouble, Master."
- Tanis Venn: "What's with all the droids lately? My wife get to you, too?"
- HK-47: "Negative. I just don't like organic meatbags. Except for the Master, of course."
- ―HK-47, opining on how to deal with Tanis Venn[src]
"Master, as part of my original programming, I am able to communicate in over six hundred languages. This usually amounted to short verbal warnings when killing non-Basic-speaking targets, which gave me some small measure of satisfaction."
―HK-47, describing his protocol functions
―HK-47, describing his protocol functions
- Revan: "What legal requirements do you mean?"
- HK-47: "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally."
- Revan: "I don't think 'killee' is a word."
- HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!"
- ―HK-47, explaining the legal requirements for referring to Revan as his Master[src]
"Recitation: First, weapon selection is critical. If I see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a blaster pistol, then I'll kill them myself."
―HK-47
―HK-47
"I do remember that I was very pleased to be the property of a senator. One of his assistants discovered my assassination functions later, through questioning. The assistant was quite alarmed and told the senator I should be scrapped quickly to avoid a scandal. Naturally, the senator had me eliminate the fool."
―HK-47, recalling his years in the service of a senator on Coruscant
―HK-47, recalling his years in the service of a senator on Coruscant
- Exile: "Are you okay?"
- HK-47: "Answer: If by 'okay', you mean the loss of almost all my existing assassination protocols, then no, I am not okay. Furthermore, I seem to have no discretionary control over my vocabulator, causing me to reveal my true function as an assassin droid of unrivaled sophistication."
- Exile: "You look a lot like a series of droids that have attacked me."
- HK-47: "Answer: Oh, that is impossible, master. If I were out to kill you, we would not be speaking."
- ―Conversation between the Jedi Exile and HK-47, after the latter's reactivation[src]
"Cheating seems to be a relevant term only when one is caught in the act. Otherwise it is viewed as intelligence, no?"
―HK-47
―HK-47
- HK-47: "Observation: We can begin by slaughtering the inhabitants of this building, master. Would that be impressive?"
- T3-M4: "Beep-Beep Boop Boooop."
- HK-47: "No, I didn't mean us as well, you moronic droid."
- ―HK-47 and T3-M4 discuss the best way to get Revan prestige at the Sith Academy on Korriban[src]
- Mira: "Would you please shut him down? He's been like that ever since he arrived. ‘Here's how to kill this.’ ‘Here's how to kill that.’"
- HK-47: "Correction: Assassination theory and execution of said theories is my primary function. I also possess excellent hearing."
- Mira: "Great."
- ―HK-47, overhearing Mira[src]
"Answer: There are a lot of politicians on Coruscant, Master. I could spend decades slaughtering them and still not make a dent."
―HK-47, to Revan
―HK-47, to Revan
"Aahhhh! What are you doing?! Remove the arc wrench, remove the arc wrench! Medic!"
―HK-47, after a failed repair attempt
―HK-47, after a failed repair attempt
"Commentary: Your former pupil is efficient and brutal, even for an organic. I rather liked him when you first introduced me to him. If I had known what he would do to you, master, I would have gladly removed his entrails right then!"
―HK-47, on Darth Malak
―HK-47, on Darth Malak
"Commentary: The meatbag speaks without clarity. Detail this agreement or the master will splatter your organs all over the floor!"
―HK-47, to Janos Wertka
―HK-47, to Janos Wertka
- HK-47: "I was most proud to have partaken in the political system of the galaxy. During the time my owner possessed me, he gained significant rank. Given time, I believe he could have become Chancellor. I even eliminated a few key opponents that he did not ask for... freebies, if you will."
- Revan: "You can do that?"
- HK-47: "Answer: Certainly. Why not?"
- ―HK-47 and Revan[src]
- Revan: "You are just a traveling piece of bad luck, aren't you?"
- HK-47: "Objection: That is so unfair, master! Have I not brought you a great deal of satisfaction?"
- Revan: "You don't want to hear the answer to that."
- HK-47: "Statement: You are a very harsh master, master. I like you."
- ―Revan and HK-47[src]
"I am like a veritable fable, warning against the karma caused by murdering others. A morality tale, if you will. What utter irony."
―HK-47, to Revan
―HK-47, to Revan
- HK-47: "Answer: Oh, master, I could not allow myself to harm another. What if they have families? Or children? We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war. Musing: I think perhaps I would enjoy learning a new language. Or watching an informative holovid."
- Exile: "I think I flipped the wrong switch. Or the right one."
- HK-47: "Statement: I am fulfilling my primary function, which is to facilitate communication between species and put an end to hostilities. Greeting: Oh, hello, little T3 unit. I am HK-47, protocol and translation droid."
T3-M4: "Dee... deet?"
HK-47: "Answer: Of course I am all right. Why wouldn't I be? I respect all life. All life is connected and should be nurtured."
Exile: "That does it. That package is coming out of there." - ―HK-47, after Jedi Exile installs the HK Protocol Pacifist Package[src]
"Application: Searching memory banks. Thruster control; navigational computer; large, bulbous body. I think I am a starship."
―HK-47, upon reactivation
―HK-47, upon reactivation
- HK-47: "Conclusion: You speak the truth. This discovery is also causing me some degree of anger. And humilation."
- Exile: "Are you alright?"
- HK-47: "Mockery: 'Am I all right?' Oh, yes, master, why, I am fine. Statement: I mean, I have only just been re-activated, only to find out there are sub-standard duplicates of me running all over the galaxy, corroding my good name. But if they are, in fact, hunting you, then I look forward to the opportunity to meet these units – and educate them in proper assassination protocols."
- ―HK-47, expressing distress at the Exile's claims, and confirmation, of the HK-50s' copycat use in the galaxy[src]
"Any time you inconvenience or jeopardize yourself for another, is a vulnerability. In any event, I feel compelled to point out that your self-destructive path of pacifism and sacrifice will only lead to your doom. That may be a trifle melodramatic, but frankly, it is something that all Jedi should hear, and I have been rehearsing the speech for some time."
―HK-47 waxes philosophical about the code of the Jedi
―HK-47 waxes philosophical about the code of the Jedi
- HK-47: "Query: Is there someone that you need killed, Master?"
- Exile: "Would you stop asking me that?"
- HK-47: "Statement: Master, assassination is my primary function. It is only expected that when you speak to me, it is to give me the order to kill."
- Exile: "I order you to stop asking me who I need killed."
- HK-47: "Statement: Oh, very well, Master. No doubt you are bothering me because you wish to interrogate me with harmless, non-lethal questions. Or perhaps you need the deck of your freighter scrubbed. Or an exciting alien text translated. My circuits are a-buzz with anticipation of what your next task will be for me that does not involve ending the life of an organic meatbag that deserves death."
- ―HK-47 and the Jedi Exile discuss protocol[src]
- HK-47: "Commentary: How would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean..."
- Revan: "Demeaning, is it?"
- HK-47: "Qualification: Err... perhaps I did not mean it quite like that, master. I mean... while an artificial life-form is superior..."
- Revan: "You're not making it any better."
- HK-47: "Commentary: I mean... nice human, goo-oood human..."
- ―HK-47 and Revan[src]
- Revan: "Are you deliberately trying to insult me?"
- HK-47: "Answer: Deliberation implies some form of intent, master, when I am only stating a fact. Perhaps you would prefer the term liquidious fleshbag?"
- Revan: "How about 'human'?"
- HK-47: "Objection: But... but that technical term does not accurately portray the vast amount of bulbous slushiness present in your bipedal form!"
- ―Revan takes offense at being called a 'meatbag' by HK-47[src]
"If you happen to change your mind, however, I feel I must tell you I will gladly kill anyone you ask. Please. I beg you."
―HK-47, persuading the Jedi Exile
―HK-47, persuading the Jedi Exile
"Statement: I see you have purchased me, master. I find this a satisfactory arrangement. My restraining bolt will be deactivated when you take possession of me. Am I to accompany you now? Shall I kill something for you?"
―HK-47, greeting his new master Revan
―HK-47, greeting his new master Revan
- Revan: "But I'm not your master."
- HK-47: "Qualification: You are my master, master. Did you not purchase me legitimately? Am I stolen goods? Shall I report myself to the authorities?"
- Revan: "Whoa, slow down there. Yes, I did purchase you..."
- HK-47: "Explanation: Then you qualify as my master and I must refer to you as such. The legal requirements for models of my type are very specific, master."
- Revan: "Models of your type? What type is that?"
- HK-47: "Evasion: Oh... the illegal kind of model, master... you know..."
- Revan: "There are legal requirements for illegal models?"
- HK-47: "Answer: More than there are for legal models, apparently. That is meatbag logic for you."
- ―Revan and HK-47[src]
- "Mockery: Your organic flailings amuse me."
- ―HK-47, to a team of companions
- Mark VII prototype: "I have learned to appreciate the value of all life."
- HK-47: "That is very sad. Are you damaged? Is it repairable?"
- Mark VII protoype: "Negative. It is a result of my own conscious decision, and I would not change my new values if I could."
- ―Mark VII prototype and HK-47[src]
"Commentary: As much as I'm looking forward to butchering our enemies, planet by planet, I have missed the personal touch. Your bones will make excellent trophies to commemorate my return to assassination."
―HK-47, to his Sith assailants
―HK-47, to his Sith assailants
- HK-47: "Amendment: Then I will endeavour not to refer to you by your meatbag status in the future, master. Does that suffice?"
- Revan: "No!"
- HK-47: "Query: I am confused. 'No' you do wish to be referred to as meatbag or 'no' it does not suffice?"
- Revan: "Are you deliberately trying to insult me?"
- HK-47: "Answer: Deliberation implies some form of intent, master, when I am only stating a fact. Perhaps you would prefer the term liquidious fleshbag?"
- Revan: "How about 'human'?"
- HK-47: "Objection: But... but that technical term does not accurately portray the vast amount of bulbous slushiness present in your bipedal form!"
- ―HK-47 and Revan discuss alternatives to the term "meatbag"[src]
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