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Tyber: "You don't need to see my identification."

Stormtrooper: "This guy thinks he's a Jedi. Why don't I need to see your identification?"

Tyber: "Because you're dead."

―Tyber Zann, just before Urai Fen uncloaks and kills the trooper

Stormtrooper #1: "You sure this is where we're supposed to wait?"

Stormtrooper #2: "That's what Lord Vader ordered. We're to capture the Rebel when he tries to enter the computer room."

Stormtrooper #1: "Oh. Then I guess we should ignore the alert I'm picking up, huh? The one about the top secret information that's just been illegally channeled to the kitchen terminal?"

―Two stormtroopers, discussing a trap for Luke Skywalker

Leia: "A temple, a place of worship, and it's been turned into offices and a prison."

Stormtrooper: "The Empire does what is necessary. I am told this mining is an expensive venture. The Empire is smart enough to save where it is able."

Leia: "That probably extends to your pay and retirement benefits."

―Leia Organa and a stormtrooper sergeant

Stormtrooper #1: "Do you know what's going on?"

Stormtrooper #2: "Maybe it's another drill."

―Stormtroopers, bumbling through another shift

Stormtrooper #1: "Did you hear what happened at Kejim Post?"

Stormtrooper #2: "No, but I hear it was bad. What did you hear?"

Stormtrooper #1: "I guess some Jedi came in and caused a lot of trouble."

Stormtrooper #2: "The last thing I feel like dealing with today is a Jedi."

―Two stormtroopers, chatting before being killed by Kyle Katarn on Cairn Installation

"Hey! This ‘thermo-charge’ is just two comlinks tied together! I hate when this happens to me."
―Stormtrooper

"No, no, I'm sorry, sir, I'll continue to look around. Alpha 956, out. Stupid know-it-all officer. How about you get into this armor and try to see out of this damn helmet, then I'll sit around in my comfy office and tell you how dumb and incompetent you are!"
―Stormtrooper Alpha-956, grumbling

Stormtrooper #1: "That Bith was really getting on my nerves, so... I shot him. How was I supposed to know he was a friend of the Admiral?"

Stormtrooper #2: "You'll be executed for sure."

Stormtrooper #1: "No way. They don't know it was me."

Stormtrooper #2: "Sure they do. Your pistol has a tracking device in it. The higher-ups can trace when your weapon was fired and where."

Stormtrooper #1: "You're kidding. Um, I – I have to go check on something."

―Stormtroopers

"It's Solo, and he's shooting first! That's not fair!"

―Stormtrooper, fearing Han Solo

Stormtrooper #1: "Boy, I could sure go for a death stick right now."

Stormtrooper #2: "Those things'll kill you."

―Stormtroopers, making conversation

Stormtrooper #1: "What's this thing?"

Stormtrooper #2: "It's a grenade of some kind."

Stormtrooper #3: "It's a lightsaber. Don't you know any history? The fanatical Jedi cult used to carry them—until Lord Vader wiped them out."

―Stormtroopers capture Luke Skywalker on Endor

Stormtrooper #1: "Then I blasted the second one from behind."

Stormtrooper #2: "You fought two Jedi at once? I don't believe that!"

Stormtrooper #1: "It happened. You should have been there. They're not so tough."

―Stormtroopers, moments before being felled by Kyle Katarn's lightsaber

Stormtrooper: "Come with me so I can check you out."

Corran: "I don't need to go with you."

Stormtrooper: "You don't need to go with me?"

Corran: "I can go about my business."

Stormtrooper: "You can go about your business?" [shakes head] "Your business is my business, void-brain."

―Corran Horn, failing miserably at mind tricking

Stormtrooper #1: "I heard you got chewed out by the commander."

Stormtrooper #2: "I was making faces at him the whole time. These helmets are great!"

Stormtrooper #1: "You do that too? I thought I was the only one..."

Stormtrooper #2: "Look alert, officer approaching..."

―A pair of stormtroopers (cut from the final game)

Shysa: "Say, pal, didja know yer shoelaces was untied?"

Stormtrooper: "Gosh, no. Thanks. I guess they must've—hey, waita-minit! Stormtrooper boots don't have laces!"

―A disguised Fenn Shysa tricks an Imperial stormtrooper

"You can't stay on target with these things! You miss your first shot, and you're lying on the ground with a hole blasted through your armor."
―A stormtrooper on the Cairn Installation

"It's Solo, and he's shooting first! That's not fair!"

―A stormtrooper, upon seeing Han Solo in battle

"I'm sure glad I wasn't stationed here when Vader was alive. I heard he liked to use stormtroopers for lightsaber practice."
―Stormtrooper, guarding Bast Castle on Vjun

"I've seen some impressive things as a Stormtrooper of the Empire. I've seen Star Destroyers tear apart a battlecruiser with just tractor beams. I've seen command ships so big they take three days to walk from end to end. I even saw Lord Vader once. But I think the greatest thing I ever saw was those squat little dropships, flying out of a binary sunset, loaded with reinforcements, ammunition, medical droids and food."
―An Imperial Stormtrooper

Stormtrooper #1: "Close the blast doors!" [Han jumps through before doors close]

Stormtrooper #2: "Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!"

―Stormtroopers, pursuing Han Solo through the corridors of the Death Star

Stormtrooper: "Don't move!"

Malloc: "Come now. We're reasonable beings. You tripped and I helped you up again. No need for anyone to get upset. If you got injured in the fall, perhaps, I'd be more than happy to compensate you for it…"

Stormtrooper: "Are you trying to bribe us?"

Malloc: "Not if you're going to be snotty about it."

―A stormtrooper and Kardue'sai'Malloc the Devaronian

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